Sunshine married Vtec Junkie!!!!!

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Posted by amdmaxx on Oct-25-2003 14:29:

Sunshine married Vtec Junkie!!!!!

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Posted by jdat on Oct-25-2003 15:37:

Re: Sunshine married Vtec Junkie!!!!!

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Originally posted by amdmaxx
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

that's a great closing line

Posted by Sunshine79 on Oct-25-2003 15:55:

lmao! that's great!

Posted by vtec junkie on Oct-25-2003 16:42:

arthurvino, dude you just made my day this had me ROFL!!!

Posted by INDY on Oct-25-2003 17:37:

errrr arthur, what does that story have to do with brianna getting married to brian?

Posted by Sunshine79 on Oct-25-2003 17:38:

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Originally posted by politicsofdancin
errrr arthur, what does that story have to do with brianna getting married to brian?

arthur knows i have always had a crush on Brian, naturally. he's telling my secrets to the world!

Posted by amdmaxx on Oct-25-2003 17:41:

Glad to be of help..
My name is Art...

quote:
Originally posted by vtec junkie
arthurvino, dude you just made my day this had me ROFL!!!

Posted by vtec junkie on Oct-25-2003 18:40:

quote:
Originally posted by amdmaxx
Glad to be of help..
My name is Art...

Great Arthur.......now you can be mine and Brianna's wedding planner

Posted by amdmaxx on Oct-25-2003 19:17:

Rabbi Muzel Tov @ your service..

Posted by Greedy on Oct-25-2003 19:35:

thats wat i call a TA hookup!

Posted by Sunshine79 on Oct-25-2003 21:24:

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Originally posted by vtec junkie
Great Arthur.......now you can be mine and Brianna's wedding planner

yes, we keep fighting over the centerpieces! I think they should be miniature statues of Paul van Dyk.

Posted by jdat on Oct-25-2003 21:25:

matchmaker matchmaker make me a match !

Posted by Greedy on Oct-25-2003 21:27:

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Originally posted by jdat
matchmaker matchmaker make me a match !

make me one too

Posted by jdat on Oct-25-2003 21:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Busy Child
make me one too

find me a find !

catch me a catch !

Posted by vtec junkie on Oct-25-2003 22:29:

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Originally posted by Sunshine79
yes, we keep fighting over the centerpieces! I think they should be miniature statues of Paul van Dyk.

thats fine with me as long as Ferry and Armin can spin at the reception

Posted by Sunshine79 on Oct-26-2003 02:18:

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Originally posted by vtec junkie
thats fine with me as long as Ferry and Armin can spin at the reception

hmm.....this is acceptable.

now about those invitations.....

Posted by amdmaxx on Oct-26-2003 04:53:

PVD is overrated...
Put Deep Dish in there... Or J00F..

quote:
Originally posted by Sunshine79
yes, we keep fighting over the centerpieces! I think they should be miniature statues of Paul van Dyk.

Posted by vtec junkie on Sep-11-2004 21:18:

This thread is the reason Brianna and myself are close friends now. Way to go Arty!!!

Posted by BitchBoyNYC on Sep-11-2004 21:34:

Just finished reading the whole thread!!! This was sooooooo funny Arty!!!

Posted by Vlad on Sep-11-2004 22:20:

old joke, but its funny.

Posted by amdmaxx on Sep-11-2004 22:27:

ahh, now I remember, russian matchmaker @ his best..

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Originally posted by vtec junkie
This thread is the reason Brianna and myself are close friends now. Way to go Arty!!!

Posted by Sunshine79 on Sep-11-2004 23:03:

as asinine as most of your threads are, arty, this one was certainly good for something.

thanks for turning me on to mr. vtec

Posted by DarkAngel on Sep-12-2004 00:11:

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Originally posted by vtec junkie
thats fine with me as long as Ferry and Armin can spin at the reception

Hell yea!!!! Have Armin play Communication and Ferry play.......FORCE OF GRAVITY!!!

Posted by amdmaxx on Sep-12-2004 00:50:

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/condomave/conconfor22.html

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Originally posted by Sunshine79
as asinine as most of your threads are, arty, this one was certainly good for something.

thanks for turning me on to mr. vtec

Posted by vtec junkie on Sep-12-2004 17:17:

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Originally posted by amdmaxx
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/condomave/conconfor22.html

LOL wtf Arty!!! Its not like that!!!!

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