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Female Rating System
My friends came up with this, and now we all use it, and I think it should be more widely accepted than the common 1-10 scale
so the first rating is a BODY rating. from -10 (EXTREMELY ANOREXIC, like concentration camp thin (dont get offended dicks)) to 10 which is horrific obesity. now a 0 is a perfect body. -5 is your average "shes just too thin". so a -2 is still really good, shes just a smidge on the skinny side, with a +2 being smidge on the rounder side. but basically anything in the -2 - 2 range is really good stuff.
the second rating is the FACE scale of how cute they are. (standard 1-10)
so you end up with a rating of a -2 X 8 (pretty damn hot)
the second one is something I am still working on, its mainly an interactive scale based on a golf model.
the rating is a put-put to a par 5, with par 5 being the most difficult.
now lets say you are at a club. a -3X7 girl is sitting there. you assign her a value of approximately a par 3. a man 4x7 comes up. hes also a par 3. the approacher is the one making the shot, so he is shooting for par.
NOW, lets say the man is the same, but the woman is a -1x9, a model. she is placed at a par 5. there is no way he is only 2 levels below her. so he gets kicked back to a par 2. He is now shooting a triple bogey on her.
this interactive scale, is basically a wholesome way to make fun of people, and it doesnt neccessarily imply success or failure, merely the attempt. Put-puts are advised to take Mulligans on par 4+'s.
it could also work though, you try to meet some girl, just come back to the table and cheers to Mulligans 
those are my two systems I hope they help you in future endeavors
you go around carrying scientific calculators in clubs? 
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| Originally posted by Dumbum you go around carrying scientific calculators in clubs? |
heh wtf
pick up artists have gone through several rating methods, some similar to your attempt, and in the end they sticked to the 1-10 scale. sooo..ur method sucks 
mint now?
i lost you on the golf part
I still think the paper-bag scale is the best:
0 - no bag required.
1 - clear bag on her face
2 - paper bag with eye & mouth holes
3 - paper bag with just a mouth hole
4 - full paper bag
5 - body bag tied very tightly
Orbax you have issues buddy
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| Originally posted by ThaDevil Orbax you have issues buddy |
Orbax man you fucking crack me up, especially this one
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| Originally posted by Orbax I found that a good way to stop people from bothering you is to drink alcohol. And then get angry or something. I forgot exactly what I do |
Dude u got way too much time on ur hand. btw I use a modified 1-10 scale, i know it aint too scientific but it works...
1 = 
2 = 
3 = 
4 = 
5 = 
6 =
7 =
8 = 
9 = 
10= 
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| Originally posted by UWM Orbax man you fucking crack me up, especially this one |
I find that there really is no empirical test to measure the V.L.F.
It is too subjective.
Kind of like judging figure skating.
That being said, keep us informed on the progress of your system Orbax
MrS
oh my god
pure genious
this is like better than when me and my friends were talking bout ways to identify each other of hot chicks around us without being obvious and we kept talking and randomly interrupting and sayin stuff like 'we should go *insert place* at x:zz where x is the location (12 o'clock is straight ahead, 6 is behind, 9 left and 3 right etc) and zz is a quite estimate rating
but man
orbax is me hero
to all teh hat0rz, its supposed to be fun. its for hanging out with friends and commenting on chicks...two things you probably are totally unused to...
to the people with friends and who have contact with real life, actual women, cheers like someone said its just playin
and uh, another cheers, cuz, im drinkin!
WOot
oh another one. when you think a chick could be hot from the back or side and youre like guys hey check her out, and then she turns around and is a horse faced space dog, you scream WHOAAAA NEGATIVE GHOST RIDER! and point at her and laugh hysterically
just kidding, but you do say negative ghost rider, because its like coulda been cool, but no...it wasnt. I dont know if that makes sense to anyone else but there you go.
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| Originally posted by Orbax oh another one. when you think a chick could be hot from the back or side and youre like guys hey check her out, and then she turns around and is a horse faced space dog, you scream WHOAAAA NEGATIVE GHOST RIDER! and point at her and laugh hysterically just kidding, but you do say negative ghost rider, because its like coulda been cool, but no...it wasnt. I dont know if that makes sense to anyone else but there you go. |
who gives a shit about all this stuff heh
any idiot can tell if a chick is hot or not
we had a whole intricate system we developed in study hall in highschool about how much points you would get for hooking up with a girl.
i don't remember all of it and its too difficult to explain but it would take in factors of hotness level, how drunk she was, how drunk you were, how far you went, her "easyness" factor.
you would also lose points from your grand "play" point count when you wanked it. this wasn't a too popular part of the formula...
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| Originally posted by chrome who gives a shit about all this stuff heh any idiot can tell if a chick is hot or not |
Re: Female Rating System
ahh, reminds me of the time i hit a hole in one on a par 5 using my 12 iron into a 12mph head-wind 
Re: Re: Female Rating System
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| Originally posted by GelatinPufF ahh, reminds me of the time i hit a hole in one on a par 5 using my 12 iron into a 12mph head-wind |
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG so much numbers I'll stick to the 1-10 scale
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| Originally posted by Cuervo79 AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGG so much numbers I'll stick to the 1-10 scale |
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| Originally posted by Orbax WHOAAAA NEGATIVE GHOST RIDER! and point at her and laugh hysterically |
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