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Funny quotes on IRC!

Hmm...from either #ukta or #tranceaddict on webchat or ausnet..im bored just smoked about 6 ' joints ' so im bored ehehe




***START***


[02:03] im gunna stream some sperm
[02:03] into your eye tyger
[02:03] aplz if u do that he wont be able to talk to markuz shultz
[02:04] oh
[02:04] well then
[02:04] i dont wanna do that! do i?!
[02:05] if you do that, you'll never see yourself in the #GDJB again
[02:07] how the FUCK would i shoot MY load into YOUR eye?!?

yeah i think i can tell that you're high.

sorry, but that room is not for people to come in and play around.

DON'T PLAY IN #GDJB. THIS ROOM IS NOT FOR PLAYING IN.

im off to go whack one off to markus and his badge club

lol
yesterday in the DC hub, I saw a-aplz asking for pubes shaving tips from oldo......


sorry, forgot to save it......

Intriguing....

quote:

Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC lol yesterday in the DC hub, I saw a-aplz asking for pubes shaving tips from oldo...... sorry, forgot to save it......

lol.. hey i needed help =/

aplz shaved i heard!! down there lol

IRC? Never tried it before, how can I get in?

quote:

Originally posted by Turbonium IRC? Never tried it before, how can I get in?

gota kill a baby.

I'll pass... but seriously.

Re: Funny quotes on IRC!

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Originally posted by netw3rkd Hmm...from either #ukta or #tranceaddict on webchat or ausnet..im bored just smoked about 6 ' joints ' so im bored ehehe ***START*** [02:03] im gunna stream some sperm [02:03] into your eye tyger [02:03] aplz if u do that he wont be able to talk to markuz shultz [02:04] oh [02:04] well then [02:04] i dont wanna do that! do i?! [02:05] if you do that, you'll never see yourself in the #GDJB again [02:07] how the FUCK would i shoot MY load into YOUR eye?!?

Since thats just about the most unfunniest thing ive ever read, i'll post a couple of my favs from bashyp00z! I guess if ur not familiar with IRC some mite not make sense tho.. Most hav probs seen them but for those who havnt, these are my favs:



It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
One of these...has a future.
LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m



what the fuck is wtf



LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
is it modded?



I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.


* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
Oh shit.


67% of girls are stupid
i belong with the other 13%


I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.


oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.


yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck


matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
kritical: um no...
matts: um yes
my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph




and the funniest one ever!


t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

haha... Those are quality Mikey!

right

those were excellent

Ours is better...

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=82274

MORE MORE MORE !!!

[ _Bender_ ] Guys
[ _Bender_ ] I've a copy of Norton AntiVirus 2002...
[ _Bender_ ] Can I still install that this year?


<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES.
<^_-> PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE DRIED SEMEN.
My dried semen doesn't smell like pickles
:/
It smells like bleach
<^_-> THAT'S WHAT MINE SMELLS LIKE WHEN IT'S WET
<^_-> IT'S LIKE BLEACHY-CHLORINE
That was my excuse for jacking off in the swimming pool
"But I thought it would make the pool cleaner "
THAT WAS YOUR COURT DEFENCE?
YOU COULD HAVE CLAIMED IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY SPASM
An involuntary spasm that made me hold a 6 year old underneath me for the duration?


<|sco|t> doesn anyone in here know a good amount of php
|sco|t, the #php guys do
|sco|t go to #php
<[ric]> and #women is full of women, go figure
and #teens is full of 40 year old men.


hi!!
I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with Latin interferences.
do I like to change music, some kindred dj of changing music?
are you of where?
which your name?


* Alpaca is listening to : Celine Dion - Where Does My Heart Beat Now.mp3
NOOOOOOOOOO
STUPID SCRIPT

Hahah class!

A little digression, but this was to funny:

At the mental institution:
A patient is holding his dick in a bowl of nuts...
Doctor: "What are you doing?"
Patient: "I'm fucking nuts"

Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small.
it's classed as a "sever disability"
ha ya
HEY! i dont have a fucking car
asshole

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hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
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i dont get it
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now say this:
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bahahaha
what?
damnit

If you haven't already seen it:

http://www.bash.org/?top

Cheers renegade.

"iam beautiful...today......."
maybe, talk about meat ?
iam a hobby-cook
meat is good
i just had some ribs
:P

tomorrow i got some "Tueringer" + potato-mus + butter = mmmmmhhhhhhh
that's not hard to cook though
:O
i havent had a meal i really enjoyed in over a week now
Romin?
i can cook most things u thought about it
jell-o
that's freakin' hard
u know whats weird tho?
i said, iam hobby-cook, i love cooking
hyndoo...read the login messages and you'll find the answer to your question
most men never cook at home yet most chefs are men
lol
pffff

its tru, its whack
i cook TV dinners
its stupid, altrough all women cooks
i dont know one women, u cooks well
lol

this just in:

<@arturob> Swamper is my slut
<@arturob>
<@arturob> i whore him for trance
<@arturob>
<@Swamper> if I were your slut
<@Swamper> I'd turn to beastiality
<@arturob> LOL
<@arturob> WTF
<@Swamper> don't even try
ROTFL
<@arturob> bitch
<@arturob> you'll see
<@arturob> you won this one
<@Swamper> I win em all
<@Swamper> and the ones I lose
<@Swamper> I delete the logs
<@Swamper>
lol
<@arturob> lol

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