Anyone want to learn some dutch swearwords?

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Posted by arj1o1 on Jul-26-2003 17:54:

Anyone want to learn some dutch swearwords?

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/dutch.htm

Posted by RussianRacerX on Jul-29-2003 13:38:

def. a good site for insults or any kind

Posted by Yan on Jul-29-2003 13:59:

No pronunciation guide! Grr...Still cool

Posted by whiskers on Jul-30-2003 03:52:

muhahah, this will come in handy for those flame threads

Posted by whiskers on Jul-30-2003 04:00:

man, their random insult generator made me laugh so hard, i cried!

Posted by CynepMeH on Jul-30-2003 04:16:

Pokkenlijder - One of the missing pokemons????

Posted by CynepMeH on Jul-30-2003 04:23:

This is the ultimate... I nearly vomited from laughing after reading this one:

"Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?

The Anti-Moron� software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. Is that a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you didn't have that botched back street lobotomy that left you that crisscrossed shoelace scar on your forehead; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. No, come to think of it, you would.

Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live."

buwhahahahah

Posted by whiskers on Jul-30-2003 04:38:

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Originally posted by CynepMeH
if you didn't have a face that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. No, come to think of it, you would.

that is bloody classic! WAHAHAHAHA *pisses himself laughihg*

Posted by Lakerfan36 on Aug-01-2003 18:43:

HAHAHA its a good site for insults HAHAH lol