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Posted by davinox on Jul-13-2003 14:02:

Three Wishes

O.K. here's the deal. Let's say you stumble upon a magic lamp, rub it a couple times (because you're kinky like that) and out pops a genie. He's like, "Damn, what the hell do you want? Oh...wishes."

Then he explains the rules to you.

1. You get three wishes.
2. You can't wish for more wishes, or for another genie, or for anything that would end up giving you more wishes in the end.
3. He can't extend your life or make you youthful.
4. He can't grant you any superhuman powers.
5. He can't do something completely ridiculous, like make your own universe for you that is solely devoted to you or anything, he'll grant you any wish WITHIN REASON.

So what do you wish for?

I would wish for the knowledge of why there is existence, 10 billion dollars, and the end of suffering in the world.

Posted by Rikard on Jul-13-2003 14:06:

hm, kind of a dull fucking genie i must say :/

1st money
2nd looks
3rd great respect from anyone

yeah, kind of egoistic, but hey, that sure is a fucking dull genie, can't do wonders so why evern bother doing something for this messed up world?

hahaha, "i wish for world peace!"

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jul-13-2003 14:38:

1. a time machine
2. to be good at everything, not great but good
3. the lynx effect lol

i want time machine for the obvious reason

good at everything, so i can say, yeah been there, done that, got the t-shirt

and the lynx effect, cuz ive always wondered what that was like lol

Posted by Moongoose on Jul-13-2003 14:42:

1st. Money
2nd. Ability to understand women (though that may be considered a superhuman power...or maybe godlike ??? )
3rd. Ehhh....world peace i guess

Posted by 3jaz on Jul-13-2003 15:20:

World Peace
Food for the hungry
Humans to be considerate of others

in no particular order

Posted by twizta on Jul-13-2003 15:43:

1. godly mixing skillz
2. rich
3. happy

Posted by Ian on Jul-13-2003 16:08:

1 - teleportation

2 - never ending phone credit

3 - a 'beerboy/rudeboy/rap-fan/annoying shits' laser gun to help create a better world

Posted by _-MIl0 on Jul-13-2003 16:32:

1'st- Make mE a famose dj that isint ugly (thats a first)
2'nd- Give me my own island where im the presedent and the dictator and everyones happy and rich
3'rd- They axcedently use bush as a bomb and launch him from a 100000 miles in the air over iraq where he luckly lands in a pool thats been filled witha anthrax, which he exscapes but is duying slowley in the middle of nowhere with no water when a group of iraqi solders come along cut his willy off and feed it to him..... or world peace

Posted by djSlain on Jul-13-2003 17:11:

definently world peace!
I also want an unlimited space in my stomach for food. I will never get full no matter how much i eat
experience true love

Posted by Streakfury on Jul-13-2003 17:26:

Re: Three Wishes

quote:
Originally posted by davinox
I would wish for the knowledge of why there is existence, 10 billion dollars, and the end of suffering in the world.

I think if the genie could explain the meaning of life, he'd be more than just a genie. I mean, that's some knowledge he's got! And if you ever found that out, you'd be some kind of god-like enlightened being as well!

Anywayz, my wishes

1: To own every trance tune in existance in multiple formats
2: To have a comfortable living and be really happy for the rest of my life
3: erm... (in true Miss Universe style) "world peace"

Posted by predictor on Jul-13-2003 18:14:

be the nr 1 dj for 20 years in a row
i dont want to get millions of money as ime going to be the best dj
world peace
and get the recent mobile every week

Posted by Essential1 on Jul-13-2003 19:36:

1. Unlimited beer
2. Unlimited funds
3. Unlimited pussy

Posted by dstrukt on Jul-13-2003 19:58:

My own succesful cafe/record store
Good health to me, my family, and friends
Understanding and acceptance among man

Posted by trancendental on Jul-13-2003 20:01:

1. Money
2. Power
3. Sex

Posted by THE_Chris on Jul-13-2003 20:42:

1) A full version of Nu-NRG - Bonsai

Posted by THE_Chris on Jul-13-2003 20:43:

1) A full version of Nu-NRG - Bonsai
2) Sex with some nice birds, whenever I want, for the rest of my life
3) MONEY!

Posted by bloated_cow on Jul-13-2003 22:26:

1) For everything to seem a LOT funnier than it actually is
2) A technological advance that will allow EVERYONE unlimited bandwidth and downloads with speeds up to 180 terabytes/sec
3) For the creative ability to create a new genra of music loosely based of trance with a specific wavelengths designed for releasing endorphins that EVERYONE will like because of its uber-grooviness, thus solving all of the worlds problems.

Posted by J.L. on Jul-14-2003 02:47:

quote:
Originally posted by THE_Chris
2) Sex with some nice birds, whenever I want, for the rest of my life

Do those birds come with little peckers??

Posted by _-MIl0 on Jul-14-2003 03:33:

quote:
Originally posted by kewlness
Do those birds come with little peckers??

AHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAh cant stop laughing lol good one, just in case you dont know birds in english means Hoes

Posted by SgtFoo on Jul-14-2003 03:51:

All the wishes so far are great, funny, and some are too much, and some are even over the rules in some ways..
my wishes in no particular order:

- unlimited money due to extreme producer/DJ success but the money unseen by others (unless of course I drive a Ferrari)
- the ability to wink and point at any woman and she falls in love with me until I decide to break up with her by pinching her nose (lol)
- excellent health for me and my family and friends.

maybe too much, but even lessened down it's all pretty much what I'd wish for.

Posted by Turbonium on Jul-14-2003 04:19:

1. 500 billion dollars (US), good health for me, family, and friends, everyone to respect me, lots of hot girls (lol), be an insanely amazing famous DJ, be at least good at everything else, but be uberly amazing at driving (standard of course) math and sciences and art, as well as composing giant musical scores, be amazing at Photoshop and Dreamweaver, overthrow Bill Gates just for the fun of it, and never have to go to the washroom ever again in my whole life.

I haven't decided on wishes 2 and 3 yet...

Posted by DaveSZ on Jul-14-2003 08:07:

I'd wish for a genie who's not such a lamer...but then, that's against the rules.

Posted by Trance-Aqua on Jul-14-2003 16:25:

1) Bank account with 10 billion on it.
2) A girl of my dreams (Hmmmmmm yes)
3) WORLD PEACE!!!!

Posted by butterfly on Jul-14-2003 16:34:

money, health, and i'd take some more time to think of a third thing.

making wishes makes me skeptical (aside from teh complete imaginary part of it) i feel like you cant get something for nothing. in order to be able to have something you are wishing for someone has to pay for it in some way...

Posted by occrider on Jul-14-2003 16:40:

All you silly people wishing for world peace ... don't you realize that will result in the enslavement of the human race? Doesn't anyone watch the simpsons???????????

What are you going to do when the aliens come with their clubs with nails in them?

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