A Christian Website(funny because they lie)

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Posted by Srezic on Nov-10-2003 21:33:

A Christian Website(funny because they lie)

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

Read some of the stuff on that site.

It makes me so angry. I am an Atheist so I dont take any of that stuff seriously anyway. But when they go as far as trying to brainwash kids with COMPLETELY FALSE information, it makes me want to skull-fuck each and every one of those ****** crazies.

They fucking make up information, then link to "studies" they "did" and do not link to ANY SOURCES OF INFORMATION! GAHHH i am so angry I want to burn something. Preferably any or all of the staff of that website.

Have fun reading the lies. I laughed at first, but now i'm just angry hehe.

By the way, if you check out their merchandise page, they fucking sell THONGS(yeah, thongs =P).

~Ryan

Posted by jp on Nov-10-2003 21:43:

quote:
Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew

ROFLMAO!!!

Posted by DJ_NRG on Nov-10-2003 21:44:

Actually, what's funnier than the fact that they SELL thongs, is the item description is you actually CLICK the thong!

quote:

This uncomfortable undergarment will be a daily reminder to unmarried women to find a husband and a emergency moral reminder to her would-be-suitor. (For use under traditional underwear only.)

And on the thong, it says "Will You Be My Husband?"

ROFL!!!!!!

Posted by Srezic on Nov-10-2003 21:50:

I can't believe that someone(or ones) could believe in this so blindly as to make up completely inaccurate information.

I really really hope this whole website is a joke. If it isn't, I hope that every person involved with it dies in the most horrible and painful ways possible.

Posted by electric_soul on Nov-10-2003 22:05:

quote:
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

MMMBWAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Watch out for the very advanced witnessing techniques!!

Posted by st3nc on Nov-11-2003 01:20:

its gotta be a joke cause even kids cant be so dumb, and if they do belive it then whatever, i find it amusing to see poeple so obsessed with religion, you just have to have a nonchalant attitude.

Posted by swantonbomb45 on Nov-11-2003 01:30:

Well that certainly was interesting. Im a catholic and even I saw this as complete crap. Some people cant just chill and believe what they wanna and let others do the same. Why is there anti-christian movements? Because of retarded sites like this! Dont take this stuff too at heart. Not all believers are out to attack others.

BTW If you want a good laugh, check out the section about the mall.
"Darth Maul: Commercialized symbol of evil whose name sounds like 'mall'. Coincidence?"
ROFL!

Posted by mr. poopyhead on Nov-11-2003 01:56:

J.C. Penny - The J.C. makes us think of Jesus Christ, thus associating our Lord with the lowest monetary value, the penny (even Judas valued Him at 30 pieces of silver!).
Sears - What the flesh of the damned does in Hell. It also sounds like "seers", Pagan mystics who engaged in occult premonitions.
Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon".
Orange Julius - Named for the Pagan Emperor of Rome. This company's mascot was once a devil, until they changed it to hide their true intentions.
Hot Topic - A recent store aimed at children that openly sells devil paraphernalia. Any guess as to why "hot" is in their name?
Hallmark Gold Crown Stores - Purveyors of Santamas tree ornaments depicting anthropomorphized woodland creatures (reference to Evolutionism) and Harry Potter merchandise. What notable person will have a mark and wear crowns? [Rev. 13:16, 13:1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... this has to be a joke... this is definitely satire...
srezic: everyone needs to chill out and enjoy it, =P

Posted by Psionic on Nov-11-2003 01:59:

Posted by _Nut_ on Nov-11-2003 02:44:

OMG this is HA-larious

This uncomfortable undergarment will be a daily reminder to unmarried women to find a husband and a emergency moral reminder to her would-be-suitor. (For use under traditional underwear only.)

This product is designed to fit juniors. It fits snug, sizes run small.

Made for juniors? As in the U-13 crowd??

Posted by nils on Nov-11-2003 08:37:

wow, with me being chrisitian and all, i find this sick too. it's just... to much. i do believe in Jesus Christ, but this is just to much. or perhaps im not the christian i should be?

anyways, jesus rocks

Posted by grmlyn on Nov-12-2003 09:21:

dude, relax. If somebody wants to put that shit out there and there's some dumb enough to accept it then let it be. You said you're an atheist so really, how does that shit bug you? If you followed some religion of sort, then probably there would be an issue, but you don't so stop complaining.

Posted by victor on Nov-13-2003 08:30:

Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?

"i dont know i lost count?"

"Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?"

OK FAG BOYS why dont you let me know where it ever says that none of my gods love me??? the way i see it is that i have an infinite number of gods who love me.. so screw YOU...

Posted by Teraform on Nov-13-2003 13:00:

that page was the biggest load of bull....the earth is only 10,000 years old my ass....damn how the hell can these people get away with brainwashing kids....i mean its obviously aimed at kids that are still very easily influenced...they even used an aminal similar to Lamb Chop....that page is bull...and it just goes to show how pig head and retarded some people take their religion....their is scientific proof that the earth is millions of years old but they still say it is only 10,000 years old...so what happens when these kids go to school and their teachers are telling them about dinosaurs and how old the earth is...the kid then says uh huh the earth is only 10,000 years old...thats what my church is telling me...that whole page is nothing but bull....

Posted by logik on Nov-19-2003 08:22:

HOLY CRAP! they make christianty sound like a freeeking cult.

"Shoppers deluded by Secular Consumerism wandering a mall in a futile search for spiritual fulfillment."

omgoodness, its funny to me how these christians scruntinize and attack non beleivers yet say they love everyone.

Chat them up about their life and if they feel satisfied. Casually mention that you don't subscribe to "consumerism", but avoid the word "Secular" since it might scare them off.

im sorry, but if you have to use precise tactics to get people to beleive, then obviously what they are feeding you is bull crap

beleive it or not, i am a christian and im all for it! but this is madness, they should really start looking whats at the heart instead of wear you shop or retarded things like that. They dont need all these scare tactics and foolish answers, i just beleive whats in the bible and they should too.

Posted by poli on Nov-20-2003 07:29:

these people are on crack, I cant believe they sell thongs...but hey im filling out an athiest witness card at this very moment

Posted by nic01445 on Nov-21-2003 02:18:

this is why i hate religion.

Posted by Arg on Nov-21-2003 02:52:

The children of holloween:

This is even worse:

quote:
It is important that we acknowledge that there are certainly lots of anti-Christian activities that go on during Halloween, including obvious and blatant things such as the reveling in demonology but also subtly subversive things such as "bobbing for apples", which is really a symbolic re-enactment of the Fall.