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Confess!
If you have a confession to make, why not make it in front of everybody? 
http://grouphug.us/
Quote of the week:
"I once farted and blamed the dog. Poor pooch was sent outside for the rest of the night." 
I had anal sex with some random girl on my roommates bed while he was away for the weekend, and never told him about it.
he should be proud of himself!!
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| I'm 22. I'm obsessed about keeping statistics about my preferences. I keep an excel sheet of the boys I've been with. This document tracks their birthdays, race, how we met, how long we were together, sex notes, and whether I really orgasmed with them. I've been with 26 guys, 9 races, ages ranging from 15-40. 7 were relationships, 12 were close to one-night stands, 7 were friends. I've orgasmed with 10 of them. I'm a Leo and I've never been with a Virgo nor Sagittarius. |
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| I am terrified of closing my eyes in the shower and of looking into a mirror in a darkened room. These fears are so stupidly neurotic and irrational they make me cry with shame. |
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| I used to fish a lot. I had a strange fascination with casting as hard as possible with a caught fish on the hook then in mid cast yanking back and stopping the line so the fish would rip apart in two. The fish at the local reservoir were so stupid you didnt need bait you could just drop a hook and they'd bite it. But, for fun I'd catch a fish and take one of it's eyes and use it as bait to catch another, then repeat until I'd catch a one eyed fish. |
Re: Confess!
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| When I was 17 I acquired some police tape - you know the sort saying 'Police Line Do Not Cross' - from a road-side accident near my house. I completely forgot that I had the tape until I started university. There was a beat-up old car outside my college window, which had been parked for about a day. On my way back from the bar one night, I decided to use the police tape I had only just remembered I had... So, a quick look on the internet and I found the logo for the local police and I proceeded to make up a very official looking letter with the police logo and everything. The letter read: 'During a routine sniffer-dog search through the area, we have reason to believe that your vehicle contains traces of Class A narcotics. We have sectioned your vehicle for the time being, and require you to make yourself known to the local authorities, so that we may discuss this matter. Do not attempt to remove the vehicle. Doing so will result in your arrest and a civil violation of hindering police work and tampering with evidence will be brought against you.' Anyway...I placed four street cones around the car, with the police tape stretched over them, so it looked like a real crime scene. I then sealed the formal letter in an envelope, and placed under the front windscreen wiper. The car stayed there for two weeks, and the owner actually got arrested for blocking the road and stealing police property |
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| I once keyed a Nissan Z car becuase the guy stole the parking spot I planned to pull into. I was very angry and it was a very big key and it flecked off paint all the way down the car. |
Bah if you can afford that car you can afford a new paint job..
j/k got my car keyed a couple of times for no reasons, thats just plain gay 
prolly stupid kidz
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| When I am engaged in internet conversation, i use "lol" when I really don't "laugh out loud." |
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| When I was like 14 I was going through my mom's bedroom drawers and I found some S&M magazines and a huge vibrator, so after that while my folks were out I used to use them. Some day I want to tell my mom that she was using a vibe that had been up my butt. |
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| When i'm out in public, i like to make faces at children/flip them off/anything to make them tell their parents. then i act really indignant, and glare at the parents. |
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| I feel that after someone says "thank-you" for holding the door open for them, that saying "shut-up" is a proper and best response. |
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| I act like I'm ambitious and hardworking but I mostly waste time and pretend to be going somewhere. I'd rather just sleep and have money given to me. |
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| i work with a lesbian who is my mate but i also want to sleep with her all the time, and generally marry her and have lots of kids with her. |
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| I often take a shit at work just to kill time. While dropping anchor in poo bay I often play pinball on my mobile. Charmed. |
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| I once bit the beak off of a live duck thinking it would impress my gothic girlfriend. She split up with me soon after that but I told all my friends that I was the one who dumped her because she was a bit too wierd for me. |
When i was 12 i used to live on an 10th floor apartment with my parents, someday i was alone looking through the window, and then i found an old and very very drunk mand walking, so i got my pressure shotgun and aimed him and shot. Since my aiming isn�t that good, i�ve hit somewhere in ass/legs of a nice looking woman that was crossing by the drunk man. At first she screamed scared, but when the drunk man looked back her, she started hiting his head and calling him names, and so it was more fun than i expected 
poor drunk 
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| Originally posted by Killabee How sick is that??? |
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| When I was like 14 I was going through my mom's bedroom drawers and I found some S&M magazines and a huge vibrator, so after that while my folks were out I used to use them. Some day I want to tell my mom that she was using a vibe that had been up my butt. |
if this is true, he/she should ask his/her dad to fuck him/her...
