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Posted by smh on Nov-16-2003 18:19:

How we shower

How to shower like a woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloured. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes. Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.

How to shower like a man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way - shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire size of knob and scratch your ass. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off. Fart and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again. Throw wet towel on bed!!!!!!

Posted by Spad on Nov-16-2003 19:12:

Re: How we shower

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Originally posted by smh

Fart and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Make shampoo Mohawk.

Haha I thought it was just me

Posted by razzi on Nov-16-2003 19:19:

Re: How we shower

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Originally posted by smh
Make shampoo Mohawk

hahahaah i just got out of the shower, and happened to do this because i got a haircut yesterday lol

Posted by diesel0 on Nov-16-2003 19:54:

Hahah thats so true.

Posted by Shad0wmaster on Nov-16-2003 23:26:

i've already seen that one but i still love it

love the shampoo mohawks, lol

Posted by St�phanie on Nov-17-2003 03:37:

Im gonna disagree on the woman one...cause most of us arent like that...But as for the man hahaha its so right on the money!

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Admire size of knob and scratch your ass

Posted by mezzir on Nov-17-2003 03:42:

Re: How we shower

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Originally posted by smh Admire size of knob and scratch your ass.

eh most guys in know do that even if they're not about to take a shower
(second one more tho...admiring your knob would look peculiar in public i think)
on second thought, scratching your ass would too
but we do that anyways

Posted by A.J. on Nov-17-2003 04:58:

Re: How we shower

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Originally posted by smh
How to shower like a man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way - shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire size of knob and scratch your ass. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off. Fart and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again. Throw wet towel on bed!!!!!!

Hahaha sooooo true.

Posted by kypez on Nov-17-2003 05:56:

hah showering is for the weak,

Posted by La5eR on Nov-17-2003 08:19:

damn if my roomy wasnt sleepin id laugh my ass off so loud.

Posted by Disney on Nov-17-2003 15:35:

Re: How we shower

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Originally posted by smh
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Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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LOL!!!

Posted by TrancE OasiS on Nov-17-2003 15:56:

OMG that is so accurate!

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Nov-17-2003 16:33:

HAHA!!!
classic!!!