Hey, anyone wana see a dead body?

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Posted by moncster on Sep-08-2003 00:37:

Hey, anyone wana see a dead body?

Right here
Discuss.

Posted by xtr3m on Sep-08-2003 00:40:

OMG, that's so shocking!!
I won't sleep tonight... Damn you!

Posted by INDY on Sep-08-2003 00:42:

haha the price of boredom

Posted by moncster on Sep-08-2003 00:42:

Yeah.. not for the faint of heart.
I have a feeling it will soon elevate to the level of goatse and ******* on the internet.

Posted by Nell on Sep-08-2003 00:43:

fuckin hell that was alot worse than i expected. im normally quite immune to pictures of the dead etc, but this really made me shiver!

Posted by DaveSZ on Sep-08-2003 00:53:

Posted by DaveSZ on Sep-08-2003 00:54:

Here's a better pic:

Posted by moncster on Sep-08-2003 00:56:

First he tries to take over my state, now he tries to take over my thread. This means war

Posted by DR86 on Sep-08-2003 01:02:

is it the decapitated body?

Posted by moncster on Sep-08-2003 01:21:

quote:
Originally posted by DrummeRaver86
is it the decapitated body?

What, do you want to see a decapitated body? I can go cut its head off and upload another picture if you want... seriously, I can. Just tell me if you want to see one like that.

Posted by xtr3m on Sep-08-2003 01:24:

Yes, yes, do it! That would be cooooool! Yes, yes!

Posted by moncster on Sep-08-2003 01:26:

The decapitated pic

omg i think i'm going to be sick i just cut its head off and blood is all over my fucking kitchen my parents are going to be home in just a couple hours and i gotta clean this up guys omfg what am i going to do blood is all over the place who would have thought a dead guy would have so much blood omfg

i need some advice guys how am i going to get rid of this... thing????

coudl i got to jail over this???? hlep!!!

Posted by Turbonium on Sep-08-2003 01:30:

lol

Posted by starglider on Sep-08-2003 01:46:

You're supposed to cut the body up in a bathtub so it doesn't leak everywhere.

Posted by tdkyo on Sep-08-2003 01:55:

Did you kill him by any chance?

Posted by SgtFoo on Sep-08-2003 02:08:

I would like to inquire as to the cause of death. An autopsy is at hand

Posted by Mikado on Sep-08-2003 14:17:

quote:
Originally posted by moncster
The decapitated pic
i need some advice guys how am i going to get rid of this... thing????

coudl i got to jail over this???? hlep!!!

OK fist thing u do is take he body into the bath tub, second redo what ever area of your house that has a ton of blood on it cuz the cops have a UV light detector thing that can see were the blood was even after years of it beeing cleaned up. SO redo every room that has blood. Carpets, wall paper, everytrhing.

Second u get face mask and some very sharp knifes + saws. Proceed to cut the body up in as many peices as u can, basuicaly every joint.

Third once u have all the pieces u get a mallet and a large stone to smask the skull,pelvis and leg bones and grind down the large bits of it.

Fourth u need to get 4 large stewing pots. THe tall kind. Toss everything in those and add allot of onions and beef broth and simmer for about 12-20 hours on low.

Fifth u poor all of the liquid down the drain, and throw all of the bones and flesh in the garbage, not all in one go tho u have to mix it in with the normal garbage so noone suspects anything.

Drink a ton of alchohol to esrase your memory of the event so u can continue with life.

^^^^ movies teach u everything. ^^^^^^^^^^^^
srry for spelling im rather drunk.

I forgot to mention that u stew everything cuz u feed the fleshy stuff to the dogs.

Posted by astroboy on Sep-08-2003 15:12:

The easiest way is to pull ot the teeth and shave all hair off, chop the rest into eight pieces and feed them to a few hungry pigs - they'll eat everything including the bones... or so I'm told... make sure you disolve the hair and teeth in some strong acid and pour it into the gutter.

Posted by AndskiSpeed on Sep-08-2003 15:47:

Oh dear

Posted by Mikado on Sep-08-2003 16:02:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
The easiest way is to pull ot the teeth and shave all hair off, chop the rest into eight pieces and feed them to a few hungry pigs - they'll eat everything including the bones... or so I'm told...

Looks like someones been watching snatch.....

Posted by occrider on Sep-08-2003 16:13:

Cut up the body parts and shove them down the garbal disposal in the sink. Show us some pics as you're disposing of the body.

Oh yea, and keep the head in your fridge so you can eat it later.

Posted by Lira on Sep-08-2003 16:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Mikado
Looks like someones been watching snatch.....

That's the only part of the film I saw

Posted by ShadoWolf on Sep-08-2003 20:23:

quote:
Originally posted by DrummeRaver86
is it the decapitated body?

Did we ever determine if it was fake or real?

Posted by Orbax on Sep-08-2003 20:33:

guys...i came up with the best way to kill someone years ago. Blackjack them, then dump the unconscious body and the blackjack in a rubber garbage can. then fill it up with quick drying cement. then dump it off in a deep lake somewhere. plastic doesnt deteriorate so it wont dissolve or anything, and the concrete really isnt something to worry about either because it wont get any water movement as its in a garbage can.

cheers

Posted by jamie on Sep-08-2003 20:53:

Ive slept with a few people that were as active as a corpse.. that count?

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