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Posted by placebo on Nov-15-2003 06:12:
The Official K-Smooth Thread
Sup.
This is the offical "K Smooth is a fucking douche bag" thread.
I found his homepage and various pictures of him:
http://www.geocities.com/Pocokar77/K-Smooth.html
http://playhouseparty.com/partyzone/pg/2/pg/ip47.html
http://www.moonmendjs.com/pages/djs/ksmooth.html
Later...
Posted by whiskers on Nov-15-2003 06:32:
K-Smooth..... i wanna be just like him if i grow up.
Posted by daffodil on Nov-15-2003 06:34:
i want to have 20,000 of his babies.
Posted by whiskers on Nov-15-2003 06:35:
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Originally posted by daffodil
i want to have 20,000 of his babies. |
..... at once ......
Posted by malek on Nov-15-2003 06:36:
i can give you 50,000 easy 
ps: who the fuck is k-smooth ?
Posted by UWM on Nov-15-2003 06:36:
They all want to know
"How can I be like K-Smooth?"
Posted by montie on Nov-15-2003 06:37:
i can give 200,000 with one load
Posted by whiskers on Nov-15-2003 06:38:
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Originally posted by montie
i can give 200,000 with one load |
200,000?????
how do you measure it, by droplets????
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An average human ejaculate contains about 280 million sperm
but some ejaculates contain as many as 400 million sperm |
that's like 280 million potential kids you murder every time you *fap fap fap
Posted by montie on Nov-15-2003 06:42:
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Originally posted by whiskers
200,000?????
how do you measure it, by droplets????
that's like 280 million potential kids you murder every time you *fap fap fap |
me and my mini montie's we tight, we know whats up, they do what they need to do.
actually did you know back in the day, people used to think that man's seamen contained "little people"
they thought men contained all the things needed for reproduction and that hte woman was just the plce the "little person" grew
thus when you masturbated you were commiting mass murder
Posted by TeKnoHe@d2025 on Nov-15-2003 06:46:
Oh wow, K-Smooth is such a talented man! He's a Caucasian Gino, African American Rapper/DJ, and Asian. 
Is there anything he can't do!?! 
Posted by TeKnoHe@d2025 on Nov-15-2003 06:48:
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Originally posted by montie
thus when you masturbated you were commiting mass murder |
There's a little bit of Hitler/Stalin in all of us. 
Posted by montie on Nov-15-2003 06:51:
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Originally posted by TeKnoHe@d2025
There's a little bit of Hitler/Stalin in all of us. |
haha
all you people who masterubate out there. your no better than a hitler or stalin!!!!!!!!!
you will burn in hell i tell you!
Posted by whiskers on Nov-15-2003 06:51:
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Originally posted by TeKnoHe@d2025
There's a little bit of Hitler/Stalin in all of us. |
dude... honestly... i probably murdered somewhere close to 100 potential earth populations in my life..... omfg... i feel so bad now
Posted by Fast Turtle on Nov-15-2003 06:52:
Posted by UWM on Nov-15-2003 06:52:
I think Montie is murdering millions of potential children as we speak.
Posted by montie on Nov-15-2003 06:54:
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Originally posted by UWM
I think Montie is murdering millions of potential children as we speak. |
yup, i just love doing the fap fap whilst i post on TA
you guys turn me on sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much
i can't help myself but commmit mass murder!!!
Posted by TeKnoHe@d2025 on Nov-15-2003 06:57:
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Originally posted by whiskers
dude... honestly... i probably murdered somewhere close to 100 potential earth populations in my life..... omfg... i feel so bad now |
Does that include the deceased?
Posted by whiskers on Nov-15-2003 07:03:
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Originally posted by TeKnoHe@d2025
Does that include the deceased? |
well, not quite. i should've said "current" populations
my approximate calculations were 2000*280,000,000/6,000,000,000=93
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| So prior to 8000 BCE, we estimate that 61,000,000,000 (61 billion) people lived, and since 8000 BCE, 29,000,000,000 (29 billion). Thus in total approximately, 90 billion people have lived since the world began (roughly!). |
so that makes 560/90 ~ 6 civilizations
but honestly, in the past 6 years i could have populated 100 earths. wow, that makes my penis feel bigger than it's tiny 5 inches.
Posted by montie on Nov-15-2003 07:05:
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Originally posted by whiskers
well, not quite. i should've said "current" populations
my approximate calculations were 2000*280,000,000/6,000,000,000=93
so that makes 560/90 ~ 6 civilizations
but honestly, in the past 6 years i could have populated 100 earths. wow, that makes my penis feel bigger than it's tiny 5 inches. |
you could have populated those 100 earths with 100 billion whiskers if you did 100 billion fertile females in your life time
Posted by whiskers on Nov-15-2003 07:14:
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Originally posted by montie
you could have populated those 100 earths with 100 billion whiskers if you did 100 billion fertile females in your life time |
100 billion?
man, i'd need a long dick to do that cuz my current one would wear out rather quickly.....
and that would be quite a long lifetime 
would they be hot?
Posted by montie on Nov-15-2003 07:16:
well if your gonna have sex with them. they should atleast be hot to you.
but good luck finding 100 billion hot girls on this planet
Posted by whiskers on Nov-15-2003 07:18:
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Originally posted by montie
well if your gonna have sex with them. they should atleast be hot to you.
but good luck finding 100 billion hot girls on this planet |
yes, that might be a problem.... i'm having trouble finding 1 single one.... ROFL!
single as in uno - 1 as opposed to 1 billion
Posted by montie on Nov-15-2003 07:22:
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Originally posted by whiskers
yes, that might be a problem.... i'm having trouble finding 1 single one.... ROFL!
single as in uno - 1 as opposed to 1 billion |
yup the hot part isn't too much of a problem here
its finding one that i truely enjoy spending time with for more than 10 min. not just faking it.
thats the problem
Posted by whiskers on Nov-15-2003 07:25:
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Originally posted by montie
yup the hot part isn't too much of a problem here
its finding one that i truely enjoy spending time with for more than 10 min. not just faking it.
thats the problem |
i'd like to designate 2 of my favorite bash.org quotes to that post
so lemme get this straight...
you asked for sex on the 2nd date
and when she said no you started crying?
yep
and she felt sorry for ya and put out?
yep
so in order to get pussy, you gotta BE a pussy?
seems like it
i swear to god the whole fuckin world's against me!
I'm sure that somewhere out there is the
right girl for you . Unfortunately, I think "out there" is measured in light years.
Posted by montie on Nov-15-2003 07:27:
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Originally posted by whiskers
i'd like to designate 2 of my favorite bash.org quotes to that post
so lemme get this straight...
you asked for sex on the 2nd date
and when she said no you started crying?
yep
and she felt sorry for ya and put out?
yep
so in order to get pussy, you gotta BE a pussy?
seems like it
i swear to god the whole fuckin world's against me!
I'm sure that somewhere out there is the
right girl for you . Unfortunately, I think "out there" is measured in light years.
|
haha
hmmm crying maybe that will work. i'll try that tonite
wait no i wont
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