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Posted by BTG on Jul-11-2003 19:58:

Sperm bank (might have been posted)

A man wearing a ski mask into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

"Not that fucking difficult is it?" he says

Posted by Dmatrox on Jul-11-2003 20:45:

tee hee

Posted by U121 on Jul-11-2003 23:17:

OMFGROFLMAOLOL

Posted by Trancender on Jul-12-2003 01:18:

HAHAHAHA nice one

Posted by Psionic on Jul-12-2003 03:34:

Yep been posted before, but still a great joke

Posted by nic01445 on Jul-12-2003 05:26:

bahahahahahahhahahahahah! gurgle gurgle

Posted by DJPrototypeX on Jul-12-2003 13:27:

thas mean

Posted by DR86 on Jul-12-2003 19:45:

BBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by SgtFoo on Jul-13-2003 05:59:

LMFAO

Posted by Yan on Jul-13-2003 10:13:

Great joke! Haven't heard it before.

Posted by predictor on Jul-13-2003 12:29:

10/10

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Jul-13-2003 20:04:

lol
nice one!!!!! me likes


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