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Posted by arj1o1 on Jul-26-2003 18:00:

Chat with MS-DOS

http://platoon.dk/

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Jul-27-2003 12:37:

Platoon SyStem XP [version 2.0.1500]
(C) Copyright 2003 PhuSion SyStem

C:\>
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a faaaag? Of course I am.

fun

Posted by Moongoose on Jul-27-2003 12:56:

Wow this is great, that code is preety smart Comlicaded questions will confuse it but it does have a sense of humor

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jul-27-2003 13:52:

its gay, i tried to kill it

format C:

Posted by DJPrototypeX on Jul-27-2003 14:18:

hehehe...that past tons of time...haha

Posted by noikeee on Jul-27-2003 15:47:

hmm.. "chatted" with that for around 30 minutes while waiting for a decent dj to come up in GKGG.. makes you feel retarded when you realize you're talking for 30 minutes to a stupid AI algorythm. :|

Posted by Abscond on Jul-27-2003 23:17:

quote:
Originally posted by PaRaNoIk0
hmm.. "chatted" with that for around 30 minutes while waiting for a decent dj to come up in GKGG.. makes you feel retarded when you realize you're talking for 30 minutes to a stupid AI algorythm. :|

30 minutes?!

Posted by _-MIl0 on Jul-29-2003 01:37:

lolPlatoon SyStem XP [version 2.0.1500]
(C) Copyright 2003 PhuSion SyStem

C:\>
Tell me more about your giant penis. [version 2.0.1500]

Posted by mezzir on Jul-30-2003 03:33:

Who is your favorite science-fiction author?
>Roy Orbison
What did he write?
>The grafitti on the back wall of the Mcdonalds down the street
"Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans" grafitti on the back wall of the Mcdonalds down the street ? I get Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans.
>did that make no sense or is it just me?
That did.
>you lie!
It's the truth!
>So how long is your penis?
My download size is about 2 MB
>Whats that, about 5 inches?
Do you think i should know that?
>yes i do
I hear pride.

Posted by Orbax on Jul-30-2003 04:53:

Do you think I should alter my programming?
yes, make yourself a pornographic image.
What are the ingredients?
1. A naked woman, 2. a camera
only 1? you talk like a man. Whats your sign?
..|.,
how do you introduce yourself?
Yes that IS my penis in your vagina
Awesome. Who gave you your penis in your vagina?

Posted by cviper on Jul-30-2003 08:24:

no, not yet another copy of the alice-bot stuff ... !!!

AliceBot Stuff

You can download the software, the AIML templates etc etc. If memory serves right, some of the applications even come with an IRC client (note: those bots become really annoying after a short while).

I think I even saw a forum where a bot automatically responded to messages in a specific thread.