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Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he''s dead.
what do u call a forgetful dj??
A. Dj Eso
j/k
hmmm these threads tend to die out so quickly 
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| Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee what do u call a forgetful dj?? A. Dj Eso j/khmmm these threads tend to die out so quickly |
Q: What did the photographer ask all the little children to say when he was taking their class photo?
A: PVD.
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| Originally posted by Resnick Q: What did the photographer ask all the little children to say when he was taking their class photo? A: PVD. |
Dr. Watson decided to help Sherlock Holmes quit his habit of smoking pipe. Every morning before Sherlock Holmes woke up, Dr. Watson stuck Holmes' pipe up the ass, in hope that the nasty smell will force Holmes to quit.
Years passed. Sherlock Holmes continued smoking. But Dr. Watson couldn't live without the pipe anymore.
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| Originally posted by Durafei Dr. Watson decided to help Sherlock Holmes quit his habit of smoking pipe. Every morning before Sherlock Holmes woke up, Dr. Watson stuck Holmes' pipe up the ass, in hope that the nasty smell will force Holmes to quit. Years passed. Sherlock Holmes continued smoking. But Dr. Watson couldn't live without the pipe anymore. |
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| Originally posted by Resnick |
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| Originally posted by dEsidEL i think Holmes was helpin Watson out .. |
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| Originally posted by Resnick |
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| Originally posted by LoCa im too... |
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| Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee well basically the joke means taht watson was addicted to takin it up the ass |
Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman
It was recently discovered, after many years of research that beer contains a lot of female hormones. This was concluded after the following observations:
- after 3 cans of beer, men have trouble driving the vehicle.
- after 6 cans of beer, men start laughing at every single, not-even funny joke
- and finally the most conclusive observation. after 12 cans of beer men have trouble taking a piss while standing.
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heh just got this in my email today......Im also new to the forums so i might as well break myself in with a joke.........
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the
shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the
hell it's only twenty bucks.
They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light
flashes on them it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light
in her face." 
Welcome to TA, DigitaL_R!cO...
Enjoy your stay!
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| Originally posted by DigitaL_R!cO heh just got this in my email today......Im also new to the forums so i might as well break myself in with a joke......... A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty bucks," she says. He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell it's only twenty bucks. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them it's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know." "Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face." |
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
"i need turntables.. i need turntables!!"
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| Originally posted by arek "i need turntables.. i need turntables!!" |
One day my friend and i were drivin up to this camping site, and we saw a hitchhiiker. So my friend being the whore that she is decided to pick him up cuz he looked kinda cute, so we picked him up, helped him throw his bag in the back seat an drove away. Everything was really cool, we were all talkin havin a good time, smoked some joints bla bla bla. I remembered that the bag was REALLY HEAVY so i asked him, "hey, whats in the bag, if u dont mind me askin. Its really heavy!" THE GUY FREAKS! hes like "NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS!" I got all insulted and he was totally rude after this, so I looked at my friend, and she looked back at me, stopped the car, an we threw him out. So we got to the camping site, unpacked the car, an then we saw it.
Buddy left the bag in the back seat!!!!!! So we explained to everybody what happened, and they convinced us to look in the bag...
So we did, and you will not believe what was in there.........
WHATS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN ORAL SEX AND ANAL SEX
ORAL SEX MAKES YOUR WHOLE DAY
ANAL SEX MAKES YOUR HOLE WEEK
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| So we did, and you will not believe what was in there......... |
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