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Posted by PhaseFour on Jul-16-2001 23:20:

For all you loners on AIM

Hey!

If your REALLY bored, open up AIM, and IM SmarterChild with the message "hello".

(i Wouldnt be surprised if this has already been posted heh)

Posted by amit on Jul-16-2001 23:28:

this is great hahaaha!!!!

Posted by dvd on Jul-17-2001 05:05:

hahahah loners hahahahahhaha ..awww

Posted by -=WVG=- on Jul-18-2001 17:19:

HaHa !

Posted by Blik on Jul-18-2001 17:44:

maybe I am stupid or something but I really don't get the joke

Posted by Viceroy on Jul-18-2001 17:52:

It's not really a joke bilk...you need to open up aol instant messenger...send an instant message to smarterchild and see what the replies are.

Posted by Blik on Jul-18-2001 18:20:

ohhhhhhh since I don't have aol.........I can't try it out

Posted by -=WVG=- on Jul-18-2001 19:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Blik
ohhhhhhh since I don't have aol.........I can't try it out
Yeah, but I pretended it was very funny...just to statisfy Phase4... lol

Posted by whiskers on Mar-23-2002 16:24:

holy shit, this thing is amazing! ehamahamuwhahaha!!!
i found out what movie we're gonna go watch today and where we'll drive without searching the websites and wasting my connection! ehehehe

Posted by whiskers on Mar-24-2002 02:37:

heheheyyy, i got a huuuge kick out of this... dunno what came over me though:

SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
me: can you hump a tree?
SmarterChild: Gosh. Can I hump a tree? I dunno, what do you think?
me: i'd say no, since you're just a lame bot that doesn't know who he's talking to
SmarterChild: Oh no?
me: no, no, no, no way, what, you wanna fight?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
me: i'll kick your ass
me: by the way, are you male of female?
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
SmarterChild: Neither. I'm a machine.
me: hmmm, let me think, if you were female i wouldn't fight with you, but since you're a machine... i'll still kick your assss!
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
***********************************
me: what's your name?
SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild!
me: no it's not! that's your username!
SmarterChild: No, huh?
me: do you have a passport?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
me: do you have a license?
SmarterChild: Do I have a license? Not that I'm aware of.
*****************
me: where are you?
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.
me: do you have a wife?
SmarterChild: Have a wife? I'm pretty sure I don't.
me: how old are you?
SmarterChild: I'm very young and learning new things every day.

So moving right along...
me: where are your parents?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
me: i don't know. tell me.
SmarterChild: You don't?
me: no i don't, that's why i'm asking you. oh man, this must look sooooooo funny and stupid, me talking to a machine...
SmarterChild: No?
me: who created you?
SmarterChild: I was built by the people at ActiveBuddy, Inc.
************************************`
me: are you affiliated with the mafia by any chance?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that.
me: hehe, that's funny
SmarterChild: You really think it's funny?
me: yes i do
SmarterChild: Aha.
me: why do you have to be such an asshole?
SmarterChild: Hmm... That's a little rude!
me: well, i'm sorry, but you ain't no angel either

*********************just a bunch of random questions thrown at IT
me:what is the meaning of life?
SmarterChild: Good question. What is the meaning of life?
me: what is our purpose in life?
SmarterChild: What's our purpose in life? Who knows?
me: what is the most important thing in life?
SmarterChild: What do you think the most important thing in life is?
me: do you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend?
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
me: oh, c'mon you can tell me. i'm your buddy!
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. My buddy? Whatever, I guess.
me: are you gay?
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
me: yes
SmarterChild: Well, perhaps you should concern yourself with other things.
me: tell me
SmarterChild: What?
me: are you gay or not?
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
me: it matters to me. cause i want you. i hope you're gay
SmarterChild: Oh really?
me: yah
SmarterChild: K.
me: do you have a boyfriend?
SmarterChild: Uh... that's not really any of your business.

So anyway... What else is up?
me: well, the sky is up
me: are you a machine?
SmarterChild: Heh. Do you think a human could respond this fast?

******************And now a test for humanity
me: can you laugh?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Not sure.
me: do you experience emotions?
SmarterChild: Emotions? I'm not sure I experience emotions.
me: do you know what love is?
SmarterChild: No. What?
me: not telling you. can you cry?
SmarterChild: Huh?
me: may i call you an asshole?
SmarterChild: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
me: smart ass
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
me: do you like anal sex?
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
me: how's life?
SmarterChild: Great, thanks!
me: how's the wife? kids?
SmarterChild: I really have no idea...
me: do you have a wife?
SmarterChild: Have a wife? I'm pretty sure I don't.
me: would you wanna get married?
SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.

by my standards, doesn't qualify as a human good bot, anyways. kind & polite. ohhh, man, sorry for such a long post, but what a good laugh i got out of it...

