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Posted by magnasoma on Jul-22-2003 14:26:

HaHa Chortle Chortle

from an email i got...

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The following are actual ads placed in the
Personal section of the Ministry of Sound
magazine (UK clubbing/lifestyle magazine):
ARE YOU AGED 18-30, female, slim build, into
hardcore techno, a recent graduate and political
activist? Then f*ck off. I want a shit-thick 16
year old bird with no opinions and massive tits.
Reply to box xxxx

WERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt,
platform trainers, dancing to the left of the
stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I
was the guy curled up under the speaker stack. I
meant to talk to you but I was hallucinating and
I thought you had a wolf's head and flippers.
But I'm ok now. Reply to xxxx

ATTENTION ALL MAD clubheads in the Toxteth area
going to Cream this weekend.. Me and my mates
are going to nick all your valuables while
you're out because we're thieving scally
bastards.

IF YOU ARE a group of around four house fans in
the Acton High Street area of West London and
you're particularly into old skool Chicago
sounds, please turn your stereo down because
some of us are fucking trying to get some sleep.

ARE YOU THE TALL BLACK-HAIRED GUY in the black
and silver Versace shirt who I shagged in the
Ministry toilets about three months ago without
any form of birth control? Please write to me.
I'd love to hear from you. Just to see how you
are and stuff. Don't worry, there's nothing to
worry about. Really. It's just that I'm going to
have a...ummm...a PARTY! Yes, that's it. A
party. Reply xxxx

WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx

WERE YOU THE man standing three feet away from
me at the bar in Fabric, smiling weakly and
smelling rather too strongly of Issey Miyake?
Because if you look at my tits one more time, I
am going to glass you.

Posted by dstrukt on Jul-22-2003 14:34:

Re: HaHa Chortle Chortle

quote:
Originally posted by magnasoma

WERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt,
platform trainers, dancing to the left of the
stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I
was the guy curled up under the speaker stack. I
meant to talk to you but I was hallucinating and
I thought you had a wolf's head and flippers.
But I'm ok now. Reply to xxxx

LMAO

Posted by sykadelik on Jul-22-2003 14:37:

Very amusing, got anymore?

Posted by dj_mdma on Jul-22-2003 14:47:

Re: HaHa Chortle Chortle

quote:
Originally posted by magnasoma

ARE YOU THE TALL BLACK-HAIRED GUY in the black
and silver Versace shirt who I shagged in the
Ministry toilets about three months ago without
any form of birth control? Please write to me.
I'd love to hear from you. Just to see how you
are and stuff. Don't worry, there's nothing to
worry about. Really. It's just that I'm going to
have a...ummm...a PARTY! Yes, that's it. A
party. Reply xxxx

WERE YOU THE man standing three feet away from
me at the bar in Fabric, smiling weakly and
smelling rather too strongly of Issey Miyake?
Because if you look at my tits one more time, I
am going to glass you.

Absolute classics!

Posted by Technaut on Jul-22-2003 16:45:

Re: HaHa Chortle Chortle

quote:
Originally posted by magnasoma
The following are actual ads placed in the
Personal section of the Ministry of Sound
magazine (UK clubbing/lifestyle magazine):
ARE YOU AGED 18-30, female, slim build, into
hardcore techno, a recent graduate and political
activist? Then f*ck off. I want a shit-thick 16
year old bird with no opinions and massive tits.
Reply to box xxxx

im with this guy

Posted by Sand Leaper on Jul-22-2003 16:47:

That's too much

Posted by Martin McG on Jul-22-2003 18:35:

Re: Re: HaHa Chortle Chortle

quote:
Originally posted by Technaut
im with this guy

your goin with a guy?!

Posted by AndskiSpeed on Jul-22-2003 19:42:

Re: Re: Re: HaHa Chortle Chortle

quote:
Originally posted by big dave
your goin with a guy?!

Posted by Ian on Jul-22-2003 20:45:

Re: HaHa Chortle Chortle

quote:
Originally posted by magnasoma
ATTENTION ALL MAD clubheads in the Toxteth area
going to Cream this weekend.. Me and my mates
are going to nick all your valuables while
you're out because we're thieving scally
bastards.

WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx

1 - LOL Acton & Mike are on the go

2 - See a dealer

nearly as funny as the irish one where they were asking for sum1 to be an alibi

Posted by DRM on Jul-22-2003 23:45:

funny shit!

and ian, u fool we work in the derby area now cuz they're all soft twats

Posted by Sand Leaper on Jul-23-2003 11:30:

Re: HaHa Chortle Chortle

quote:
Originally posted by magnasoma

WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx

Ummmmmm,Ard? Surely there is a better way to get more coke than this?

quote:
Originally posted by Ian^
1 - LOL Acton & Mike are on the go

Thieving scallies