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Posted by Turner on Oct-04-2003 11:29:

Proof That The World Is Nuts !

PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS !

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what?) (Not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)


Posted by MrSquirrel on Oct-04-2003 15:08:

Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts !

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaZonE
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)


I must have burned a lot of calories at work this week then.

I thought I had lost some weight

MrS


Posted by pfunk on Oct-04-2003 16:32:

simply speachless


Posted by dj_mdma on Oct-04-2003 20:22:

i'm gonna open a tropical fish shop in Liverpool then


Posted by whiskers on Oct-05-2003 01:40:

FINALLY! I HAVE PROOF! NOW I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD MUHAHA!


Posted by Trancer85 on Oct-05-2003 02:47:

wow....Guam here i come!!


Posted by Creamfields23 on Oct-05-2003 12:47:

Funny Facts, man!


Posted by Turner on Oct-05-2003 13:43:

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.


Posted by You aint Ninja on Oct-05-2003 14:34:

Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts !

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaZonE

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)



I don't ever want to hear a fat ****** complain about his weight again.


Posted by ResonantDrag on Oct-05-2003 18:56:

Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts !

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaZonE
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)


is that the act itself? or the minutes of excrusiating pain that follows?
Be specific please


Posted by DJPrototypeX on Oct-05-2003 22:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Trancer85
wow....Guam here i come!!



yep...me too...lol...


Posted by DR86 on Oct-05-2003 22:39:


Posted by Shad0wmaster on Oct-06-2003 02:54:

Fuck Canada, I'm moving to Guam!!!


Posted by Shudder on Oct-06-2003 03:11:

Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts !

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaZonE


In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah!)



man i'm from there and i've never heard of this


Posted by Trancention on Oct-06-2003 07:35:

That shows you, don't fuck around in Hong Kong and move to Guam.


Posted by DJ-Fuq on Oct-06-2003 07:47:

Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts !

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaZonE
PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS !

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what?) (Not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)


So THATS what real 100% pure bullshit smells like!


Posted by noikeee on Oct-06-2003 10:28:

glad i wasn't born an indonesian



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