What People Around The World Learn About Americans By Watching Baywatch

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Posted by Henkie_henk on Jul-03-2001 19:43:

What People Around The World Learn About Americans By Watching Baywatch

1. American men and women spend 15 percent of their days running
in slow motion along the beach.

2. Americans almost drown an average of two times each hour.

3. Despite the habit of breathing water, CPR always works and no
one actually dies, except from cancer.

4. People in the U.S. look thoughtfully at the ocean for an
average of 15 seconds after being told anything of any
importance.

5. Americans never worry about getting enough to eat, but fat
people are unreliable and sometimes evil.

6. Most American women have abnormally large breasts that are
worshipped via close-ups for an average of two minutes and
thirteen seconds per hour.

7. When swimming in California, you are more likely to be
attacked by jewel thieves or taken hostage by terrorists than you
are to drown.

8. Most activity that takes place off the beach occurs in
montages and lasts no longer than two minutes.

9. Although Americans, especially lifeguards, complain that they
are poor, they all have expensive sports cars and luxurious
homes.

10. Motorboats, unlike cars, will not talk back to David
Hasselhoff.

Posted by -=WVG=- on Jul-03-2001 19:51:

Hehe, kewl Henkie !

You definately right about the breasts...

You want a proof?
jaaaah!
OK !

Posted by Henkie_henk on Jul-03-2001 20:40:

We deff need more proof

Posted by fastmp3 on Jul-04-2001 00:32:

I love my Baywatch babes (PAM in my bed tonight) hahahahahahaha

Posted by Viceroy on Jul-04-2001 14:37:

Baywatch acting and storylines are filth...absolute crap.

But looking at hot girls run in slo mo...now there is nothing wrong with that I can think of!

Posted by Phanta C 2001 on Jul-04-2001 22:53:

i have never watched the show...maybe if it was on HBO(some nudity) hehe

Posted by Fraggle on Jul-05-2001 03:53:

hmmm...well yeah what an interesting show it would be if none of them happened

(...not that i find it interesting anyway )

Posted by -=WVG=- on Jul-05-2001 07:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Henkie_henk
We deff need more proof

No...bad bad Henkie...

Posted by Paul Griffiths 1 on Jul-06-2001 15:37:

Yep Baywatch sucked! But all of the above is kinda true. It's like the shopping bags for groceries in movies ALWAYS has the French stick loaf in it!

Posted by HiGH_NrG on Jul-06-2001 18:30:

Maybe we can arrange the baywatch babes on the dutch TA party eh Henkie_henk!

But hell yeah you're right!

Posted by acustik on Jul-06-2001 23:48:

quote:
Originally posted by -=WVG=-
Hehe, kewl Henkie !

You definately right about the breasts...

You want a proof?
jaaaah!
OK !

this one's canadian...

Posted by XxClayxX on Jul-07-2001 00:07:

LOL

Posted by Spad on Jul-08-2001 14:46:

Actually, most of what I learned of Americans I got from Jerry Springer show.

Posted by Viceroy on Jul-09-2001 13:21:

Jerry Springer =

That show is garbage. You see there are normal Americans, and then there are those that go on the Springer show...typcially reffered to as White Trash!

It sucks that those disgusting people are what some people think Americans are.

Posted by Snaakmans on Aug-08-2001 08:25:

Just a question referring to all the American crap shown on tv in all other states than the united ones...

Do you think it�s rather strange that we refer you American people to fat, aggresive, rascist, weird, ugly long haired men, psychokillers, jail-brakers, hero�s, corrupt cop, .................

Blaaaaat i could go on for just another hour..

That�s the only thing we refer American people to, becoz we only pick up the crap from tv...we only refer our thoughts about u ppl to the fucking showbizz...

hehe no offence but i still think the dutch tv isn�t any better...
well............

dunno what to say ne more

Posted by Blik on Aug-08-2001 09:22:

just saw this thread, never saw it before............the 10 points made by Henkie are all so true.......

Posted by kluba_702 on Aug-08-2001 13:28:

thats some funny shit............how true

i don't watch the show regularly, but i think i can speak for most when i say i always keep an eye open for the new baywatch BOMBSHELL

Posted by Ur Dream Grl on Aug-10-2001 02:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Viceroy
Jerry Springer =

That show is garbage. You see there are normal Americans, and then there are those that go on the Springer show...typcially reffered to as White Trash!

It sucks that those disgusting people are what some people think Americans are.

this is so trueeeeeee...I hate the jerry springer show hehehe...

but going back to the baywatch topic a lil bit...i don't watch that show... but im sure all those things are true... lolol

xoxo Ur Dream Grl

Posted by Serp on Aug-11-2001 13:47:

jerry springer is fun to watch because its fun watching idiots make complete asses of themselves on tv

bay-watch hahaha

we all call it 'boob-watch' here

(thankfully they don't air it anymore)

Posted by Eugene on Aug-11-2001 17:36:

Jerry Springer WOULD be fun to watch if they didn't CENSOR the girls flashing