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Posted by Neophyte on Nov-05-2003 11:21:

Dam Fish

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fuc*ing potatoes!"

Posted by Chris Crossland on Nov-05-2003 12:42:

I think this one was already posted

funny though

Posted by Hequn on Nov-05-2003 15:55:

hehe half a smile from me

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Nov-05-2003 18:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Hequn
hehe half a smile from me

hardly... but I encourage the effort

seriously, it was a bit too... simple