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big spiders anyone?
have any of you guys been getting big spiders in your house lately? over the last week we have had 6 massive ones, like slightly smaller then the palm of my hand. i been told its the time of year but bloody hell i dont remember getting them last year! they scare the shit out of me and have even slept on the couch twise cus they been in my room, i have had no sleep last nite cus of it, but im pretty buzzing now. weird.... and the one last night had a big cheek.....he was in my vinyl collection! total bastard! and i was mixing at the time. ughhhhhhhh! like a foot from my face. i was on a roll as well, quality mixes. 
so has anyone else had these massive bastards in ur house lately or is it just unlucky me?
*edit* also that bastard from last night is still in here somewhere...... *has spider spray and shoe on desk* BASTARD!
*sings in style of paul okenfold - hypnotised* ever been hit with a shoe?......its fucking gona kill you! 
Mikey has a pet spider 
Yes! I have had some spiders so big that I swear they could have eaten me. Luckily I am street wise and brave...so I ran out the room screaming like a little girl and got my sister to "deal" with the monster!
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| Originally posted by CyberTeraz Yes! I have had some spiders so big that I swear they could have eaten me. Luckily I am street wise and brave...so I ran out the room screaming like a little girl and got my sister to "deal" with the monster! |
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| Originally posted by CyberTeraz Yes! I have had some spiders so big that I swear they could have eaten me. Luckily I am street wise and brave...so I ran out the room screaming like a little girl and got my sister to "deal" with the monster! |
hahaha yeah a fair few spiders about, tis the season.
Did you know spiders walk across you face when you are sleeping, they are attracted to the hot air as you breath out.
(does anyone think that if you have chronic wind they'd walk over your ass??)
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| Originally posted by Misty Kitty hahaha yeah a fair few spiders about, tis the season. Did you know spiders walk across you face when you are sleeping, they are attracted to the hot air as you breath out. (does anyone think that if you have chronic wind they'd walk over your ass??) |
They Dont.... er so ive been told
Don't talk to me about big spiders, luckily my mum is around to scream about the big spiders. But last night I was about go go bed and I saw a fucking big spider on the wall, nearly screamed. Ran back the PC. Then when I came back it had gone.
I think I might have eaten it in my sleep
we watched a program last night about an airport and they had some massive south american tarantulas which can shoot irritating hairs from their bum.
ste thought they were 'cute and fluffy' though
I used to always think of that James Bond film when the spiders like on the bed and Sean Connery wakes up and that fucking Tunnelweb tarantula thingys sitting on his chest.
Just get the Yellow Pages out and twat them one or if you can be arsed get a glass and throw them out.
just got back from southend and i still cant find him in here. *sprays loads of spider killer around* *chokes* thats nasty. the one i had in here the other day was about 10cm. the one last nite was about 8cm i think. its anoying tho cus im so scared of them. acually phyicaly, last nite when i saw him all my hairs stood up on end and i froze and my heart started pounding n i was sweating bullets nasty bastards y the hell mike wants one as a pet is beyond me. *sprays mikes spider with spider killer* *runs away*
*edit* ewwwww, just found out ur ment to eat an average of 8 spiders in your sleep in your life. aparently they feed on your saliver(sp?). imagine waking up one day and thinkin wtf is that in my mouth, u caugh and a spider falls out 
spiders r just annoyin. I live in a village so seem to get more of them out in the sticks, heh. And coz its the summer we leave our winodws in for them to crawl in. I used to always look around the ceiling to see if there were any.
Had a huge one crawl up next to me, scared the shit out of me, the worst ones r the fast ones. Trap them in a glass and leave them for a few days, hehe, see how many u can collect 
i thought the spider was meant to get the fly
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| Originally posted by Project T i thought the spider was meant to get the fly |
Has anyone ever caught a spider in a glass and left it overnight while you got some kip, and then the next morning it's gone? The glass is still there but no spider...
...happened to me, I was well scared. And i'm not scared of spiders. Or when you go to catch a spider above your bed and it falls off the wall and you cant find it. I cant sleep in my room when that happens.
Now I just open some ninja whoop-ass on 'em (and them put them nicely outside on a hot garden wall ).
Apparently, you eat 4-11 spiders a year in your sleep! Mmmmm... yum!
Apparently, you eat 4-11 spiders a year in your sleep! Mmmmm... yum!
see i told you chrissy
NASTY SPIDERS?
READ THIS
THEN VIEW THESE
what the fuck does gangrene have to do with spiders?! 
forgot to add, he got bit by a brown recluse spider.
1 day after a recluse bite:
3 days after a recluse bite:
9 days after a recluse bite:
i didn't actually look at the 2nd page, but i read on the 1st page, that he got the necrosis on his stomach?
I think u got the wrong linky
this is what is on the 2nd page of the 1st link
If you're hungry, or eating DONT LOOK
That's nasty. You gotta feel for the guy, to put up with all that. Sure hope I dont get bitten by one of those mama's. Man, imagine eating one of those in your sleep!!
oh great, thanks for all that....*is sitting in the room with the unfound spider in it*
also what kind of spider was that?
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| Originally posted by Unknown DJ also what kind of spider was that? |
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| Originally posted by DJ_FRAZ DOH! blind twat Brown Recluse!! |
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