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Posted by DJ_NRG on Jul-16-2003 22:53:

Things Kids Teach Adults

Forgive me if you've seen this (which I'm sure some of you have), but I got this in my e-mail today, and it gave me a pretty good chuckle! I thought I'd share it with you all.

Things Kids Teach Adults

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.
Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Posted by Trancer-adu on Jul-16-2003 23:12:

Re: Things Kids Teach Adults

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Originally posted by DJ_NRG

[*]60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

haha... that's so sad and true... while I was reading it I was tryig to figure out when I have the time and necessary materials to do this... haha...

Posted by Psionic on Jul-17-2003 00:24:

hehe

Posted by RedLunatik on Jul-17-2003 00:28:

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Originally posted by Trancer-adu
haha... that's so sad and true... while I was reading it I was tryig to figure out when I have the time and necessary materials to do this... haha...

hahahah
thats so true its scary
i was thinking to myself... "do we have brake fluid outside"