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Posted by Neophyte on Nov-04-2003 10:47:

kindergarten

A kindergarten teacher decides to move from england to new york, once there she is appaled by the lack of natural countryside so she decides to see if the children in her class can identify and make the noises of some farm animals.
she asks the first child "Do you know what noise a sheep makes?"
and the kid replies "yes, it goes baaaaaa"
"well done" exclaims the teacher,
so she decides to ask another and asks another kid "do you know what noise a cow makes?"
and the kid replies "Yes, it goes moooooo"
"well done" the teacher says
the teacher thinks that she may have been wrong about their knowledge so she decides to ask one more to the entire class...
"does anyone know what noise a pig makes" she asks,
a black kid in the back row instantly raises his hand and says "I do"
so the teacher asks him to tell her and the kid replies
"Put down the gun and put your fu*king hands up!"

Posted by Chris Crossland on Nov-04-2003 16:29:

LOL always the black dude

Posted by lyte on Nov-04-2003 17:16:

rofl

Posted by arj1o1 on Nov-04-2003 19:28:

omg neophyte

Posted by Hequn on Nov-04-2003 19:30:

hehe

Posted by Krypton on Nov-05-2003 00:04:

i dont get it

he say pigs say that?? i dont get it...

Posted by Lumps on Nov-05-2003 00:08:

Pig = slang for police officer

and black people are largely the object of criminal jokes.

Posted by St�phanie on Nov-05-2003 01:59:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pig mean cop! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh American slang

Posted by Shad0wmaster on Nov-05-2003 02:23:

lol, nice 1 neophyte

Posted by Hequn on Nov-05-2003 15:28:

quote:
Originally posted by St�phanie
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pig mean cop! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh American slang

not just american, people in the uk say it

Posted by DarkAngel on Nov-16-2003 17:02:

LOL

Posted by razzi on Nov-16-2003 20:12:

ah so saw that coming.. funny stuff

Posted by mindshooter on Nov-17-2003 15:03:

we actually call them that in sweden to...but pig is "gris" in sweden

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Nov-17-2003 16:35:

haha!!! sooooooooo old!!!!!