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Posted by arj1o1 on Nov-11-2003 14:54:

5 signs you're fag

saw Breeze_17 post here's a another one:

5 signs you're a fag

1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a dog, but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're the poster boy for GAY.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El-Dicko and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A pussy-eating man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Caf� Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.

Posted by prolikewhoa on Nov-11-2003 16:48:

you're an idiot.

Posted by razzi on Nov-11-2003 17:58:

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A cat is like a dog, but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed.

clever, got me to laugh a bit

Posted by St�phanie on Nov-11-2003 18:57:

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And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!"

Posted by swantonbomb45 on Nov-11-2003 19:12:

ROFL! nice man

Posted by arj1o1 on Nov-11-2003 20:06:

quote:
Originally posted by prolikewhoa
you're an idiot.

love u 2

Posted by Streakfury on Nov-11-2003 20:41:

quote:
Originally posted by prolikewhoa
you're an idiot.

Simply not true.

Posted by victor on Nov-12-2003 07:49:

quote:
Originally posted by prolikewhoa
you're an idiot.

pics or stfu...!!!

ARJEN FUCKING RULES....

Posted by 3jaz on Nov-12-2003 08:12:

4/5 cant be that bad!

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Nov-12-2003 09:05:

Hmmm Arjy you already posted this one.....

strange I'm the only one to remember

Posted by dj_mdma on Nov-12-2003 14:19:

rofl! the coffee one is hilarious!

Posted by DJ_NRG on Nov-12-2003 22:36:

Personally, I can't quit laughing at the dog part! HAHA

Posted by Vlad on Nov-12-2003 22:43:

Re: 5 signs you're fag

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Originally posted by arj1o1
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

Sorry but this one I have to strongly disagree with... although I will piss where ever I please - I refuse to deficate in public bathrooms - Although studies have shown that your own cell phone is dirtier than a toilet... Im not squatting where homeless people might live.

Posted by Shudder on Nov-12-2003 23:33:

actually i was thinking of naming my cat 'Boobs' but i'm gay so never mind...

Posted by kypez on Nov-13-2003 00:20:

quote:
Originally posted by prolikewhoa
you're an idiot.

hes not an idiot hes special :P

Posted by Flec on Nov-13-2003 03:08:

great post!

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Nov-17-2003 04:45:

quote:
Originally posted by victor
pics or stfu...!!!

ARJEN FUCKING RULES....

and he's handsome!

*sorry to reserect old thread for such a mindless comment*

Posted by arj1o1 on Nov-17-2003 08:17:

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Nov-17-2003 16:43:

quote:
Originally posted by N|te-L|fe
Hmmm Arjy you already posted this one.....

strange I'm the only one to remember

you're not