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Posted by Wretched on Jul-21-2003 17:41:

Holy Shit - I think im getting a car for my birthday

My birthday's tomorrow, and my mom just e-mailed me saying "we can decide when you can turn your birthday present on"

Posted by placebo on Jul-21-2003 17:43:

Maybe it's a calculator.

Posted by moncster on Jul-21-2003 17:47:

She got you a prostitute

Posted by occrider on Jul-21-2003 17:48:

Vibrator?

Posted by Wretched on Jul-21-2003 17:53:

The AAA Membership (roadside assistance company, for non-US members) makes sense now.

Posted by trite on Jul-21-2003 18:23:

Sounds more like a computer to me.

Posted by Innervision on Jul-21-2003 18:35:

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
Vibrator?

i second that

Posted by Wretched on Jul-21-2003 18:41:

quote:
Originally posted by trite
Sounds more like a computer to me.

I already have my own 1.8ghz laptop (last year's present).

Posted by DaveSZ on Jul-21-2003 18:41:

Sybian

Posted by Trancender on Jul-21-2003 18:44:

a TV

Posted by jp on Jul-21-2003 18:47:

Tune in, turn on, rock out

You're getting an alarm clock !

Posted by Wretched on Jul-21-2003 19:20:

You're killin' me here!!

My Mom isnt one to play MEAN jokes like that (ie say something that makes me believe I'm getting a car, but then give me a CD player). :/

Posted by INDY on Jul-21-2003 19:28:

u are gettin a cd player...when she said turn on, she could mean alot of things lol...dont get your hopes up, coz you will just get upset that way. if you do get a car, make sure you tell us lol

one way to find out, wait till tomorrow

Posted by vhx1 on Jul-21-2003 19:28:

Be grateful for any gifts u get.. HOwever i don't think its a car.. cuz she would have said "we can decide when you can start your birthday present"

Posted by Misty Kitty on Jul-21-2003 19:33:

she mite of entered you in a race!

or id also go wiv vibrator

Posted by Wretched on Jul-21-2003 19:56:

Well, she said it will be there when she picks me up to go out to dinner, so I doubt it's a TV or something of that nature.

Posted by Psionic on Jul-21-2003 20:01:

Haha, vibrator

Posted by [mart] on Jul-21-2003 20:41:

Keep us posted - I'm actually vaguely interested in what it is!

Posted by nekholm on Jul-21-2003 20:47:

Yeah but you don't really turn on cars.. Maybe a lightswitch? And they can decide when your light is on

Posted by occrider on Jul-21-2003 20:57:

[sick]

Wretched: Hi mom.
Mom: Hi Wretched happy birthday!
Wretched: thanks mom!
Mom: Sweety, since this is a very special birthday I wanted to get you something very special ...
Wretched: Hell yea, is it a car???
Mom: BETTER!
Wretched: what is it???
Mom: Well, I know that you already have a computer, a tv, and a cd player. So I didn't really know what to get you this year. So I decided that this year your birthday present is to turn ME on!
Wretched:
Mom: let's get at it bigboy ...

[/sick]

Yes I have a very very dirty imagination

Posted by _-MIl0 on Jul-21-2003 21:08:

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
[sick]

Wretched: Hi mom.
Mom: Hi Wretched happy birthday!
Wretched: thanks mom!
Mom: Sweety, since this is a very special birthday I wanted to get you something very special ...
Wretched: Hell yea, is it a car???
Mom: BETTER!
Wretched: what is it???
Mom: Well, I know that you already have a computer, a tv, and a cd player. So I didn't really know what to get you this year. So I decided that this year your birthday present is to turn ME on!
Wretched:
Mom: let's get at it bigboy ...

[/sick]

Yes I have a very very dirty imagination

hahahahaha thats nice ahem i mean YOU SICK FREEK

Posted by moncster on Jul-21-2003 21:37:

Posted by placebo on Jul-21-2003 22:32:

You get to have sex with your mom? SWEET!

Posted by Innervision on Jul-22-2003 01:07:

quote:
Originally posted by placebo
You get to have sex with your mom? SWEET!

ROFL!

Posted by placebo on Jul-22-2003 01:36:

Having sex with your mom is so overrated, having sex with your cousins...now THAT'S where it's at.

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