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Posted by arek on Nov-13-2003 18:39:

Sex Laws *MUST OBEY*

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but Is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This Also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... But not as great as Guam!)

Posted by dEsidEL on Nov-13-2003 18:52:

Guam is the answer for so many men here ! lol ..

Posted by LiL_Kandi_AngeL on Nov-13-2003 20:41:

HAHAHAHAHA

now that is funny!!!

Posted by Muff2K on Nov-13-2003 21:21:

mmmmm... guam

and the country itself ain't that bad either!

Posted by MarshMallow on Nov-13-2003 22:23:

OMG that was sooo funny!

Posted by St�phanie on Nov-14-2003 01:51:

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores.

wTF! hahahahahhahaha
I bet those are the most popular stores in england!

Posted by djshan on Nov-14-2003 04:47:

Re: Sex Laws *MUST OBEY*

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Originally posted by arek

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This Also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

on cnn i heard bin laden and sadamm hussien being married to their cuzns. is this really true??

Posted by jdjd on Nov-14-2003 05:50:

Re: Sex Laws *MUST OBEY*

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Originally posted by arek
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

Wow

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

The guys from Santa Cruz who like the mother daughter combo should move to Cali

Posted by monishb on Nov-14-2003 08:26:

GUAM here i come.LOOOLL

Posted by starsearcher on Nov-14-2003 16:40:

Too funny and yet so true...

Posted by TranceKitten on Nov-15-2003 23:33:

LOL! Too funny!

Posted by Fast Turtle on Nov-16-2003 04:18:

Oral sex is illegal in Singapore. 10 years jail time if you get convicted.

Posted by Shad0wmaster on Nov-16-2003 05:15:

According to dumblaws.com, Florida is the worst state in the USA if you want to have sex:

-oral sex is illegal
-it's illegal to kiss your wife's breasts
-only the missionary position is legal

Posted by Hami on Nov-16-2003 17:26:

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Originally posted by Shad0wmaster
According to dumblaws.com, Florida is the worst state in the USA if you want to have sex:

-oral sex is illegal
-it's illegal to kiss your wife's breasts
-only the missionary position is legal

I doubt any person from florida abides by those rules, but if you're lucky, a few from montana might!

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Nov-17-2003 00:23:

i wonder how often those laws are enforced?