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Posted by Ste on Aug-29-2003 21:39:

eeenin maaaaaaaayuw

Hello citizins.

we here at the birmingham evening mail have embarked upon a recrutment drive, we feel there are not enough wierd people in small wooden boxes on the streets of birmingham selling youy our shitty paper. we think that a satisfactory level would be one per street, perhaps with a view to expand one per person.

to acccomplish this we need you help, if you fit into the following criteria, you can become one of our prestigious staff salling the evening mail with pride:

1) you must be over 60
2) you must have no teeth
3) you must smell of piss or look like a smackhead (only one required)
4) you must be unable to say the word evening mail properly
5) you must have a beard (females only)


thankyou, and i hope we can be welcoming you as one of our wierdo-box-bastards very soon!


Posted by Martin McG on Aug-29-2003 22:05:

just as i assumed!


Posted by tu_face on Aug-30-2003 16:47:

im up for it!


Posted by Ste on Aug-30-2003 16:57:

if i can be arsed i will take a picture of one of these foul box creatures!


Posted by tu_face on Aug-30-2003 17:04:

maybe we could start a website and fill it with pictures of these box creatures.. a bit like www.scallycentral.co.uk !


Posted by Cru54d3r on Aug-30-2003 17:20:

eeeeeeeeeenin paaausssssssssssst

We have them here too .. (evening post from nottingham)

Crusader


Posted by Streakfury on Sep-01-2003 21:20:

Re: eeenin maaaaaaaayuw

quote:
Originally posted by Ste
1) you must be over 60
2) you must have no teeth
3) you must smell of piss or look like a smackhead (only one required)
4) you must be unable to say the word evening mail properly
5) you must have a beard (females only)


I fit none of the above, but i'm willing to change, WILLING TO CHANGE I SAY!!! PLEEAASE LET ME SELL 'EM!!

Can I audition?? Listen,

"EEEEEEEENNIIINNNN MMAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUWWW!!"
"EEEEEEEENNIIINNNN MMAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUWWW!!"

No?? How about selling potatoes on the market:

"POUND A POUND A POUND!!! POUND OF POUND A POUND!!!!!"

** sigh, gives up **



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