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Posted by mute79 on Oct-08-2003 19:18:

Thumbs up Felatio decreses breast cancer in women!

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)


(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

http://edition.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/10/08/index.html


Posted by Fast Turtle on Oct-08-2003 19:25:

Maybe the researcher just wants some head.

In any case, it would seem that the increased incidence of giving head might mean higher amounts of testosterone in women; which might prevent breast cancer? That, or semen perhaps contains something to prevent it.


Posted by Sand Leaper on Oct-08-2003 19:42:

Hmmmm. I'd like to know exactly why oral sex reduces cancer risk.But till then I'm not complaning!

quote:
"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."


edit: Inserta Shafteer? Fake. Got me tho


Posted by Damo on Oct-08-2003 19:44:

does this also explain why girls with big tits like to give head??


Posted by Sand Leaper on Oct-08-2003 20:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Damo
does this also explain why girls with big tits like to give head??


Do they?


Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Oct-08-2003 20:06:

giving head also decreases the rate of female beatings


Posted by _-MIl0 on Oct-08-2003 20:11:

felatos another word for blowjob hmmm intresting


Posted by Sand Leaper on Oct-08-2003 20:12:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mil0
felatos another word for blowjob hmmm intresting


muchos felatos ja?


Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Oct-08-2003 20:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Sand Leaper
muchos felatos ja?


nein, meine nobben ist eine butterbrot


Posted by Sand Leaper on Oct-08-2003 20:20:

quote:
Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
nein, meine nobben ist eine butterbrot



Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Oct-08-2003 20:23:

Was dieses Bleistift Fall Machen in meinem Schnorrer ist


Posted by Sand Leaper on Oct-08-2003 20:31:

quote:
Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
Was dieses Bleistift Fall Machen in meinem Schnorrer ist



Posted by Izzy on Oct-08-2003 20:44:

Re: Felatio decreses breast cancer in women!

as much as i would like to belive, this is most probably a hoax... a couple clues led me to this...

first this is noted as an AP article though it appears on CNN?!?
quote:
Originally posted by TranceGeek
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)


(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

...



second, this name set off some alarms

quote:

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine


right... a name like BJ sooner... haha funny

lastly, the link doesnt lead to CNN but some dummy page where all the other links lead to nothingness.

still i'm going to send this to a few girls i know


Posted by cammie on Oct-08-2003 22:40:

haha, if this were only true....my chance of breast cancer would be <0%.....my husband will testify to that


Posted by djSlain on Oct-08-2003 23:54:

so that's what a felatios is. i always thought it was when a man shit on a girls chest. i find wisdom now


Posted by Izzy on Oct-09-2003 02:13:

quote:
Originally posted by djSlain
so that's what a felatios is. i always thought it was when a man shit on a girls chest. i find wisdom now



Posted by UWM on Oct-09-2003 02:16:

quote:
Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
giving head also decreases the rate of female beatings


Good one Jay

That reminds me of a joke I once heard

What doesn't belong? Meat, a drum, your wife, or a blowjob?

A blowjob.

You can beat your meat, a drum, and your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.



ps I don't beat women or condone violence against women.


Posted by UWM on Oct-09-2003 02:17:

quote:
Originally posted by djSlain
so that's what a felatios is. i always thought it was when a man shit on a girls chest. i find wisdom now


I think they call that the Cleveland Steamer.


Posted by mr. poopyhead on Oct-09-2003 02:22:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
I think they call that the Cleveland Steamer.


wtf??? they have a name for sick ass shit like that?!?


Posted by UWM on Oct-09-2003 02:23:

quote:
Originally posted by mr. poopyhead
wtf??? they have a name for sick ass shit like that?!?


Oh yeah, there's tons of them. The jelly donut. Dirty Sanchez. Rodeo. Etc ...

I'll try and find the list and post the link, it's funny shit. [no pun intended]

* EDIT

Click Here

LMFAO at some of those.


Posted by mr. poopyhead on Oct-09-2003 02:31:

the worst thing i've ever heard is the donkey punch.... so as you might have guessed, i'm not exactly an expert in the world of deviant sexual behaviour, =P.

edit: hahahaha.. yes.. i'm sexually incoherent.. hahaha.

edit again: AH HAHAHAHHAAHA... arabian goggles... omfg.. that made my day. hahaha...


Posted by UWM on Oct-09-2003 02:45:

A lot of these are new to me and I've seen these lists for years now. I haven't laughed this hard in some time.



I'm disappointed they don't have The Houdini on there, so I'll explain it

When you are sex0ring a female from behind and you pull out and spit on her back, so she thinks you blew your load. Then when she turns around you shoot it in her face.

muahaha!


Posted by zarathustra on Oct-09-2003 02:50:

Check out the brown necktie.


Posted by xtr3m on Oct-09-2003 03:09:

quote:
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not.


"suspected" heh

[EDIT]

Ok, the article seems to be fake.


Posted by `pr0digy on Oct-09-2003 03:26:

Seeing as the article isn't actually on the CNN website I'm gonna have to say it's fake... Don't you guys look at where the link is pointing ? Anyways, still funny as hell


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