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| Originally posted by Martinez When i was 12 i used to live on an 10th floor apartment with my parents, someday i was alone looking through the window, and then i found an old and very very drunk mand walking, so i got my pressure shotgun and aimed him and shot. Since my aiming isn�t that good, i�ve hit somewhere in ass/legs of a nice looking woman that was crossing by the drunk man. At first she screamed scared, but when the drunk man looked back her, she started hiting his head and calling him names, and so it was more fun than i expected poor drunk |
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| My belly button leaks stinky smelling yellow stuff. I'm to embarrased to go to the doctor so I stuff toilet paper in there to hide the smell. |
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| A few weeks before I graduated from high school, I went to school on a Saturday morning to finish a wood shop project. Upon finishing I left through the cafeteria and noticed the kitchen door open. I proceded towards the deep fry machine, unzipped my fly and pissed in the oil tank. |
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| I used to fold my leg and put the folds of skin together to make it look like it was a pussy, and practiced having oral sex.. with my leg. |
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| When I used to walk past my boss' office I would always visualise myself taking a grenade out of my pocket, pulling the pin and throwing it through the door and then hearing a satisfying bang (and maybe a scream of agony) after I walked past. heh. |
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| i think that my mother's best friend used to make me give her oral sex when i was 8... |
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| I have a fear... of EGGS. I know it's silly and my girlfriend makes fun of me saying I have EGGNAPHOBIA. But I have had this problem my whole life... EGGS actually scare me. When people talk about omlettes for example, I feel sick in my stomach... I physically cannot touch EGGS as I get shivery and feel ill and if I see someone eating an EGG sandwich I get a nervous twitch (always in my right eye) and I literally have to leave the room. Even the smell of EGGS makes me feel faint. I think it's because EGGS are from chicken's butts and that always deeply disturbed me as a kid... I think it developed from there. I have issues. |
Eggs...
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Once I met these two hot drunk girls at a bar. They were getting tired and they wanted to leave. They invited me back to one of their apartments for another beer. We got there, they give me a beer, they they both say that they are going to sleep, they say good night, and they went into the bedroom and closed the door. So, I went into the bathroom, masturbated into a bottle of facial lotion, shook it up, and left. |
HAhhaaha
Once I met these two hot drunk girls at a bar. They were getting tired and they wanted to leave. They invited me back to one of their apartments for another beer. We got there, they give me a beer, they they both say that they are going to sleep, they say good night, and they went into the bedroom and closed the door.
So, I went into the bathroom, masturbated into a bottle of facial lotion, shook it up, and left.
LOL this site is damn great !
There's a woman I work with who pisses me off. After she's gone home I sometimes wipe my helmet on the rim of her cup and put it back in the cupboard. She's started to egt chapped lips and I'm worried I might have given her oral clap or something as I had gonorrhea about 4 months ago
hahahaha
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| when i was in high school i once made some extra cash for the weekend by cutting off erasers from the tops of pencils and selling it to freshmen as "high grade acid". made about thirty bucks and amused myself by watching them all "trip". |
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| i have left a little old chinese lady traped in a revolving door. i didnt help her, i just laughed. |
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| When I am driving to work I can't stop talking to myself. I just start spouting all this obscene nonsense and I have different characters with different accents shouting and screaming at each other about nothing at all. Once I've started it I find it really difficult to stop, and it escalates until I am driving along and just screaming and making baby noises and laughing like a maniac. I can't seem to stop doing it, even when I have got to work and know that I have to stop talking to myself, I find it very difficult. I have to say "I'm going to count to five, and then stop talking to myself", and sometimes even that doesn't work. I think I may be having a nervous breakdown. |
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| My girlfriend left me for some dude who doesnt play videogames all day like I do and I moved to my aunts house on the west coast. To this day, I post on this forum about a game I still play, its really addictive, so much so that I have made my families life a living hell because I make up stories that way I can stay at home and play 20++ hours a day instead of working at a fast-food joint. I also make up stories about stars that I have met and have made everyone believe I have a job in the recording industry. I have tried to quit all my lies, but I cant because its so funny since everyone thinks I am a stud from Missouri, but in my heart I know I am a fat, disgusting, lying, white trash, whose sex life revolves around blowup dolls and a tub of warm crisco. |
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| I stole 4 large bud plants from my neighbors illegal weed shack. |
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| I have three testicles |
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