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Posted by cammie on Oct-13-2003 23:25:

dog shit stinks!

Loooooooooong story��.

My husband and I bought our house last year, nice home, quiet street, good neighborhood, school and shopping nearby, almost perfect, except for one neighbor. He has this enormous dog, it�s as big as a bear (it�s a Newfoundland, I think) and every day that dog would pick our yard to poop on. I talked to the neighbor, really politely, and asked that he keep his dog out of our yard or scoop up the poop. He said sure, not a problem. So for like a couple weeks we had no doggy deposits, until today.
I�m out cutting the grass, I got my mp3 player on listening to some chembros and my husband is on the ladder, cleaning out the rain gutters. He starts waving his arms in the air and I look up but I can�t hear him. I�m still walking along guiding the lawnmower. Then I hit it. THE BIGGEST PILE OF DOG SHIT YOU EVER SAW!!!!! That dog musta been saving it up for a week. The lawnmower went over it and the shit flew out of the discharge chute, hit the house, the car, even on me! I was soooooo mad, I wanted to bust something!
I know its not the dog�s fault, it�s the owner, he is the stupid one, but I was really ready to strangle that dog!! Only one problem, the mutt is bigger than me!!!
We thought about fencing the yard but I love it like it is, I hate feeling like I�m in prison. I called the animal control office, but the dog is licensed and they can�t do anything unless they �catch him in the act�, like I supposed to wait around until he sneaks into the yard and squats before I call them again, cheesh!!
So what do I do? Any suggestions???? I could use some good ideas. I don�t want to get into trouble, though. TIA

Posted by UWM on Oct-13-2003 23:34:

Everytime their dog poops in your yard, you or your husband go poop on their lawn.

Posted by drizzt81 on Oct-13-2003 23:36:

Re: dog shit stinks!

quote:
Originally posted by cammie

So what do I do? Any suggestions????

everytime you see his dog poop in your yard, scoop it up and "return to sender" i.e. deposit in his yard.

Posted by jdat on Oct-13-2003 23:41:

find the dog some rat poison

oh wait no you can't do that

one resort is getting an ultrasonic pest repeller we sell them at work .... hell if you call me I can get you a cheap price on them they go for like 80 I could sell to you for 20 who knows maybe even send it out at no charge ( it works wonders against dogs .... and in case you asked NO that is not the primary function of my job ( pest repellers ) )

Posted by igottaknow on Oct-14-2003 00:03:

Ur hubby looks like Tony Soprano and u live in New Jersy, why dont have the owner or the dog "clipped".

Posted by T-1000 on Oct-14-2003 00:23:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Everytime their dog poops in your yard, you or your husband go poop on their lawn.

LMFAO Fuck, I know of someone who did exactly that...

Posted by You aint Ninja on Oct-14-2003 00:29:

Invest in a bazooka.

Posted by Dmatrox on Oct-14-2003 00:34:

Collect evidence: take pictures of dog shitting on lawn

Go talk to your neighbour with the pics, actually no, get your husband, does he looka like a tony soprano?

Alternative solution, pee around your lawn to mark your territory.

It must suck to get hit with dog shit

Posted by TeKnoHe@d2025 on Oct-14-2003 01:11:

Be a nice neighbor and purchase your neighbor one of those "invisible" fence things for Christmas. Then threaten them that you'll set their house on fire if they don't use it.

Posted by Nell on Oct-14-2003 02:23:

we had the same problem.

solution: pepper

sprinkle pepper where the dog is likely to go, they cant stand the stuff.

Posted by Ian on Oct-14-2003 04:20:

Re: Re: dog shit stinks!

quote:
Originally posted by drizzt81
everytime you see his dog poop in your yard, scoop it up and "return to sender" i.e. deposit in his yard.

through letterbox more like

Now most ppl know i got a gorgeous lil dog, his poop aint too bad in the garden, we clean it up as soon as he does it, or in winter leave it to freeze overnight, but when we walk him he does the sloppiest ones ever, which if possible i dont pick up but my mum does sometimes, if it's not in a place ppl will go like a grass verge or something i tend to leave it cos the thought of picking it up makes me wanna puke

Posted by KilldaDJ on Oct-14-2003 06:15:

install some sprinklers on ur lawn

also have a trigger for the sprinklers, u know the movement kind...so when the dog comes near, woosh! sprinklers spit out water or horrible acid shit etc

or just invest on a cheap bb gun and snipe its ass when it shits on ur lawn

Posted by NiteKiD on Oct-14-2003 06:38:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
Ur hubby looks like Tony Soprano and u live in New Jersy, why dont have the owner or the dog "clipped".

Posted by astroboy on Oct-14-2003 08:10:

Scoop it up with a shovel and deposit it in his mailbox with a post-it note attached saying
"Your dog came over and left something on our lawn so i thought I'd be a good neighbour and return it. Have a nice day "

Posted by sash on Oct-14-2003 10:53:

scoop it up, put it in a paper bag, put it on their doorstep, light the bag on fire, then knock and run. stand back and watch the hilarity.

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Oct-14-2003 12:07:

Seriously that is so inconsiderate of your neighbour. I would honestly return whatever that dog leaves in ur garden back to your neighbour. Get a shovel, scoop that shit up, and just launch it back to where it belongs, or against his house, or whatever. Or leave a camera and catch it in the act then the guy will get a huge fine.

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Oct-14-2003 12:34:

No rather then return the shit. I'd just eat a ton of curry, chilli con carne, bran flakes, wholemeal bread, loads of fibre type food aswell, and wait for him to go out just run across to his porch rip your kegs down and have a shit on his porch, dog shits nasty right but imagine coming home and finding human faeces it would be horrific, plus it would save picking up the wankers dog shit for him.

Posted by igottaknow on Oct-14-2003 13:26:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Everytime their dog poops in your yard, you or your husband go poop on their lawn.

I'm down with this idea just eat plenty of corn the day b4!

Posted by Ripped Bag on Oct-14-2003 14:01:

pics or stfu!!!1

Posted by igottaknow on Oct-14-2003 14:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripped Bag
pics or stfu!!!1

if u insist

Posted by cammie on Oct-14-2003 23:51:

Thanks for all the ideas, you guys are great I knew I could count on everybody here for input.

Thanks for the info, jdat. We got a Yard Contro+electronic fence thingy and my hubby got it installed. Weird, it doesn�t look like its doing anything, oh well�.we�ll find out soon.

Lol, igottaknow, nope, my hubby doesn�t look like Tony Soprano. I�m the Italian one. My brother is named Tony, lol, but he doesn�t do �clipping� that�s my Uncle Vito, he�s a �cleaner� haha, he lives in East Brunswick so he�s got lotsa business.

Posted by chojin on Oct-15-2003 00:07:

pretty nasty.........id get my own dog, get a great dane. they shit like an elephant...trust me

Posted by igottaknow on Oct-15-2003 13:28:

quote:
Originally posted by cammie
Thanks for all the ideas, you guys are great I knew I could count on everybody here for input.

Lol, igottaknow, nope, my hubby doesn�t look like Tony Soprano. I�m the Italian one. My brother is named Tony, lol, but he doesn�t do �clipping� that�s my Uncle Vito, he�s a �cleaner� haha, he lives in East Brunswick so he�s got lotsa business.

forget bout it. keep us up to date.
I know dogs can be a pain, for instance,my dog when every he escapes goes over to the neighbors and steals a pair of shoes that they have on their porch.