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Best Resignation Letter Ever: Don't Mess with the IT Guys. This is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at "Zantex Computers", Australia, to his boss, J.Pilgrim. His boss,known as "Pilly," apparently resigned very soon afterwards!
Dear Mr Pilgrim,
As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and myself, during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired, because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" - for the hundredth time.
You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that veryone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation; however I have a few parting thoughts.
1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is: "I prefer not to comment."
I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years, to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your "favourites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favourably by the administration.
3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your mothers birthday", you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell checker please. I hate having to correct your mistakes.)
Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public.
Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!
Sincerely
Adrian Barragan
great!!!
heh heh that is awesome!
LOL, damn that's good 
ROFL! 
It's not a legit letter...unless there is a university in Australia known as "Zantex Computers". But, its frigin funny, just the same.
hilarity 
Re: Best Resignation Letter
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| Originally posted by magik_ss His boss,known as "Pilly," apparently resigned very soon afterwards! |
ROFL!
LOLLITA.
but every boss is a moron...im mean if i were to quit my job everytime i had a retarded boss then i wou--- oh wait, i AM unemployed
Blahahaha
That Is Priceless.....LOL....Good Stuff... 
Re: Best Resignation Letter
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| Originally posted by magik_ss Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. |
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| Originally posted by magik_ss Never f*** with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time! |
i find this letter hard to believe because most people in technical fields do not write this well. I'm sure there is a couple out there but from my experience ( i know loads of engineers and cs majors) they can' write for shit.
hahahahaha!!! pure class! =D
hehe
*cuts, pastes and edits
Funny stuff, but why have most IT technicians got such an attitude, like they're better than everyone else?? Funny all the same tho.
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| Originally posted by blazed it i find this letter hard to believe because most people in technical fields do not write this well. I'm sure there is a couple out there but from my experience ( i know loads of engineers and cs majors) they can' write for shit. |
loconet i don't know what you do in your spare time, but i'm not one to stick my head in my ass or anybody's ass for that matter.
go suck a dog's dick.
Most probably is faked, since I've seen this a few different times, always with different people and a different company....
Doesn't mean it isn't a brilliant read though
However there is a possibility that somewhere this had really happened and only the names and places wore changed to protect the innocent
Anyway...the guy pulled off some good ownage
Thanks for the laugh
I'll use that..
ROFL! Ketchup bottle.... 
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