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A Joke

Saw this on another board and thought it was to good not to share! might be old, but i've never heard it before, or seen it in this forum, so here it goes:




I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, indeed, and that was my
girlfriend's friend. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
beautiful and sexy and who sometimes flirted with me, which made
me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she invited me to come over to discuss something about the
wedding. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she
whispered to me that soon I would be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't suppress. So before I got married and
committed my life to her best friend, she wanted to make love to me just
once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just
come and get me.

In great anticipation I just watched her delicious body as she
moved slowly up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the
front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

To my surprise, my girlfriend was standing outside. And with tears
in her eyes, she hugged me and said, "I am so in love with you! You
have passed my little test. I couldn't ask for a better man to marry."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN THE CAR

This appeared on this forum as well, but it had "sister" instead of "friend", and the father was waiting outside too, or something like that.

Sorry Mike, I already posted it in the 'Jokes Part...' series

i always read the joke series.. never seen that one before

anywayz.. in that case, closed then

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