Quick Joke...(all kids come in here now!)

TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- Quick Joke...(all kids come in here now!)

Posted by speedracer_mec on Oct-09-2003 23:19:

Quick Joke...(all kids come in here now!)

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

Posted by occrider on Oct-09-2003 23:22:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...15&pagenumber=7

Posted by J.L. on Oct-09-2003 23:23:

good one

Posted by speedracer_mec on Oct-09-2003 23:24:

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...15&pagenumber=7

more come to this forum..and i doubt they would of gone through all those pages just to see this joke

so take it easy

and thats why i called it quick joke u bafoooon

Posted by occrider on Oct-09-2003 23:26:

quote:
Originally posted by speedracer_mec
more come to this forum..and i doubt they would of gone through all those pages just to see this joke

so take it easy

and thats why i called it quick joke u bafoooon

Shouldn't jokes belong in the humour section?

Posted by J.L. on Oct-09-2003 23:27:

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
Shouldn't jokes belong in the humour section?

yeah... you are not allowed to have fun in the chill-out forums! That's an order

Posted by speedracer_mec on Oct-09-2003 23:27:

didnt u die in the bombings?

Posted by occrider on Oct-09-2003 23:28:

quote:
Originally posted by kewlness
yeah... you are not allowed to have fun in the chill-out forums! That's an order

Exactly ... this place isn't for funny stuff. How can I chill if there are jokes floating around???

Posted by occrider on Oct-09-2003 23:28:

quote:
Originally posted by speedracer_mec
didnt u die in the bombings?

Yes.

Posted by speedracer_mec on Oct-09-2003 23:29:

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
Exactly ... this place isn't for funny stuff. How can I chill if there are jokes floating around???

go chill on top of a dildo

Posted by occrider on Oct-09-2003 23:31:

quote:
Originally posted by speedracer_mec
go chill on top of a dildo

Marvelous improv! This jokes thread is getting better and better!

Posted by speedracer_mec on Oct-09-2003 23:33:

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
Marvelous improv! This jokes thread is getting better and better!

thanks bro!

Posted by mezzir on Oct-09-2003 23:36:

rofl at both the joke and the responses so far

Posted by butterfly on Oct-10-2003 00:16:

quote:
Originally posted by kewlness
yeah... you are not allowed to have fun in the chill-out forums! That's an order

yep, here giving girls oral, duck sex, and TOTA spillover drama are acceptable topics, not jokes.

Posted by DigiNut on Oct-10-2003 01:04:

How do you give a girl oral duck sex?

Posted by Trazedict on Oct-10-2003 01:16:

same way you give a duck a blow job

Posted by DJ_NRG on Oct-10-2003 02:13:

quote:
Originally posted by butterfly
yep, here giving girls oral, duck sex, and TOTA spillover drama are acceptable topics, not jokes.

OH! Let us not forget the art of bathtub masturbation.

Posted by DannyO on Oct-10-2003 05:24:

I just want to thank everyone in this thread for making me cry.