Prison Survival Guide:This is crazy

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Posted by A.J. on Nov-16-2003 13:31:

Prison Survival Guide:This is crazy

Hey you all should go to http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHil...5/survival.html
to read this Prison Survival Guide. It is a very interesting read.

Posted by Streakfury on Nov-16-2003 14:35:

Hehe, thanx for the link... er, not that i'm expecting to go to prison.

Posted by Chris Crossland on Nov-16-2003 15:11:

ill be needing this though i havent read all of this yet any one fucks i keel

Posted by sash on Nov-16-2003 15:14:

reading this totally reminds me of shawshank redemption

Posted by placebo on Nov-16-2003 16:44:

Read the whole thing...interesting stuff.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-16-2003 16:47:

quote:
Originally posted by gwrmarines
ill be needing this though i havent read all of this yet any one fucks i keel

WE HAVE THE SAME MONITOR!!!

Posted by Carl0s on Nov-16-2003 16:57:

some really good prison movies are american me and blood in blood out. it does display the mexican american community in a bad light but as far as the prison population it is very accurate.

Posted by diffusion on Nov-16-2003 17:16:

I really liked this guide. Not that I intend going to prison

However there was a lot of very good advice there:

The most senseless use of time in prison has to be constant television watching. There are adult men in prison who watch cartoons and soap operas for hours each day. They know all the soaps' characters, plots, and can figure all the possible scenarios of upcoming episodes. They live through the tube. They call television the "Boob Tube" because it will make you dumb if you aren't already. Its shameless, naked images will poison your mind and spirit. Its fantasy will rob you of all original creative thinking abilities. Constant television watching develops the dangerous habit of always wanting to be entertained, which causes laziness.

Posted by Chris Crossland on Nov-16-2003 17:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
WE HAVE THE SAME MONITOR!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!!...WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

Posted by KilldaDJ on Nov-16-2003 18:21:

i have one tip for prison : dont drop the soap.

Posted by whiskers on Nov-16-2003 18:55:

quote:
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
i have one tip for prison : dont drop the soap.

but if you do - forget about it and RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Spad on Nov-16-2003 20:27:

Don't hang around with rapists, don't sit on your arse all day, if people piss you off fight them.

It's all pretty obvious stuff to be honest.

Posted by SuperFarStucker on Nov-16-2003 22:24:

quote:
Originally posted by prison survival guide
The most senseless use of time in prison has to be constant television watching. There are adult men in prison who watch cartoons and soap operas for hours each day. They know all the soaps' characters, plots, and can figure all the possible scenarios of upcoming episodes. They live through the tube. They call television the "Boob Tube" because it will make you dumb if you aren't already. Its shameless, naked images will poison your mind and spirit. Its fantasy will rob you of all original creative thinking abilities. Constant television watching develops the dangerous habit of always wanting to be entertained, which causes laziness.
Television is a no-no. Cut out television for one month and you will be surprised at what you can get accomplished in that time. Knowing how to manage time properly is important in everyday life. When we learn how to get the most out of our days, we will come to know a real sense of satisfaction and accomplishment. There are only twenty-four hours in a day. The more you begin to actually do the clearer it becomes that there never is enough time to get things done. Then you will understand the value of time.

Posted by Boomer187 on Nov-16-2003 22:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Spad
Don't hang around with rapists, don't sit on your arse all day, if people piss you off fight them.

It's all pretty obvious stuff to be honest.

The cop that booked me told me to beat the living bejesus out of the biggest guy there.

Lucky for him I ended up not going there.

Posted by ClubHarder on Nov-16-2003 22:45:

quote:
. If you are raped, you HAVE to kill the attacker immediately (or as soon as possibly) afterwards.

Posted by Shad0wmaster on Nov-16-2003 23:00:

good read...

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Nov-17-2003 02:14:

everything in that article is pure common sense.

Posted by rollypoles on Nov-17-2003 07:22:

quote:
Originally posted in prison survival guide
We are skinheads, and we are revolutionaries.

hmmmmm........still, kinda interesting. i'd still much rather do everything i can to stay out of prison.

Posted by caddyshack on Nov-17-2003 07:47:

If you are ever raped, there is a certain way this horrible situation must be handled. People who have never been to prison think it can never happen to them. Don�t ever think that. You have to have it firmly set in your mind, and make sure others know that you realize you are not superman, and that it could happen, but it will never happen twice. If you are raped, you HAVE to kill the attacker immediately (or as soon as possibly) afterwards. This will prevent it from ever happening again. No piece of ass is worth dying over, and predators will move on to easier and more complacent victims if they feel like you have the will and fortitude to kill them if it happens. Often, if you show a willingness to fight, other inmates will help you out. This may come in the form of them telling someone not to fuck with you, to providing you with shanks/other weapons to kill the individual, etc.

i though prison was a correction facility