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I was sat outside the post office the other day,
and i looked up and i noticed that this bloke with an anorack was walking really fast straight towards me, and he was staring straight into my eyes, so i got up cos i thought that he was gonna clout me one, he stopped suddenly right infront of me (What he said will go to my grave with me!) he said:
"CATS HAVE KITTENS, DOGS HAVE PUPPIES, PIGS HAVE PIGLETS SHEEP HAVE LAMBS"
and then he walked off, im like i think that he was a bit simple,

I was cycling back from work one morning and this short bloke with grey jogging bottoms up over his belly and a hair in a pony tail,
started shouting abuse at me then later that week i saw him in town, and he was talking to himself, and swearing at ppl and then he bent over and started thumping his ass

Me and me Gf were also walking to the train station one day, and walking along a busy road, i noticed this tall thick looking bloke walking in the opposite direction on the other side of the road, we were having a joke and laughing, and that bloke stopped and started to mouth at us, i didnt know what he said cos he was on the other side of the road, then he started to follow us and then started to run im like just cos he thought we were laughing at HIM!
weird FUCKHEAD!!

Yup this sounds like Yeovil, used to have many a freak encounter there

nice friendly people you got there.

there are some right weirdo's that come into my workplace. THere is some woman who thinks the teddy bears she carries, are her kids...

also got this guy who always tries to get other people to do things for him, even take him to the bus stop

some old guy shat himself whilest sitting on a chair, that was pretty funny.

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started shouting abuse at me then later that week i saw him in town, and he was talking to himself, and swearing at ppl and then he bent over and started thumping his ass

He probably has tourettes syndrome.

I live opposite a large hospital its mostly got people with alchol, gambling addictions inside there, however there is a couple of mental units I see quite a few of them from time to time but they behave themselves.

I've seen my fair share of nutters. I saw this girl the other week and she was sitting on the pavement cross legged smacking her head up against a lampost I walked past again two hours later she's still there. A bloke used to live near me and he was very ill, he spoke though like a robot no word of a lie, and you would hear him sing at night from across the alley and as horrible as it was I found it fucking hilarious when he sung and you used to pass his house and you would see him there with this guitar in his living room dancing.

But with mental people you have to be carefull like most are relativly harmless but some can snap. My mate Ben used to live up in Edinburgh and on the way back from college him and his mate walked past this mental hospital and there was some huge massive bloke walking down the street in a floral dress of course they laughed and his friend was bordering hysterics and he said this big bloke suddenely grabbed his mate by his neck and said 'What the fuck are you laughing at!'

i work in wandsworth, need i say more. I'm scared to go into town, especially on benefit day (tuesday i think), might give me nightmares

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Originally posted by sykadelik Yup this sounds like Yeovil, used to have many a freak encounter there

Wasnt there an area near Yeovil or there abouts where all the mental people and villians of bristol and the surrounding area where sent for rehabilitaion, or rather just to live. Thereforea the current are direct descendants of the, how shall i put it, ones that abstain from reality.


Heehee i love Camden, full of weirdos, the guy who sits on the side of the street in his headphones and plays inanimate object drums with empty water bottles is one of my favourites.

And the guy who walks backwards on tip toes trying not to stand on the cracks clutching at his shopping bag.

In Holloway you never fail to pass an old lady singing to herself, quite sweet really.

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Yup this sounds like Yeovil, used to have many a freak encounter there

Freaks I thought that would be down to the interbreeding in the west country rather then nutters. Cos you know what their like down there into family love a bit too much

lol sorry syk and other west country people

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan lol sorry syk and other west country people

Haha doesn't bother me mate, i was born in birkenhead

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Originally posted by sykadelik Haha doesn't bother me mate, i was born in birkenhead

Ah well then wheres me wallet you little thieving git!?!?

Down yere we got that sumerset accent!
Where's me tractor.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Ah well then wheres me wallet you little thieving git!?!?

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Originally posted by sykadelik Yup this sounds like Yeovil, used to have many a freak encounter there

our posty on the corner near me new house seems to be a mencap only post office

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Originally posted by DJ M.G Down yere we got that sumerset accent! Where's me tractor.

ya mean "tra-er"

I've only got goths and scallies to worry about here, no mental people (apart from the goths). And the old ladies are all nice and smile and say hi to me down my end.

But it is Stoke though and its a shitehole

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Originally posted by Ste ya mean "tra-er"

Yep thats it!
I always say 'Gurt' instead of 'Big'

There are wierdos everywhere you go these days. Busses usually contain the most.

The day I go on a bus again is the day i die.

the wonders of care in the community

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Originally posted by Az the wonders of care in the community

still, its done you the world of good hey az?

There�s a mental guy who lives in our village called Marcel. He wanders about the village all day talking to him self quietly. No one actually knows where he lives! Anyway, he has a job in town working as a cleaner in the shopping centre. To get there he rides this ancient bike. But the thing is he rides it on the road instead of the cycle path and weaves in and out from the side of the road to the middle. One of these days he�s gonna get knocked off!

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Originally posted by Anaardvark There are wierdos everywhere you go these days. Busses usually contain the most. The day I go on a bus again is the day i die.

the late night train from selly oak to birmingham new street is a fair challanger to the bus wierdo stereotype, belive me!


harry knows the score

While were on the subject of wierdo's..............

They must work in McDonalds.

Ever noticed the amount of wierdo's and misfits that work in mcdonalds?

Although you do get the odd nice lookin bird in mcd's but the rest are all wierdo's

Aye, theres always one well fit, blemishless fitty in every fast food chain.

Funnly, how ever hard you try and get served by her, you always get served by the shovel faced foreign student type next to her who cant understand what the fuck your trying to say. How hard can it be to understand the phrase "Large Chicken Whopper Lite meal with a Sprite, no ice"? I mean, seriously, all i want is my meal, and i end up with a fucking small quaterpounder meal with a fanta.

Retards, nothing but retards, i hope they fall into the chip fat and melt into a sticky goo.

loads of smackheads round these parts! fucking theiving black bastards. most of them are harmless, well they are too me but i suspect most old ppl are pretty scared of them

im weird.

Whilst working at Morrisons on the Pie shop, a bloke came in and started to talk to me about what a beautiful day it is. You have to benice so u smile. He then reached into his pocket and got out 3 pieces of paper. He put them on the top of the counter and began talking some language that i dont know lol. he then said his doctor said he had to take his medication or he would go to these co-ordinates. I was like...mmm...ok. he then got out 3 tubes of pills, and said can i leave these with u coz i need to go to these co-ordinates and if you take them then i wont need to see my doctor ever again. I mean i was like WHAT??????????? He then looked at me and i was specahless, he then went DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME>???? i was like ha? lol. he then picked up his stuff and ran into the potato stall thing and knocked it all down, and ppl were helping him get up and stuff and he was shouting like "leave me alone, dont let them take me mum"...it was a thursday, so it was the day that Millbrook (mental hospital next door) lets their patients out.

On the bus going to the gym and a bloke in front of me was attacking his chair and swearing. i was sat right behind me and he was spitting, that was quite scary!

Bloke likes to ride his bike behind our old school. He is quite a large bloke and he would listen to his music with headphones and clap his hands riding along the main road. Doing P.E watching this bloke whilst playing footy was hilerious, though looking back its really dangerous coz we kinda encouraged him by lughing.

It aint their foult they're like that, but hey we're also too only human and u cant help but laugh.

LMAO at the person who laughed at the bloke who was dressed up and he throttled him haha

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