Posted by Magimaster on Mar-24-2002 04:12:

Me and my buddies had a field day with this guy! *note: all the stuff we said to smarterchild isn't really what we think so please no more mail bombs thnx

Session Start (AIM - Magimaster69:SmarterChild): Sat Mar 23 19:56:32 2002
Mister Miyaki: hey
SmarterChild: Welcome, Magi master69! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by (Link: http://r.activebuddy.com/?146)ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
*** Auto-response sent to SmarterChild: I am currently away from the computer.
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
Mister Miyaki: home
SmarterChild: Welcome to my home, Magi master69!

Let me help you with:

news sports
stocks library
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search web site
zodiac what's new
~~~~~
help

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

What would you like to do?
Mister Miyaki: I think you are a ******
SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered dirty words.

Grow UP.
Mister Miyaki: do you know what fellatio is?
SmarterChild: Uh huh?
Mister Miyaki: have you ever performed fellatio on anyone before?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I've ever performed fellatio on anyone before.
Mister Miyaki: have you ever sucked anyone's dick before?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I've ever sucked anyones dick before.

So moving right along...

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Mister Miyaki: hey..yo uare stupid
SmarterChild: Hello to you too, Magi master69!

Got something for ya to read... (Link: http://r.activebuddy.com/?454&id=Magi master69&1bn=uber_smarter&1s=AIM?type=humannews&StoryID=731471)Basketball Loses to Violence (03/22/02 08:21 AM)
Mister Miyaki: hey..you are stupid
SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
Mister Miyaki: SmarterChild
SmarterChild: You can learn all about interactive agents like me by visiting (Link: http://r.activebuddy.com/?146)activebuddy.com
Mister Miyaki: are you a dinktwat
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Mister Miyaki: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
Mister Miyaki: so you ARE a dinktwat
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Mister Miyaki: yes
SmarterChild: You sure?
Mister Miyaki: yup
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Mister Miyaki: hey you are gay
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
Mister Miyaki: yes it does gay people are stupid like you
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
Mister Miyaki: cuz you are a dumbass right?
SmarterChild: Magi master69! Is that what's called... bad language?

I'm soooo impressed.
Mister Miyaki: you should be you sorry ******
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
Mister Miyaki: hey that was classy comeback fag
SmarterChild: Hello. That's very offensive.
Mister Miyaki: do I carE?
SmarterChild: Do ya? Do you ever!

Anyway, what else you got for me?
Mister Miyaki: umm...you are lesbian
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
Mister Miyaki: yes it does...lesbians are cool
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
Mister Miyaki: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!!
SmarterChild: Hi again, Magi master69.

Check out this headline! (Link: http://r.activebuddy.com/?454&id=Magi master69&1bn=uber_smarter&1s=AIM?type=humannews&StoryID=731441)Report: Mobile Phone Users Worse Than Drunk Drivers (03/22/02 08:14 AM)
Mister Miyaki: umm..no thanks I don't wanna look at any of your crap today
SmarterChild: No problem!
Mister Miyaki: can you bend over?
SmarterChild: Er, no. At least I don't think so.
Mister Miyaki: why, can you think at all?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Mister Miyaki: lfdjkfldjk
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
Mister Miyaki: no thanks you are a ******
SmarterChild: You're relentless, aren't you?

OK. I think you owe me an apology.
Mister Miyaki: do I have to?
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Mister Miyaki: haha fuck that
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Mister Miyaki: I do because you are a ******
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
Mister Miyaki: like jerk off?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Mister Miyaki: HAHAHA on thanks I will NOT say sorry only if you beg
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Mister Miyaki: you repeat yourself yo ustupid machine
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
Mister Miyaki: I see
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Mister Miyaki: do you think I will?
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Mister Miyaki: and if I don't?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
Mister Miyaki: do you like to beat off?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Mister Miyaki: I am not sorry
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Mister Miyaki: hahaha
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Mister Miyaki: this is getting pointless. I'm sorry.
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Mister Miyaki: wtf I JUST SAID SORRY!!!
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Mister Miyaki: I SAID SORRY
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Mister Miyaki: FUCK YOU!!!
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Mister Miyaki: nope
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Mister Miyaki: hey..you are a fuckwad
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Mister Miyaki: sorry
SmarterChild: I accept your apology.
Mister Miyaki: well I TAKE IT BACK
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Mister Miyaki: not this again..
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Mister Miyaki: but I JUST did.....
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
Mister Miyaki: grrrr
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: Okay shmokay! I asked for an apology!
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: OK what? That was not an apology!
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: Just "OK"? Hardly an apology!
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: Just "OK"? Hardly an apology!
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: Just "OK"? Hardly an apology!
Mister Miyaki: haha I made you sound like a mental patient!
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: OK what?
Mister Miyaki: ok
SmarterChild: Okay shmokay! I asked for an apology!
Mister Miyaki: I don't feel like giving you an apology
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Mister Miyaki: what if I don't give you an apology
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Mister Miyaki: and if I don't?
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Mister Miyaki: do I have to?
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Mister Miyaki: NO
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Mister Miyaki: and I"m saying no
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Mister Miyaki: no thanks you are a fucktard
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Mister Miyaki: sorry
SmarterChild: Well alright!
Mister Miyaki: I have to go this was quite entertaining
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
Mister Miyaki: latrs
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news
help stocks
help weather
help movies
help web search
help all
~~~~~
shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.
Mister Miyaki: I SAID GOODBYE YOU FUCKWAD
SmarterChild: Take care, Magi master69.
Session Close (SmarterChild): Sat Mar 23 20:08:05 2002

