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*smacks myself in the head* The SOLUTION to the middle east problems

Now why didn't I think of this? This is humorous on so many levels.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3221079.stm

not only do we have the UN, Amnesty and many other orgnizations to watch out for, but now PETA is gonna be on our asses too

mind is getting orc squeals from Warcraft 2 dejavou for some reason..


oink oink oink

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Originally posted by Izzy not only do we have the UN, Amnesty and many other orgnizations to watch out for, but now PETA is gonna be on our asses too

lol

hahahahahahahahaha. funny thing is, a friend of mine actually proposed something similar to this about a year ago.

If only someone thought of this earlier, countless lives would have been spared!

you're all pretty elitist and snobby huh?

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Originally posted by 'mju:zik you're all pretty elitist and snobby huh?

Yea you're right ... I guess it is a pretty good idea. The only question is is how long is it going to take until the terrorists figure out how to use guns to shoot the pigs?

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Originally posted by occrider Yea you're right ... I guess it is a pretty good idea. The only question is is how long is it going to take until the terrorists figure out how to use guns to shoot the pigs?

u think that they will get explsives into Isreal after the fence is up all the way around?

or will they resort to the ocasional missle lob?

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Originally posted by 'mju:zik u think that they will get explsives into Isreal after the fence is up all the way around? or will they resort to the ocasional missle lob?

Ummm the article is talking about using guard pigs. What does that have to do with the fence? Lighten up ... even the Israelis think it's humorous.

And as one settler actually stated: "Spare us from this nonsense ... It will never happen."

hahahahah, that is just soooo great

instead of secuity checks everyone can tuch pigs before they enter a bus, resturant etc. so no one will do a sucide attack then couse if they do they will not get into heaven...

israel needs babe, to herd all of the sheep

Heh, but seriously, it was the ducks who saved the Rome in its beginnings...or was it geese? I can't remember.

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Heh, but seriously, it was the ducks who saved the Rome in its beginnings...or was it geese? I can't remember.

You mean the fox that Romulus and Remeus suckled?

Umm, that was a wolf if I'm not mistaken.

But, no, I'm not talking about that incident, I'm pretty sure those two wouldn't get much milk from a duck

Anyway, in early stages of Roman state, the gauls (or whatever you spell them) wanted to attack the city of Rome. Most of it was defended well, except for one cliff. So the gauls climbed over that cliff. But near that cliff was a temple with holy ducks/geese or whatever and they started quacking loudly. So the roman guards came there and chased away the gauls.

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Umm, that was a wolf if I'm not mistaken.

They're all bitches, its the same to me

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But, no, I'm not talking about that incident, I'm pretty sure those two wouldn't get much milk from a duck Anyway, in early stages of Roman state, the gauls (or whatever you spell them) wanted to attack the city of Rome. Most of it was defended well, except for one cliff. So the gauls climbed over that cliff. But near that cliff was a temple with holy ducks/geese or whatever and they started quacking loudly. So the roman guards came there and chased away the gauls.

hmm never heard that story. It probably was the etrusceans at the early stages of Rome, or Carthrage.. Gauls came only latter near the end of Rome to sake it.

Hey I gotta go back to the store to return that duck milk I bought

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Originally posted by 'mju:zik you're all pretty elitist and snobby huh?

I agree with you on that one....I bet you not to many have much real life experience besides quoting source after source. Reading and educating yourself is important but go and see the world for yourself

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Originally posted by 2hardcore4u I agree with you on that one....I bet you not to many have much real life experience besides quoting source after source. Reading and educating yourself is important but go and see the world for yourself

Actually if we put this to the test, i gaurantee you that the majority of the poeple who post here have had more 'worldy and life experiences' then those posting on other forums, not to sound arrogant of course

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Originally posted by Yoepus They're all bitches, its the same to me hmm never heard that story. It probably was the etrusceans at the early stages of Rome, or Carthrage.. Gauls came only latter near the end of Rome to sake it. Hey I gotta go back to the store to return that duck milk I bought

It was in my latin book from high school. I'm pretty sure it said it was Gauls, although I can't find a book anymore so I can't confirm it. It wasn't Carthage, I'm sure of that, though. But it's not important. The morale of the story is that farm animals can be good guards and can sometimes save entire cities.

Btw, I think you're confusing Gauls with Goths. Gauls were conquered by Caesar and were pretty much assimilated and never heard of ever since.

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Gauls were conquered by Caesar and were pretty much assimilated and never heard of ever since.

Are you sure about that? In every single instance that I've read about, Asterix and Obelix have always kicked the crap out of the Romans. Plus with getafix's potions how could the Romans ever conquer Gaul?

Yes, I guess you are right...I forgot the exception of that one little village to the north that didn't accept Vercingetorix's defeat

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Yes, I guess you are right...I forgot the exception of that one little village to the north that didn't accept Vercingetorix's defeat

Thats true and I do remember at least one instance when they did enter Rome too... But I can't recall any farm animals warning of their approach...


On another note, I actually do believe the Gauls had actually made ventures into Rome in addition to the Goths. Well if not that then how about Charels the Great, does that count?

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Originally posted by Yoepus Thats true and I do remember at least one instance when they did enter Rome too... But I can't recall any farm animals warning of their approach...

Yeah, there was the "Asterix and Obelix in Rome" comic, and I don't recall any farm animals there either...maybe somewhere exists a lost Asterix and Obelix scripture in which such an event is described. Something like the Dead Sea scrolls.

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On another note, I actually do believe the Gauls had actually made ventures into Rome in addition to the Goths. Well if not that then how about Charels the Great, does that count?

Yeah, well, I guess he must have had some gauls as his sidekicks. But I don't recall any farm animals during his crowning in Rome either.

Btw, occrider, is that potion making druid called Getafix in english translation? I know they called him Aspirinix in croatian/serbian one.

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0 Btw, occrider, is that potion making druid called Getafix in english translation? I know they called him Aspirinix in croatian/serbian one.

Yes



Apparentely he is Miraculix in Norway and Panoramix in France.

let me be the first to say that the english tranlation of the Asterix comcis SUCK!!! stick to the goddamn French.

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