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Posted by Orbax on Sep-16-2003 03:52:

Shakespearean insults

You are as a candle, the better part burnt out
your face is not worth sunburning
your horrid image doth unfix my hair
I durst not laugh for fear of opening my lips and receiving your bad air
Thy food is such as hath been belched on by infected lungs
Your face is Lucifers privy where he doth nothing but roast malt-worms

inspiration, its seems, comes from odd places

Posted by DJ-Fuq on Sep-16-2003 04:05:

thou haveth a small penis

Posted by DigiNut on Sep-16-2003 04:06:

Judge not Harold by the length of his beard, nor its color, but by the number of crumbs therein.

Posted by moncster on Sep-16-2003 04:10:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ-Fuq
thou haveth a small penis

Posted by NiteKiD on Sep-16-2003 04:12:

baby don't be so mean

Posted by Yan on Sep-16-2003 04:19:

Line from Valkyrie Profile:

"Get thee hence. Oblivion awaits thee."

Translation: Get the hell out of here. Oblivion awaits you.

Posted by MrSquirrel on Sep-16-2003 04:40:

Orbax is a slatern!

lol

MrS

Posted by moncster on Sep-16-2003 04:42:

Squirrel brings teh funnay

Posted by MrSquirrel on Sep-16-2003 04:53:

quote:
Originally posted by moncster
Squirrel brings teh funnay

Sorry....I like calling people slaterns since they usually don;t know the meaning.

Mendicant is a good one too

I am also much needing sleep.

MrS

Posted by DrUg_Tit0 on Sep-16-2003 11:26:

http://www.preece100.freeserve.co.uk/progs/autoinsu.exe

Here's a nice little program that generates insults, both in modern and Shakespeareian dialect.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Sep-16-2003 17:41:

thy fuck u

yes...