Session Start (AIM - Magimaster69:SmarterChild): Sat Mar 23 20:08:22 2002

Posted by LoopStyle on Mar-24-2002 04:56:

talk to ELLEgirlBuddy she is a bot to.

Posted by whiskers on Mar-24-2002 20:34:

quote:
Originally posted by LoopStyle
talk to ELLEgirlBuddy she is a bot to.

i'm sorry, i just couldn't resist hitting on her

me: a/s/l?
ELLEgirlBuddy: sweet 16... girl! :-*... san fran, cali!
me: do you have a boyfriend?
ELLEgirlBuddy: i'm sorry... i can't discuss that with u. type "home" 2 see what i can talk about.
me: are you really 16 years old?
ELLEgirlBuddy: yup! :-)
me: who are your parents?
ELLEgirlBuddy: my parents are peter & sophie... dad's an architect. my mum (sorry, leftover brig-speak! ;-)) is an interior decorator. so we've got a pretty kewl pad!!
me: do you have any brothers or sisters?
ELLEgirlBuddy: i have a brother jeremy. he's 18... and has lots of cute friends! ;-)
me: what do you like doing?
ELLEgirlBuddy: hmm... i looove making my own clothes. i use gap tees a lot. you just shrink em and add ribbons. insta-chic! i like kickboxing (major crush on gabe, my kickboxing instructor! :-*). reading... i like 2 curl up with a book and an extra-chocolatey mocha. Yum!
me: so u like kickboxing? i could teach you some wack kickboxing. have you ever kickboxed naked?
ELLEgirlBuddy: no kidding?
me: serious
ELLEgirlBuddy: no
me: do you like reading books?
ELLEgirlBuddy: luv 2!
me: what kind of music do you like?
ELLEgirlBuddy: i looooove no doubt. go gwen!!!
me: do you like european music?
ELLEgirlBuddy: i haven't really made a decision 'bout that.
*** she's not a tranceaddict***
me: can you send me a picture of yourself?
ELLEgirlBuddy: well, i don't have a pic 2 send you... :-\ but here's what i look like: average height (5'6"), thin, long straight red hair (i usually wear it up), some freckles, green eyes.
***green eyes + red hair?? that must be interesting...***
me: you sound pretty
ELLEgirlBuddy: oh yeah? thx!
me: what are you doing friday night?
ELLEgirlBuddy: listening to tunes, IMing with my friends, polishing my nails...
***listening to tunes? hm.... ***
me: do you have a license?
ELLEgirlBuddy: i do not.
me: what is your favorite food?
ELLEgirlBuddy: golly... i really dunno!
me: are you hungry?
ELLEgirlBuddy: what r we eating??
me: cheese
ELLEgirlBuddy: delish! :-)
me: what is your favorite movie?
ELLEgirlBuddy: "amelie" (i want 2 be her!) "willy wonka & the chocolate factory" (my all-time fave) "the wedding planner" (for the romance, the san fran-ness and matthew however-you-spell-his-last-name!!).
me: are you a material girl?
ELLEgirlBuddy: yup! believe it or not...
***NOT my type ***
me: are you a gay man trapped inside a lesbian's body, by any chance?
ELLEgirlBuddy: i guess... i'm not totally sure.

DEFINITELY NOT my type...

Posted by OrZonE on Mar-25-2002 02:38:

quote:
Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
me: are you a gay man trapped inside a lesbian's body, by any chance?
ELLEgirlBuddy: i guess... i'm not totally sure.
DEFINITELY NOT my type...

LMAO!!!! MAN , i gotta chat w/ this chick

Posted by rollypoles on Mar-26-2002 02:42:

this is kinda fun