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You are what you drive

... What your car says about you:

Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie
Porsche 944 - l am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now

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Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu

For your information: this was the first car in which Colin McRae won a World Rallye Event in 1993.
Second of all, it was on top of both JD-Power and German TUV reliabilty statistics.
Thirdly, it's featured in Gran Tourismo.
Fourth of all, I drive one which makes it ultra cool

What the fuck is a chevrolet chevette??

Useless thread!!

a chevette is the vette you dont want.
its kinda like a pony
sub compact.
not good or reliable at all

meh
doesn't have the car i drive so i'll add it
mazda protege: your grandma got a car she'd never drive and gave it to you, you lucky bastard

my car isnt on there

Nissan 240SX

whos gonna flame it

i drive a 95 cavalier (it's a chevy).. what am i?

Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming


pfffft!!! first, i drive a 2003 honda accord coupe and second, its sext as all hell!

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Originally posted by tennessee_raver Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

ehh

'89 GMC Jimmy 2-door

So where are Zastava 101, Wartburg Limousine 1.3 and Lada Niva 4*4??? Neither of those cars I drove are here. That list is missing some of the best cars ever.

i drive a bike

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Originally posted by trancEyes22 Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming pfffft!!! first, i drive a 2003 honda accord coupe and second, its sext as all hell!

I drive a '97 Accord 4 door... It drives really nice (although the brakes are a bit loose) and it's comfortable as all hell...

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Originally posted by tennessee_raver Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

HAHA!!! thats so wrong. i love my teg. in fact, i'm thinking of selling my gsr to upgrade to a type r.

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Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie

more like...im really rich and couldnt possibly spend more money on hookers and coke so i bought a porsche

-HONDA CIVIC-

Why are people so obsessed with making their cars look like they're faster than they really are? It's not just Civic owners, it's people with Neons and Hyundais too. They go all out and buy new rims, tint their windows, add fins, paint stripes on their car... why? It's old. You drive a shitty car, deal with it. Mitsubishi Eclipse owners are some of the worst offenders. What's the point of dumping all this cash into modifications when it won't significantly change the performance of your vehicle?

It's ironic that with all the money that these morons dump into modification, they could have saved up and bought a real sports car in a couple of years instead of pretending like they drive one now. It doesn't matter how big your fins are, it doesn't matter how cool your rims look, it doesn't matter how much noise your muffler makes. You still drive a shitty car. Period. End of story.

The other day I pulled up next to some jackass in an intersection. He started to rev up his engine and roll back and forth. I turned my head towards him, glanced at his car, glanced at him, rolled my eyes and turned back to the road. This pissed off the driver and as soon as the light turned green, he went peeling off. Way to go jackass. Now what did he prove? A) That his car is so fast and powerful, that he can even beat people who aren't racing him. B) That he's a wise investor for buying those rims, because the ones he had just weren't cutting it. C) Those stripes on his car look sharp and hide the fact that it's still just a Civic or D) That he's a dipshit.

Why didn't I race him? Because I don't drive a sports car and I know it. I could pretend I drive a sports car, just like anyone else. I could put giant fins on my car and pretend it's a jet or whatever the hell they think putting huge fins on a car accomplishes. Or I could quit pretending and just drive my damn car to work and school. Watching people race in Civics is like watching people race in minivans. I suppose the competition is there, but it's anti-climactic, like watching two geriatrics playing golf. It's a race where even if you win, you lose.

What's the point of having a fast car anyway? Is there some legal speed that they're trying to reach that they can't seem to do with normal cars? Even if your car can go more than 200 mph, you have to break the law (more often than not) to do so. Way to go dipshit, you spent your life savings on something you can't use. Worthless.

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Originally posted by jp For your information: this was the first car in which Colin McRae won a World Rallye Event in 1993. Second of all, it was on top of both JD-Power and German TUV reliabilty statistics. Thirdly, it's featured in Gran Tourismo. Fourth of all, I drive one which makes it ultra cool

RALLY ALL THE WAY...
Subaru Impreza Wrx STi 04
drive it like u stole it

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Originally posted by tennessee_raver Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones

yep...definitely.

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Originally posted by tennessee_raver Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Wtf is that supposed to mean? Ugly? Slow?

Fiat Panda?

hahah i like mine


Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones

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Originally posted by TeKnoHe@d2025 Wtf is that supposed to mean? Ugly? Slow?

Ugly

i drive a honda prelude, what is that supposed to mean? Let me guess:
i lack imagination and i am inferior to whatever car you drive and i collect pogs. where do you come up with this information?

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Originally posted by kid nyce RALLY ALL THE WAY... Subaru Impreza Wrx STi 04 drive it like u stole it

that car is a little rocket -- i've seen it burn ridiculous amounts of cars on the road

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Originally posted by swisstoni Fiat Panda?

Wicked to rally with

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel ...and i collect pogs.

LOL

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