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Posted by Pete K on Oct-15-2003 17:34:

Bartenders Know

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks.
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's
interested,she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and he wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He's hoping the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He's thinking he has a chance to get laid by the
toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay

Posted by Shad0wmaster on Oct-15-2003 21:10:

LOL!!!!
I'll have to bear all that in mind next time I go to a bar \\

nice 1

Posted by HappyToday on Oct-15-2003 21:15:

Hmm....

Hmm.....ain't that some shit....really....lol...

Posted by Psionic on Oct-15-2003 21:37:

Posted by _Nut_ on Oct-15-2003 23:28:

What if you were a guy in germany.... import beer?? there the domestic beer is key dammit!

Posted by Slylee on Oct-16-2003 00:08:

very funny and accurate...i worked in a restaurant for 7 months

Posted by Slylee on Oct-16-2003 00:11:

quote:
White Zinfandel: He's gay

word

Posted by insecurity on Oct-16-2003 01:07:

so true

Posted by Essential1 on Oct-16-2003 02:49:

*Ctrl + P*

Posted by Dmatrox on Oct-16-2003 03:39:

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid

yup yup that just about sums it up

Posted by Creamfields23 on Oct-16-2003 09:11:

Great facts and definately something to remember next time being at the bar.

Posted by monoxide on Oct-16-2003 13:11:

ROFL
i like domestic beer and tequila

Posted by TrancE OasiS on Oct-16-2003 15:58:

quote:
Originally posted by monoxide
i like domestic beer and tequila

Yup, that goes for me to, lol.

Posted by quilly on Oct-16-2003 16:19:

Muhahahaha.. niiice!!

Posted by whiskers on Oct-16-2003 17:18:

brilliant!

Posted by ResonantDrag on Oct-17-2003 17:43:

it's amazing when you find basic truths online
i've been a bartender for well into 2 years.. this guy did leave a few things out.

Drink: martini
very much like the wine drinkers, but are looking to get hammered.. seasoned alcoholics (except cosmopolitan drinkers- treat as white zinfandel drinkers that will annoy you to death in the morning )

Drink:good bourbon or scotch
hard group to read.. can either be lesbian or really cool chicks who have been out enough to know what they like (and it usually won't be the guy offering another round as her boyfriend is probably serving your drinks )go after the tequila drinker

Posted by dj_mdma on Oct-17-2003 21:41:

i guess i'm gay then

j/k

Double Barcardi and Coke's all the way please