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Posted by Chris Crossland on Oct-23-2003 14:06:

Jester Joke

Sex with teacher:

A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today."

"Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!", says the mom.

Awhile later the father comes home and the mom says, "Go up to your son's room and talk to him. He's been really bad today."

Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why mom is so mad. "I told her i had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy.

"Alright! That's my boy!" says dad. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men. But i'm proud of you. What are you now, about thirteen, right? Wow. That's my son! Ya know what? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take you out and buy you that new shiny bike you've been wanting!"

So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike in the whole town. "You gonna ride it home son?" aska dad.

The boy replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."

Posted by DJ-Fuq on Oct-23-2003 14:51:

Posted by MrSquirrel on Oct-23-2003 15:06:

That is pretty disturbing there......

Got a chuckle out of me though.

MrS

Posted by Killabee on Oct-23-2003 15:09:

Ewwwww

Posted by trewqy on Oct-23-2003 15:12:

Oooooooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

That wasnt right

Posted by ResonantDrag on Oct-23-2003 15:50:

Posted by victor on Oct-24-2003 05:16:

lmfao!!!!!!!

Posted by Hequn on Oct-24-2003 08:40:

hehe saw it coming, plus i think someone told it me a few weeks ago

Posted by HappyToday on Oct-24-2003 19:37:

Smiling Frog Hmm....

Ohhh........damn....lol..


there is a joke thread btw...
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...highlight=Jokes

Posted by Trancender on Oct-24-2003 21:19:

QUEER

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Oct-25-2003 12:26:

lol !!

Posted by DR86 on Oct-25-2003 16:06:

rofl

Posted by TrancE OasiS on Oct-25-2003 21:24:

quote:
Originally posted by ResonantDrag


yea, me too...

Posted by chojin on Oct-26-2003 23:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Hequn
hehe saw it coming, plus i think someone told it me a few weeks ago


same, also saw it coming :/

Posted by nic01445 on Oct-27-2003 03:57:

that's preeeeeeetty fucking sick.

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Oct-27-2003 10:25:

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Streakfury on Oct-27-2003 12:18:

quote:
Originally posted by chojin
same, also saw it coming :/


Yeah, still funny tho. How must his dad feel now, hehe.

Posted by Master_Jay on Oct-27-2003 16:45:

Sick but funny as f**k

Posted by DJ_NRG on Oct-28-2003 03:22:

I think this qualifies....


OWNED!


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