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What's the most godawful, bloody injury you've ever given yourself?
One for that guys here 
Just wondering, mine happend about a year ago, just after they'd started to allow the pubs to serve Absinth round here. Me and a few mates got mullered on the stuff, then went on one of those flight simulator things which you sit inside and it moves with the screen. So we're walking through the town centre and I decide I can jump over the stream in the town gardens. So I psyche myself up a bit, then go for it. Funnily enough, my right leg made it to the other side, my left however didn't stand a chance. I landed on the grass but my left leg smacked against the concrete bank just under the knee. So the guys come to congratulate me for making it but I'm saying hold on, think I might have knocked my leg.
Pull up the leg of my jeans, and there's a huge gaping hole in my leg where I've torn it away right down to the bone (which one of my mates took great pleasure in tapping while screaming "I just touched his fucking bone"). Bit's of fat and muscle poking out of the wound. Was lush
Great bit was, after coming out of casualty after they stiched it all up and plugged me full of morphine, I decided I was still OK to go clubbing. So off we went, and my mates spent the next 2 hours telling everybody in the place how I was such a god for doing that then going clubbing.
Of course the next day my leg had swelled to about twice it's size - around the bandage. Agony. Left a scar to be proud of though 
Anyways, any more good ones?
Well mines not as bad as Spad's but heres what happened:
It happened when I was about 10 years old. I was running through my house and my dad was putting new glass in the windows so there were plates of glass all around. I tripped over my feet and sliced my finger on the glass. I sat there for a few seconds looking at my finger hanging there staring at the bone. I still have a scar on my knuckle from when it happened.
when i was in the State hockey team we went up to this hole called "Rockhampton" and there was shit all to do there... cos we'd play one hockey match per day and then have the rest of the day to stuff around =)... so anyway, we always went to the good ole servo and picked up some chicken salted chips and a drink and icey-poles and shit like that, then sit down and talk, so yea, shit all....
But anyway, we decided to go a for a walk (this was about 8-9 of us from the team) and we went past this gay motel but there was a swimming pool on the other side of the fence from the main road that we were walking along... some of the other in the team dared (ooooooohhhh) this guy called Matt and me to jump the fence and jump in the pool..... so after weighing it all up (in about 3 seconds) we took off our t-shirts - we were already in boardies cos all we did was swim cos it was so damn hot - and jumped the fence and dived into the pool.... everybody cheered and we cheered and had a little swim... but then, through the glass door i saw some fat guy - the manager - coming towards to door with something in his hand... by this time matt and i were swimming to the edge to get out but as i was getting out he opened the door and i hear him yelling out "get outta here ya fucken little ****s, you fucken dickheads get the fuck out" and i saw the bloody baseball bat that he had in his hand... Matt was already over the fence and i was almost there then he through the bat and it hit my ankle, it wasn't hard and it didn't do any damage, but when i did a climb'n'jump of the fence i landed rolling on the bloody footpath which is made out of effing pebbles!.. trust the stupid hicks from Rockhampton to make footpaths out of pebbles!!! I landed on my knee and it took an almighty chunk out (about 2cm by 2cm and 1 cm deepand i ran off...
Standing at a different servo getting wet toilet paper trying to heal it up a bit, innocent bystanders staring at me wondering the hell had happend with my leg covered in blood... by this time i'd lost the others and im walking back and i see em and im like "holy shit that was FUNNY!!!" but then i took a closer look at my knee and it was shockers....
hehehe, thats basically my stupid story and i was still able to play hockey, oh yea, i still have the huge buldging scar from it even though it's a year later =)
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When i was young , my family and i used to spend summers in our beach house . I was 12 at that moment , and my cousins and i decided to talk a walk in the rocks (like we used to do every day for fishing little crabs , little shrimps , etc ...) . Once there , i was wearing plastic sandals , and we had to cross water so my sandals became wet . As you know , u have to jump from a rock to another . In one of my jumps , i landed on the side of a rock , and it scratched my whole right leg , i was bleeding like hell (and crying too lol) , and i had to cross water once again to go back home . I couldn't swim , play in the sand , etc ... for the whole rest of that summer 
I cut off the top of my thumb once while I was cutting some bread...That sucked, and I passed out, doh!
But I flapped the piece back on and it healed up in a few days.
Mine would have to be, about four years ago i was trying a new Breakdancing move called an Air-track (basically you you a handstand then at about 75* you do a twist landing back on your hands, then repeat) it's pretty hard. Well, I did for about a week then one day I did the move at a 30* angle and slammed my foot on the grown at full impact. It shattered two bones in my ankle, broke my big toe, and two foot bones we fractured. Needlees to say my foot was hanging the opposite way of my leg, but it didn't hurt. I think i was in shock.
I now have two screws and a rod in my foot, but I still breakdance and can do the move cleanly now. Hell Yeah!
Payce
What I had done was crashed a car that I rented. This happened last year when I went to visit my parents in the Middel East. So any way the car I rented was Mitsubishi Evolution 5, fast as fuck, So as you know it was a rent a car. I didnt care for it so I stated fuckin around speeding and messing about ect. well Im on a long road going 130KM then like an ediot I deside to pull the handbrake so then the car is sliding down the road, then comes the part where the car starts shifting to the left and I lost control,the car goes on top of the side walk hits a tree first then a street lamp post and stops. Fuck I freaked out. I blacked out for like a minute then all I saw was steam coming out the engine. I get out of the car and I stod in front of it not knowing what im going to do. Then I feel a cool breeze on my neck, I touch it and there was blood all over my hand. It was from the passenger side window, it shaterd and cut up my neck that happened when I hit the street lamp post. Well thank god only that happened. I got 25 small stitches on my neck and it was all good 
One time I broke my elbow, but I'm not gonna talk about that...
