Would you Accept this One time offer?

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Posted by Beat_Chemist on Oct-31-2003 00:06:

Would you Accept this One time offer?

Your at a bar or party

If a handsome guy dressed super sharp, walked up and said to you

"Hey I'm only gunna offer this once, if you accept within 5 minutes, I will throw in a bonus. What I have to offer is, no strings attached dick! Thats right, Don't have to worry about talking, flirting, or calling the next day, just plain dick. And now for that bonus offer If you decide in the next 5 minutes I'll throw in oral."

You say...
note:the dudes shaved

If your a guy answering this, substitute, dick for pussy, guy for girl, dude for babe, etc.

Also state which you would accept since its hard to say who's a guy or girl on the board.

Posted by UglyDave on Oct-31-2003 00:12:

Beat_Chemist - i'm guessing you're male??

Ok, DONT TRY THIS!

but if a girl did it to me i'd be away like a shot

try it if you want, but i think u'll get laughed at

Posted by Orbax on Oct-31-2003 00:12:

why would you even ask guys that? Thats every mans fucking dream.

Posted by UglyDave on Oct-31-2003 00:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
Thats every mans fucking dream.

so true!

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-31-2003 00:53:

once pussy lands in our lap theres not much we can do about it...girls on the other hand have been getting offered dick since they were 13..the whole concept bores them by now

Posted by Fast Turtle on Oct-31-2003 01:12:

I hear the best way to get girls to have sex with you is to follow them through the city for a while after they walk out of the club, then drop your pants in front of them.

It's a surefire way to get some ass.

Posted by Martin McG on Oct-31-2003 01:17:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Nuclear
It's a surefire way to get some ass.

either that or arrested

Posted by `pr0digy on Oct-31-2003 02:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
why would you even ask guys that? Thats every mans fucking dream.

Yes, as long as "man" == horny teenager, your correct.

Posted by DannyO on Oct-31-2003 05:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
why would you even ask guys that? Thats every mans fucking dream.

WERD

Posted by Beat_Chemist on Oct-31-2003 07:59:

What about you ladies? Any of you ladies take up on this offa? I know you girls taking down them shots are looking for a good time...

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-31-2003 14:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
why would you even ask guys that? Thats every mans fucking dream.

I second that. I can't imagine any guy who would say no.

Posted by RenderedDream on Oct-31-2003 14:21:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
I second that. I can't imagine any guy who would say no.

i can..the gay ones..=P

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-31-2003 14:23:

quote:
Originally posted by RenderedDream
i can..the gay ones..=P

You may be right about that, but they're gonna burn in hell anyway.

Posted by vmc on Oct-31-2003 14:47:

quote:
Originally posted by `pr0digy
Yes, as long as "man" == horny teenager, your correct.

ditto

Posted by `pr0digy on Oct-31-2003 15:20:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
I second that. I can't imagine any guy who would say no.

Wow, I'd say no. And I'm not gay.
Again, as long as "man" == horny teenager, your correct.

Posted by DaveSZ on Oct-31-2003 15:31:

Is there a money back guarantee?

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-31-2003 15:35:

quote:
Originally posted by `pr0digy
Wow, I'd say no. And I'm not gay.
Again, as long as "man" == horny teenager, your correct.

Ummm...ok, dude...whatever makes you happy. You know the old saying: "To each his/her own."

Posted by DigiNut on Oct-31-2003 16:06:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
Ummm...ok, dude...whatever makes you happy. You know the old saying: "To each his/her own."

What the hell, you're insulting guys who say they wouldn't whore themselves out to the first bitch that offered them a piece?

Some of us have some class, you know. Besides, think STDs, psycho Bobbitizers, transvestites...

This is sad. This "I'll take anything" attitude is just one massive show of desperation. Men are such wimps in today's society, we used to be the picky ones.

Posted by Misty Kitty on Oct-31-2003 16:21:

I would definitely say No.

Some guy coming up to me and offering me dick and then oral as a 'bonus' is not something i want to accept from a stranger. I find the whole idea rather crude.

Posted by electric_soul on Oct-31-2003 16:56:

it all depends...
is all about chemistry, perhaps she's not that goodlooking and i'd say yes.
Perhaps she's hot as hell and i'd even say no.

But generally speaking I don't think I'd accept.