My contribution to stupid threads: Female Grooming

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Posted by CynepMeH on Oct-03-2003 02:25:

My contribution to stupid threads: Female Grooming

Ok, this one goes to the few brave (female - I stress the point - female) souls on TA:

1. How do you landscape your field: Mohawk, Landing strip, bermuda triangle, Amazon, or Kojak? Of course any variation thereof, please do tell.

2. Does it make a difference sensually when you change the landscaping?

3. The "do" that you just won't do

and finally:

4. Most blondes nowdays are "Airplane Blonde" - that is blonde on top with a black box. Ever try to pass for a real blonde? or brunette? or as Samantha on Sex in the City did, "Carrothead red"?

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Posted by tranceDJ on Oct-03-2003 02:28:

Not a stupid thread, I'm curious as well as to what female TAs' "landscape" is.

Posted by whiskers on Oct-03-2003 02:32:

let me be teh first: pics or stfu

Posted by Clyde77 on Oct-03-2003 02:33:

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
let me be teh first: pics or stfu

I second.

Posted by Nosmo on Oct-03-2003 03:01:

Can someone just define the terms for me? Better yet, can anyone illustrate them ?

Posted by DigiNut on Oct-03-2003 03:07:

Way to turn a potentially interesting thread into an eyeful of pathetic desperate horniness... I don't know if it would have got a lot of responses from girls in the first place, but you guys definitely didn't help the cause.

*sigh*

Posted by CynepMeH on Oct-03-2003 03:12:

quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
Way to turn a potentially interesting thread into an eyeful of pathetic desperate horniness... I don't know if it would have got a lot of responses from girls in the first place, but you guys definitely didn't help the cause.

*sigh*

tru dat... tru dat...

Ladies, please disregard the few pathetic wanks among us... The rest of curious listeners/readers in this audience are genuinely interested for scientific reasons as well as in the name of establishing better understanding between Mars and Venus camps.

We do appreciate your honest replies and for the rest of you horndogs - find a way to crack your NetNanny, go away and stop sabotaging a beginning of a very important discussion.

Thank you.

Ladies, you may resume typing your reply.

Posted by iranianstud on Oct-03-2003 03:12:

Re: My contribution to stupid threads: Female Grooming

quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH
Ok, this one goes to the few brave (female - I stress the point - female) souls on TA:

1. How do you landscape your field: Mohawk, Landing strip, bermuda triangle, Amazon, or Kojak? Of course any variation thereof, please do tell.

2. Does it make a difference sensually when you change the landscaping?

3. The "do" that you just won't do

and finally:

4. Most blondes nowdays are "Airplane Blonde" - that is blonde on top with a black box. Ever try to pass for a real blonde? or brunette? or as Samantha on Sex in the City did, "Carrothead red"?

All women I've been with have shaved. Bushy is not good.

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Posted by `pr0digy on Oct-03-2003 03:22:

quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH
tru dat... tru dat...

Ladies, please disregard the few pathetic wanks among us... The rest of curious listeners/readers in this audience are genuinely interested for scientific reasons as well as in the name of establishing better understanding between Mars and Venus camps.

We do appreciate your honest replies and for the rest of you horndogs - find a way to crack your NetNanny, go away and stop sabotaging a beginning of a very important discussion.

Thank you.

Ladies, you may resume typing your reply.

Sounds like YOUR the horny one... Why don't you go out, and find out for yourself what girls do ? ;p

Posted by CynepMeH on Oct-03-2003 03:23:

Re: Re: My contribution to stupid threads: Female Grooming

quote:
Originally posted by iranianstud

I guess the whole thought of landscaping got you so excited you forgot to type your response??? I guess it must be hard to visualize it for someone as manly as you, yes?

Posted by CynepMeH on Oct-03-2003 03:25:

quote:
Originally posted by `pr0digy
Sounds like YOUR the horny one... Why don't you go out, and find out for yourself what girls do ? ;p

I know there's "your ma" joke here somewhere but I am too mature for that... Besides, have mercy - I'm married...

Posted by ThaDevil on Oct-03-2003 03:29:

Wanna know ? ask your mothers.

Posted by Nosmo on Oct-03-2003 03:34:

quote:
Originally posted by ThaDevil
Wanna know ? ask your mothers.

Ewwwww

Posted by CynepMeH on Oct-03-2003 04:05:

quote:
Originally posted by ThaDevil
Wanna know ? ask your mothers.

Did yours tell you?

Ok... this thread is dead out of the gate... thanks you bastards for ruining a perfectly legit survey.... *SIIIGHHH* back to p0rn....

Posted by CynepMeH on Oct-03-2003 04:09:

BTW - maxim did a great article on landscaping and here's what they had:

Selma Hayek - Landing strip
Beyonce - Fro
Tia Carrere - Kojak
Tyra Banks - Bermuda
Sarrah Jessica Parker - Landing strip
Nicole Kidman - Kojak
Chick from Fight Club (Helen something) - Fro
Anna Kournikova - Usually shaves her balls...

Posted by USMC_Greg on Oct-03-2003 04:40:

what's a kojak design?

edit: I guess it means "bald"

Posted by Orbax on Oct-03-2003 05:06:

p0rn= pr0n for future reference.