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Lord of the rings hater
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html
Someone please tell me this is a joke 
...make sure to check all of his website, he's got a couple of other incredicble top lists as well....
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| Did someone say plot hole? Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman. |
For someone who hates the LOTR movies, he sure as hell has watched it a lot. Hmmmmmm just as I thought.... he is a giant fuck knuckle 
Man this guy's lame, maddox does it better
Maddox's was too freaking funny. He has a way of making ANYTHING seem funny. I don't really like LOTR...so I'm not upset
dude it has to be a joke or hes just a retard.
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| Millions of copies of the LOTR DVDs have thick black bars at the bottom and top of the screen throughout the film. Didn't anyone catch this? You know what happens at the end, in the extreme foreground and extreme upper sky? Neither do I. Bush league, guys. |
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The Orcs were obviously stolen from PC game maker Blizzard and its Warcraft series. Too bad Blizzard is apparently too scared to sue New Line over it. |
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Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman. |
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| Experts on the occult say in order for a wizard to floorspin a fully-grown man like Gandalf, he'd need three magical staffs, not two. |
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The heroes are shown eating again and again, and yet no one ever goes to the bathroom throughout their entire quest. |
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The Elves, clearly the most advanced and wise species, are also clearly gay. |
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| The "happy village of little people" idea was stolen from Willow. The wise old wizard character was stolen from Harry Potter. The "travelling on our quest through a corn field" scene was stolen from Shrek. etc. |
OF COURSE ITS A JOKE YOU NUMBNUUTS!
if you keep reading youll see... its heckuva fun tho
what a looser
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read his apology....
then check out his 30 reasons why eminem is bad for music
excuse me while i change my pants
lol
what a wierdo!! ppl like him piss me off.......
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| Originally posted by ResonantDrag read his apology.... then check out his 30 reasons why eminem is bad for music excuse me while i change my pants |
he's either seriously disturbed or very disillusioned and misinformed buahahahaha
Well if LOTR was not a trilogy we would have to sit through a 9 hour movie. That would not have been cool. This dude needs to get a life.
From The 30 Reasons why EMINEM Is bad for music.
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| Get the man a therapist Eminem brags in his lyrics that he has named his penis "Haley" and refers to it constantly in his latest songs. And we pay to listen? Get the man a therapist part 2... The "Haley" references include this bizarre and deeply disturbing threat toward his mother: "Ma.... Haley's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful! But you'll never see her, she wont even be at your funeral!" Get the man a therapist, part 3... Did you notice that the famously homophobic Eminem refers to his genitalia as "she?" Why can't we get help for this man? |
ROFLMAO!!!
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| Originally posted by LoCa he's either seriously disturbed or very disillusioned and misinformed buahahahaha |
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