I'll talk about an other injury...
With a few friends I was hanging around at the "lake" in my home-town. Then we saw a huge fish. We tried to catch it...I was standing on a stone but suddenly one of my legs slipped of the stone...
I thought, well only a wet jeans, but there was a huge hole in my leg. We went to the hospital and there they tried to "attach" my leg with 19 "hechtingen" (english?)
That was not funny
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| Originally posted by havok118 I cut off the top of my thumb once while I was cutting some bread...That sucked, and I passed out, doh! But I flapped the piece back on and it healed up in a few days. |
Oh yeah i remember another one when i was only 8 years old , it's really bad
I was in front of the door of our house and i saw my mother coming with her car . I decided to go talk to her . Suddenly she started going backward and she didn't see me . Guess what ... yes she hit me but guess what again ... the wheel rolled over my leg !!!!!! it broked it , and i cried like hell damn
Re: What's the most godawful, bloody injury you've ever given yourself?
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| Originally posted by Spad Great bit was, after coming out of casualty after they stiched it all up and plugged me full of morphine, I decided I was still OK to go clubbing. So off we went, and my mates spent the next 2 hours telling everybody in the place how I was such a god for doing that then going clubbing. [/B] |
Wuhahaha ur mum drove over ur leg
Soz couldnt help myself
Crusader
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| Originally posted by Cru5ad3r Wuhahaha ur mum drove over ur leg Soz couldnt help myself Crusader |
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| Originally posted by FASTDJMP3 Shut up , it's not funny at all ... and i was only 8 do u imagine that ? small little bones ... |
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| Originally posted by krusader dude that sucks... i woulda gotten up and smacked that bitch up! |
Just remembered about when I was on holiday with my mum in Portugal, not to grusome but funny. Was probably about 15 years ago, I was only little and I'd made this friend at the hotel. We were playing in the car park while my Mum was inside at the bar (hello!!?? neglect!?) and I hid behind a car, but there was a 6ft drop down to the ground level, which I fell off, and ended up splitting my lip and nose. This is where it gets good
This dude in a cafe opposite saw it happen, and he picked me up and took me to the hospital in his car. Meanwhile the other kid had ran inside and informed everyone that some strange bloke had picked me up and taken me away. So out come the police and a few witnesses finally say what's happend. So my mum arrives at the hospital just in time to hear me screaming the place down as they gave me 8 stitches to my nose and lip without anesthetic.
I don't remember it, but apparently was hilarious
I have never had a serious injury,think I must be the rubberguy,I always fall,but stand up and start running again
my brother had some bad inujuries though,he ones got his feet trapped under a sort of a rollercoaster at a fair,he once put his hand on a very hot ironing machine(or however you call this),and he has got serious troubles with his knees,when he plays some sports
Aight
When I was about 13 yrs old, on the summer, all I used to do is go out rollerblade, well, on one afternoon, I was rollerblading, and I decided to take a piece of gum out of my pocket, while I only have my left leg blading, while placing the gum on my mouth, my left leg trips on something, a rock or I dont know, and I fall on my chin, had no time to put my hands , it was all soooo fast, when I got up, I was like ... uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh.... sh*t!! touched my tongue to see if I missed anything, thank god nothing, then I cheched my chin, I was able to touch my bone.. after a min or so.. blooooood starts pouring like crazy.. have the scar to remember this for the rest of my life !
Nice one! If it leaves a scar, it's all worthwhile in the end...
hehehe....there's some accident prone people here!!
hmm, very sad hehehe!!
^^HA!^^
me and my friends were sitting on the ground in a park, and one stupid guy who got offended that we didn't invite him borrowed his parent's minivan, and decided to scare us. so he was driving towards us 60 km/h and he wanted to make a turn right in front of us, but the grass was wet, and he hit us. i flew 15 meters in the air and fell to the ground, but didn't really had any serious injuries, but the other guy flew into the tree and broke his pelvis in 5 places
K mine isn't really that mental, but anyway , it was a p.e. class at school on a gravel pitch, and we were playing footie(soccer), so i ran between two players to get the ball but somehow was thrown up into the air, however i managed to put my arm down as i hit the ground, however i also managed to break both bones in my forearm as i landed on it, so i was sitting with one of the bones poking out at right angles to my arm. So i had to go to surgery get a metal plate screwed onto each bone to ensure it healed and two years later the plates are still in my arm and i have a 30cm scar on each side of my forearm.
Anyways there u go
Last year I went with some friends to the pool, and everybody jumped in the water except for me, then i went to the other side of the pool (which i thaught was the deep water, because it was my first time at this pool) and did a backflip... lended on my face, broke my nose, broke my jaw and opened up my head!
I needed 17 stitches on my head and 2 in my chin... still have 3 scars from that one.
I had to quit hockey because of this injury. Last year this happened.
I just stoped i front of the golie caue the whistle blew and the golie had it covred. Just as I started to skate away I got crosschecked from behind. I fell to the ice face first so I put my hands up so that I wouldn't break my visor. but as my arms hit the ice, both of my shoulders dislocated and my arms flipped all the way around to the back so they wre resting on my back. And on top of that my visor cracked anyway cuse it slammed into the ice after my arms.
I skated to the bech with both arms dangling. My coach asked me what was wrong becaus I was cursing a whole lot. Then I told him and said take me to the hospitl so i can get them put back into place. He said no need for that. He grabbed both my arms and pulled on them as hard ashe could. all I heard was a plunk noise and then the sound f me screaming *FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK*. That hurt about 50 times worse than when the got dislocated. anyways, I skipped a couple of shifts and went back on to tie the game. But we lostanyways so I went through all tat pain for nothing.
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