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Posted by Kinuvan on Sep-16-2003 11:21:

The UKTA Spam Construction Award

You will no doubt remember the failed attempt (due to me being an ultimate bastardo and forgetting my spam) to recreate one of the Great Pyramids in Spam form at Global Gathering

now... several months on I hereby invite YOU to participate in the Spam Contrsuction Award.

The Aim: To create mutiple Spam Wonders.

Your constructions will be judged on:

Integrity - how strong your structure looks
Reality - How well your spam construction mimics its real life counterpart.
Originality - Whether you've chosen an interesting or unusual object to reconstruct.
Hilarity - The comedy value of your spam masterpiece.

Rules:

1) raw naked spam must be visible on the outside of the structure, using just the tins is not enough, however the tins may be used internally to give the stucture support or to potentially aid its hilarity rating.
2) To enter you must post pics from multiple angles around your structure. It's supposed to be 3D not jsut a spam collage.
The pics are to be posted in this thread... don't make them too large, be considerate of 56k users.
3) The judges decision is final.
4) I reserve the right to add to/change the rules at anytime whenever i think of some more.
5) This is silly. Do not take it seriously, anyone who does will hereby be proclaimed a 'SPAMMEROID SPOILLER' for all eternity.
6) Additional materials such as coctail sticks are allowed provided the structure is primarily Spam based.
7) Real spam must be used. No Spam alternatives such as Celebrity Pork and Stuffing Roll.
8) You must recreate a real life bulding, structure or object. Spam scenes are not acceptable as I might hold a Spam Winter Wonderland competition at Christmas to see who can create the best Christmas Spam Scene. Imagine a spam nativity.

Not sure who's gonna judge it yet.

Happy Spamming

Posted by Ian on Sep-16-2003 11:41:

i think mum threw a tin of it away last week

Posted by Kinuvan on Sep-16-2003 11:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian^
i think mum threw a tin of it away last week

Sacrelige!!! buy 3 more tins to make up for this heanous crime.

Posted by dj_mdma on Sep-16-2003 12:50:

I think Jeff's still got my tin from GKGG

Posted by INDY on Sep-16-2003 13:18:

so what's up with this contest???

Posted by AndskiSpeed on Sep-16-2003 13:53:

Can we use like supermarket own brand Spam?

Posted by INDY on Sep-16-2003 13:59:

quote:
Originally posted by AndskiSpeed
Can we use like supermarket own brand Spam?

eww andy, there gross. there not as good as the GREAT OLD SPAM yummaieeee

Posted by AndskiSpeed on Sep-16-2003 14:01:

quote:
Originally posted by politicsofdancin
eww andy, there gross. there not as good as the GREAT OLD SPAM yummaieeee

Yea I know.. but mum got some the other day

Posted by INDY on Sep-16-2003 14:04:

hahahahhaa...toby, what is the prize for this contest??

Posted by joeh on Sep-16-2003 17:20:

wtf is this all about?

you really constructed spam???

Posted by Cru54d3r on Sep-16-2003 17:46:

If i can source some spam ill see what i can create and put my new digicam to good use

Crusader

Posted by Kinuvan on Sep-16-2003 23:34:

quote:
Originally posted by politicsofdancin
hahahahhaa...toby, what is the prize for this contest??

erm.... spam?

no i don't mean construct spam, i mean construct objects out of spam... like you would erm clay

Posted by Kinuvan on Sep-16-2003 23:36:

quote:
Originally posted by AndskiSpeed
Can we use like supermarket own brand Spam?

see rule 7.

Posted by MunkyAngel on Sep-16-2003 23:41:

ewwwww gross spam

Posted by blank on Sep-16-2003 23:43:

pos

Posted by AndskiSpeed on Sep-17-2003 14:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Kinuvan
see rule 7.

Posted by Kinuvan on Sep-18-2003 11:26:

Cmon people where's your contructions

Posted by special kiewon on Sep-18-2003 15:12:

I made a spam man a while ago shame I didn't take photos

But I am confident I amgoing to win by a mile due to my overwhelming love for spam

Posted by INDY on Sep-18-2003 15:22:

i have to buy some major spam this weekend... i just want to know what is the prize???

Posted by special kiewon on Sep-18-2003 15:24:

quote:
Originally posted by special kiewon
I made a spam man a while ago shame I didn't take photos

But I am confident I amgoing to win by a mile due to my overwhelming love for spam

Its blatenbtly more spam or something from spam.com The catologue is imense. You can buy everything spam related

Did you know there are 11 different types of spam

Posted by Kinuvan on Sep-18-2003 23:00:

quote:
Originally posted by special kiewon
Its blatenbtly more spam or something from spam.com The catologue is imense. You can buy everything spam related

Did you know there are 11 different types of spam

erm yeah the prize will be sommat or nother... i'll make the winner sommat yes that's right i will make the winner something... it's a surprise though

Posted by Unknown DJ on Sep-18-2003 23:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Kinuvan
erm yeah the prize will be sommat or nother... i'll make the winner sommat yes that's right i will make the winner something... it's a surprise though

so ur gona make the winner something out of spam? that kinda sucks as a prize

Posted by Kinuvan on Sep-19-2003 10:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Unknown DJ
so ur gona make the winner something out of spam? that kinda sucks as a prize

my prizes do not suck! you suck! you suck big donkey dick!

Posted by INDY on Sep-19-2003 13:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Kinuvan
my prizes do not suck! you suck! you suck big donkey dick!

ok toby settle down there hun..hehe. if i win, are you going to ship my spam prize here to nyc??? hehe

Posted by Unknown DJ on Sep-20-2003 12:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Kinuvan
my prizes do not suck! you suck! you suck big donkey dick!

ur only pissed off cus i guessed what ur crappy prize was

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