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There is no god

My glass pipe just broke Must resort to the zig zags.

zig zags or blunts is the only way i smoke now! pipes get too gross and harsh

ey, zigzags arent that bad, at least 10 times better than that cheap blunt paper they sell here.

but if youre really desparate, make a gravity bong out of a milk jug.

Gravity bongs/buckets are an awesome method, but too much work. They're good for when there's at least 4+ people. What a sad day. I've been having bad luck with my pieces lately. l8.

zig zags are shit. get Rizzlas

Yo, ninja man, I tell you my pipe broke, and all you can say is "zig zags suck"? Jeeeeezuzz have at least a little compassion!!

blunts/joints are better than pipes in my opinion...
...also...
...there is no god? you've got w33d, if not a pipe !! :

I remember when my first piece broke...my friend dropped it right in front of me. Good thing I was messed up at the time or I probably would have kicked his ass.

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Originally posted by Lumps Gravity bongs/buckets are an awesome method, but too much work.

Buckets r pointless. Lungs, bag bongs, r the best all round, as quick (<10 secs) and easy to do as a pipe and hit harder and quicker and also last longer (1.5-3 hours, with around �1s worth of good hash) than buckets. Fuckits (waterfalls) hit a bit harder than lungs (and everything else), and last a bit longer but take about 15 minutes to peak as opposed to a lungs 5-10. Theyre more awkward than lungs, since with a lung u dont use water but theyre a lot less awkward than buckets.
So really there isnt any point in doing anything other than lungs.
If ur doing joints/pipes u might as well throw ur stuff down the toilet

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Originally posted by DJ-Fuq Buckets r pointless. Lungs, bag bongs, r the best all round, as quick (<10 secs) and easy to do as a pipe and hit harder and quicker and also last longer (1.5-3 hours, with around �1s worth of good hash) than buckets. Fuckits (waterfalls) hit a bit harder than lungs (and everything else), and last a bit longer but take about 15 minutes to peak as opposed to a lungs 5-10. Theyre more awkward than lungs, since with a lung u dont use water but theyre a lot less awkward than buckets. So really there isnt any point in doing anything other than lungs. If ur doing joints/pipes u might as well throw ur stuff down the toilet

hey, wana explain to a new smoker (ie me) how to make a "lung"?

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Originally posted by Unknown DJ hey, wana explain to a new smoker (ie me) how to make a "lung"?

take a 2 litre bottle, and cut off the bottom.. sellotape a plastic bag (with no holes!) around the bottom so it's airtight. test this by taking the lid off the bottle and sucking, the bag should fill the whole bottle ideally.. wrap some foil around the top of the bottle (not too tightly) and press it down lightly in the middle to make a sort of bowl. use a pin to make loads of small holes in the foil.

now, to smoke it, put some gear on your gauze, and stick the lung between your knees, reach under your leg with one hand and pull the bag down slowly whilst burning the gear.. you should now a have a nice creamy looking bottle of smoke.. suck it up

Re: There is no god

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Originally posted by Lumps My glass pipe just broke Must resort to the zig zags.

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Originally posted by goldenarmZ take a 2 litre bottle, and cut off the bottom.. sellotape a plastic bag (with no holes!) around the bottom so it's airtight. test this by taking the lid off the bottle and sucking, the bag should fill the whole bottle ideally.. wrap some foil around the top of the bottle (not too tightly) and press it down lightly in the middle to make a sort of bowl. use a pin to make loads of small holes in the foil. now, to smoke it, put some gear on your gauze, and stick the lung between your knees, reach under your leg with one hand and pull the bag down slowly whilst burning the gear.. you should now a have a nice creamy looking bottle of smoke.. suck it up

quality thanks gives me something to do on my 18th next week. and by gauze i take it u mean the tin foil bit on the top?

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Originally posted by Unknown DJ hey, wana explain to a new smoker (ie me) how to make a "lung"?

