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Posted by BTG on Jul-08-2003 19:35:

Sex + Waterbed = bad.

So i had sex for the first time on a waterbed.

its a lot harder to get the job done when you have no real support for your arms...

the girl wouldn't seem to mind it when she's at the bottom, because she doesn't know how difficult it is to keep youreself upright, so you're able to 'thrust' properly.

so you get tired twice as fast, and when she's yelling at you to go faster, you almost have a heart attack.

So anyone who's looking out to try it on a water bed...

Girl on top.

anyone agree/disagree with me?

Posted by TuanAnh213 on Jul-08-2003 19:40:

you had sex on a waterbed...

good for you

bye

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Jul-08-2003 19:44:

quote:
Originally posted by TuanAnh213
you had sex on a waterbed...

good for you

bye

Posted by davinox on Jul-08-2003 20:25:

if you were having such problems, go on the floor.
or a chair

Posted by butterfly on Jul-08-2003 20:30:

i am sure you could have come up with a creative solution if you had really tried.

so then why didnt you just flip her on top of you then?

Posted by Martin McG on Jul-08-2003 20:50:

hmm

a waterbed

sounds like too much effort

im happy being lazy

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jul-08-2003 21:02:

fill the waterbed with foam or some thick substance lol

or just have sex on the floor or whathave ya

Posted by JohnSmith on Jul-08-2003 21:03:

first off, i'm surprised you are even having sex Brad.

Second, waterbeds are GREAT for sex, you just need to know how to use them.

what you do is, get a toe hold on the edge of the bed, and rock it back and forth. Depending on how big the waterbed is, you will get it sloshing back and forth, and it does half the work for you! it's hard to explain, but just try it, you have to go slow. this works on trampolines as well.

Now, for something REALLY difficult(and fun) try taking off all the sheets, and the waterbed cover so it's just bare plastic, and then cover the whole thing in canola oil, as well as slather each other in it. This is fucking awesome, but very difficult, as you are sliding all over the place.

good luck!

Posted by BTG on Jul-08-2003 21:06:

quote:
Originally posted by JohnSmith
first off, i'm surprised you are even having sex Brad.

ouch.

but thanks for your advice

Posted by davinox on Jul-08-2003 21:13:

quote:
Originally posted by JohnSmith
Now, for something REALLY difficult(and fun) try taking off all the sheets, and the waterbed cover so it's just bare plastic, and then cover the whole thing in canola oil, as well as slather each other in it. This is fucking awesome, but very difficult, as you are sliding all over the place.

good luck!

jesus you have too much time on your hands!!!

Posted by TuanAnh213 on Jul-08-2003 21:13:

i had sex on a hammock...but then the damn thing flipped over and we fell on our asses...god it hurt

Posted by occrider on Jul-08-2003 21:15:

quote:
Originally posted by TuanAnh213
i had sex on a hammock...but then the damn thing flipped over and we fell on our asses...god it hurt

Did you finish the job?

Posted by JohnSmith on Jul-08-2003 21:26:

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
ouch.

well, after all, "your skinny keed, you know dat mon?"

i guess i should stop slagging you though, you DJed in a club. (albeit with MP3s on burned CDs, but still, it appears to have gotten you some pussy, so more power to ya)

BTW, i'd love to hear that set, when you posted the tracklisting in the DJ booth i was impressed.

Posted by BTG on Jul-08-2003 21:29:

quote:
Originally posted by JohnSmith
BTW, i'd love to hear that set, when you posted the tracklisting in the DJ booth i was impressed.

my friend has it on cd..and thats the only copy of it atm. but i'll get it from him later, i'll pm you when i get it.

Posted by Misty Kitty on Jul-08-2003 21:48:

lol a waterbed

try a blow up chair wipe clean

Posted by DJ_Lord on Jul-08-2003 21:51:

im lazy in bed, so id always make the girl go on top! lol

Posted by Dr. Cfire on Jul-08-2003 22:11:

What are you talking about, sex is much better on a waterbed. Like JohnSmioth said you use the momentium of the water to do half the work for you.

What does suck though is trying to sleep on a water bed when drunk. The room is moving in a circle and the bed is going up and down.

Posted by Izzy on Jul-08-2003 22:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Cfire
What does suck though is trying to sleep on a water bed when drunk. The room is moving in a circle and the bed is going up and down.

that makes me nausious just thinking about it... i'd throw up so quickly if that were the case

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jul-08-2003 23:31:

quote:
Originally posted by TuanAnh213
i had sex on a hammock...but then the damn thing flipped over and we fell on our asses...god it hurt

LOL, thats cool!

Posted by PhloTron on Jul-08-2003 23:43:

quote:
quote:
Originally posted by TuanAnh213
i had sex on a hammock...but then the damn thing flipped over and we fell on our asses...god it hurt
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
LOL, thats cool!

Not only cool...but BRILLIANT!

Posted by USMC_Greg on Jul-09-2003 02:51:

Posted by Kailya on Jul-09-2003 03:00:

Yes, waterbed sex is difficult. Especially on a full wave waterbed.

Posted by USMC_Greg on Jul-09-2003 03:32:

Maybe you should wear the floaties on your arms. They will give you the support you need to hold yourself up. :P

Posted by Dr. Cfire on Jul-09-2003 04:15:

quote:
Originally posted by USMC_Greg
Maybe you should wear the floaties on your arms. They will give you the support you need to hold yourself up. :P

Plus you get all that added sex appeal

Posted by Rostros on Jul-09-2003 07:25:

ive done it on a waterbed before, my x /g/f parents had one, nothing special really, still gave it to her proper

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