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-- Are you norwich in disguise?
Are you norwich in disguise?
Get your shit stars off our flag!
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan, and what did I see?
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.
If you get there before I do,
Coming for to carry me home,
Tell all my friends I�m coming, too.
Coming for to carry me home.
I�m sometimes up and sometimes down,
Coming for to carry me home,
But still my soul feels heavenly bound,
Coming for to carry me home.
The brightest day that I can say,
Coming for to carry me home,
When Jesus washed my sins away,
Coming for to carry me home.
Are you a wallabies supporter?
Hahahahahahaha and the poms think we whinge 
I'd rather get rid of that fucked cross-thingy in the top left corner.
Baahahahahaah!
not only does your football team suck but your country also sux 
*me sings Three Lions 
YOU SIR ARE AN ASSHAT!
Once a jolly swagman sat beside the billabong,
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.
Down came a jumbuck to drink beside the billabong
Up jumped the swagman and seized him with glee
And he sang as he tucked jumbuck in his tuckerbag
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.
Down came the stockman, riding on his thoroughbred,
Down came the troopers, one, two, three.
"Where's the jolly jumbuck you've got in your tuckerbag?
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.
Up jumped the swagman and plunged into the billabong,
"You'll never catch me alive," cried he
And his ghost may be heard as you ride beside the billabong,
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.
hmmm seems to me that ummmmm hmmmm you my friend are a fucking idiot.
*glove slap*
wallabies > prince charles and gardener
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is
wearing a England rugby jersey and is festooned with England pom-poms.
The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's
broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the
game.
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that
he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender
relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins with the poms receiving the kickoff. They march down
field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty goal.
Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the
bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What
does the dog do if they score a try?"
The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."
LOL! 
lol at tweak
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