Heres a post i made in alt.drugs.pot ages ago explaining it:

The most important thing is that u dont use too much of the bottle. The less
bottle, the more suction u get. Generally only use about a third or less of
it for 1-2 litre bottles. Be careful cutting the bottle, cut off any spikey
bits. Then cut about 10 3 inch bits of tape and put them round the cut rim
of the bottle to make sure the bag will never rip when u put it in.
For the bag, use the most transparent bread bag u can find, get all the
crumbs out of it, and blow it up and feel for any air getting out. Tape up
any holes. Then flatten it out, and fold it lengthways like this:
_______________
|
------------------
|______________

Fold it about 4 times and cut about a third or even half of it off, because
when u pull it outta the bottle its gonna be a good bit longer than it looks
folded.
The way i put mine on the bottle is this. Flatten out the bag and put it on
the floor or a table or whatever, open up the end of it and put the bottle
in about an inch. Tape the bag with a couple of 2 inch bits of tape at
opposite sides to hold it in place. This next bit is hard to explain.
Viewed from looking down at the top of the bottle it should look like this
(the O is the bottle):
/l <- loose bit of bag
O <-bag taped to bottle at opposite sides
l/ <- loose bit of bag

That will look fucked up if u dont see it in this font.
Grab one of the untaped loose bits of the bag on the outside at the edge,
and with the other hand pinch it in tight to the bottle and hole it there.
It should look like this:
l <-pinched in tight
O
l/ <-loose

Then fold it over and tape it down tight (have a precut bit of tape ready).
Do the same with the other side in the same direction so the 2 loose bits r
folded in an S shape sorta. Then put about 2 feet of tape round the whole
thing so its competely airtight, and blow in the bottle to check.
Then just stick a doubled up bit of tape or string to the bag so u can pull
it out easily and thats it done.
To make a bowl for it, get a rachet head or something and put a gauze in it and stick it through a bottle cap. Carefully melt the cap or whatever to get it through, then screw that on the top of the bottle.

To smoke it, do what goldenarmz says except the tin foil bit:

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put some gear on your gauze, [sit down] and stick the lung between your knees, reach under your leg with one hand and pull the bag down slowly whilst burning the gear.. you should now a have a nice creamy looking bottle of smoke.. suck it up

NEVER use tin foil
NEVER EVER use matches to smoke anything except cigs (unless u want ur lungs full of sulphuric acid, no im not joking)

Take the whole thing quickly and in 1 go and hold for about 10 seconds, or try to. Unless ur used to doing lungs/buckets/fuckits ull probably not be able to take it all at once. In this case taking it in 2 sucks is ok till ur used to it. DO NOT COUGH!! Any pain u feel in ur throat will multiply by about a thousand if u cough. Eventually, once ur used to them ull have no problem taking lungs in 1 go, and u wont feel much more than a tickle in ur throat.
If u find it too painful, drink lucozade right after u exhale. This should more or less kill all the pain instantly. If u havnt got any, pure orange juice is the 2nd best thing (that i know of).

The good thing about these, apart from everything else like being properly stoned, is the amount of bud/hash ull save by doing them. Because they hit so hard u probably will only need about 50ps worth of top quality hash at first. More of course if its soap/bad quality. And that should be enough to get u as stoned as u can possibly get for a couple of hours, and by that i mean doing another 1 probably wont affect u at all. If ur worried about whiteying, just use less. Ull be amazed how far ur shit will go when u use one of these.

so if u say dont use tin foil where do u get gauze's from?

U buy them. U can get a 5 pack less than �1.
This is what they look like:
http://www.everyonedoesit.com/acata...Gauzes_449.html
There must be some shops in ur area that sell pipes and bongs and shit, u can get them there. Maybe in a tobacconists too.

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Originally posted by DJ-Fuq U buy them. U can get a 5 pack less than �1. This is what they look like: http://www.everyonedoesit.com/acata...Gauzes_449.html There must be some shops in ur area that sell pipes and bongs and shit, u can get them there. Maybe in a tobacconists too.

yea now that u mention it there is. thanks for all ur help on this

np

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Originally posted by DJ-Fuq U buy them. U can get a 5 pack less than �1. This is what they look like: http://www.everyonedoesit.com/acata...Gauzes_449.html There must be some shops in ur area that sell pipes and bongs and shit, u can get them there. Maybe in a tobacconists too.

we call these screens in the U.S.

Re: There is no god

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Originally posted by Lumps My glass pipe just broke Must resort to the zig zags.

How old was your pipe Lumps? Was the inside caked with resin?

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Originally posted by sash

LOL...thats a ghetto bong but hey, it works.

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How old was your pipe Lumps? Was the inside caked with resin?

My poor old baby was only around 3 months old. SO YOUNG!! . She had no time to really cake up. (Although I try to keep the ol' pyrex as clean as possible. I love looking at the bud glow through clean glass when I puff it)

I found one of my older retarded glass pieces I broke and fixed 'er up for now, so I'm cruising at the moment. I need rehab.

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