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Posted by arj1o1 on Jun-15-2003 16:14:

The Ejaculator

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Posted by TuanAnh213 on Jun-15-2003 18:24:

great

Posted by GrimReaper on Jun-15-2003 21:52:

Eeewww..

I got sad because of all the thousands of kittens i've killed over the years.

Posted by Psionic on Jun-16-2003 00:32:

LOL, but seriously what's the deal with killing kittens?

Posted by Steven Hays on Jun-16-2003 01:48:

You have made 14.21875 gallons and 118.661213125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 1.0111111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 655,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3640 kittens.

-and

I have sex with the g/f on a regular basis.

peace,

Steve

Posted by victor on Jun-16-2003 01:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Galapidate
LOL, but seriously what's the deal with killing kittens?

i have no clue either!!!

Posted by Super Smooth on Jun-16-2003 02:20:

Does anyone have that kitten link?
I saw that picture a year ago and it was hillarious
plus people would know what your talking about

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Jun-21-2003 10:36:

You have made 3.65625 gallons and 30.512883375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 26 yards.
You have killed approximately 168,480,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 936 kittens.

I'M A MURDERER!!!!!!!!!
lol!!!!

Posted by DJPrototypeX on Jun-21-2003 13:49:

You have made 2.4375 gallons and 20.34192225 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 17.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 112,320,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 624 kittens.

hahaha

Posted by malek on Jun-21-2003 17:34:

You have made 40.625 gallons and 339.0320375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 2.8888888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,872,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10400 kittens.

holly shit!

Posted by chojin on Jun-22-2003 10:05:

"You have made 5.6875 gallons and 47.46448525 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 40.444444444444 yards.
You have killed approximately 262,080,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1456 kittens.
"

few more years before i'm near some of you guys amounts ;_;

Posted by RWC0412 on Jun-23-2003 15:49:

You have made 2312.9166666667 gallons and 19302.224001667 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 123.35555555556 football fields!
You have killed approximately 79,934,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 444080 kittens.

hahaha ya right, I just wanted to see a really redicuously high score lol

Posted by rock_roll18 on Jun-23-2003 17:07:

haha ..messed up game..
poor kittens get killed with all tht jizz

Posted by SgtFoo on Jun-23-2003 17:45:

wow...look what you get with 999, 999, and Big squirter...

You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.

euuugh!!

For those of you who wonder about the kittens.....
There was a huge mass forwarded e-mail around the internet that had a picture of 2 cute kittens that said "EVery time you masturbate, a kitten dies." and that's the idea.

Posted by Inertia on Jun-23-2003 23:40:

You have made 9.75 gallons and 81.367689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 69.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 449,280,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2496 kittens.

hahahahahahahahaha, brilliant..

Posted by RWC0412 on Jun-24-2003 00:33:

quote:
There was a huge mass forwarded e-mail around the internet that had a picture of 2 cute kittens that said "EVery time you masturbate, a kitten dies." and that's the idea

AH HA!!!!! finally i understand! LOL

Posted by chojin on Jun-24-2003 08:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Inertia
You have made 9.75 gallons and 81.367689 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would strech 69.333333333333 yards.
You have killed approximately 449,280,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2496 kittens.

hahahahahahahahaha, brilliant..

my question is: should you be happy over low or big scores?

Posted by DJDigDug on Jun-25-2003 03:07:

130 less vietnamese dinners on my behalf haha,

i calculated out my friend by an estimate of his habbits, 3 a day keepin the doctor away, i think he totaled near 37k kittens for 4 years haha, poor kitties,

and the quote on the image was, "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten" haha