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Posted by DJ_NRG on Oct-21-2003 00:13:

What is your Battle Cry?

Release Your Inner Warrior! Find Your Battle Cry

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Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the terrain! It is Dj Nrg, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He howls mightily:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I pillage until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

Posted by insecurity on Oct-21-2003 01:10:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking out of the cliffs, wielding an oversized scalpel, cometh Insecurity! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to bludgeon you so badly, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"

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Posted by victor on Oct-21-2003 01:51:

Sprinting through the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh victor! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to smash you faster than the speed of sound!!"

Posted by NeoBizzaro on Oct-21-2003 02:17:

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Striding across the tarmac, wielding a thorned whip, cometh NeoBizzaro! And he gives an ominous cry

"I'm going to beat you so painfully, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!!"

Posted by Chris Crossland on Oct-21-2003 02:19:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, prowling amidst the mountains! It is Gwrmarines, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a cruel grunt, his voice cometh:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I sow darkness and discord like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

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Posted by Yan on Oct-21-2003 02:28:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking out of the freeway, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh ZeroXOmega! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting out of the hotel lobby, wielding a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Yan! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to hump you until the Earth stands still, and dip you in uranium!!!"

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Posted by Moongoose on Oct-21-2003 14:05:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, running on the wasteland! It is Moongoose, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you into the danger zone!"

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Posted by robootz on Oct-21-2003 14:43:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking along the mountains! It is Robootz, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He roars ominously:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I slice through beating hearts until my glands are satisfied!!"

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Bladed baseball bat. Cool

Posted by chojin on Oct-21-2003 15:34:

"Hark! Who is that, skulking on the fields! It is Chojin, hands clutching a thorned whip! He roars apocalyptically:

"I'm going to beat you until I am off parole!"
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Posted by Blik on Oct-21-2003 15:49:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking across the candy store, swinging a burning branch, cometh Blik! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to torment you faster than the speed of sound, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

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Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Oct-21-2003 16:01:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking through the wasteland, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Hypersonic! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to pulverize you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!!"

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Posted by ChooChoo on Oct-21-2003 16:25:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Running across the tarmac, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Choochoo! And he gives a cruel roar:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I feel like chicken tonight!"

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hmm couldn't decide :

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Who is that, stalking out of the tundra! It is ChooChoo, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He bellows mightily:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I sow darkness and discord like a river of pure piranha!!"

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Posted by dj_mdma on Oct-21-2003 17:09:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking over the cliffs, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh Dj_mdma! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!"

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rofl!!

Posted by BEACHBOY on Oct-21-2003 18:24:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, prowling out of the freeway! It is Beachboy, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you beyond mortal comprehension!!"

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Posted by Trancention on Oct-21-2003 20:35:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking on the tundra, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Trancention! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to fuck you until you smell like barbeque!"

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Posted by Dr. Cfire on Oct-22-2003 00:57:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, striding amidst the tundra! It is Dr. Cfire, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He cries homicidally:

"I'm going to fuck you into a fine spicy powder!"

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Posted by Mako on Oct-22-2003 02:22:

Khalhalahalahalahala!!!

Posted by DX-Rated on Oct-22-2003 09:25:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is DX-Rated, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He bellows homicidally:

"I'm going to spank you into the stuff of nightmares, then steal your lederhosen!!"

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LOL

Posted by Killabee on Oct-22-2003 10:46:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, rampaging on the hotel lobby! It is Killabee, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a gutteral howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you into the stuff of nightmares!!!"

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Posted by Psy-Trancer on Oct-22-2003 19:39:

Zang! Who is that, skulking amidst the plains! It is Psy-trancer, hands clutching a thorned whip! He cries gutterally:

"I'm going to pound you all the way to Uranus!"

Posted by rollypoles on Oct-23-2003 00:31:

Rasta

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, stalking over the cliffs! It is Rolly Poles, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!"

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mmmmmm, bacon.....

Posted by swantonbomb45 on Oct-23-2003 14:36:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"

Posted by MrSquirrel on Oct-23-2003 15:04:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking through the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh MrSquirrel! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"This one's for you, mom! I pillage faster than the super-flu!!"

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Interesting....

MrS

Posted by ResonantDrag on Oct-23-2003 16:39:

Zang! Who is that, prowling along the wasteland! It is ResonantDrag, hands clutching a mighty sword! He howls vengefully:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!"

Posted by Trancender on Oct-24-2003 21:43:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Zang! Who is that, striding amidst the icy wasteland! It is Trancender, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a spectacular howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you to the moon and back!!"

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