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Posted by Pete K on Nov-19-2003 20:58:

Michael Jackson jokes

One of these was told to me, the rest people have told me. Worth a good groan

Some kids are having a pajama party at Neverland and one of them asks Michael:

"Michael, what time do we go to bed?"

At which Michael giggles:

"When the big hand is on the little hand"

*****

What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?

Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years-old.

******

Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart? He heard there was a sale: All boys pants half off.

*bows*

Posted by texastrancegirl on Nov-19-2003 21:19:

ROFLMAO

Posted by St�phanie on Nov-19-2003 23:35:

hahahahahhahaha
He creaps me out!

Posted by DJPG on Nov-20-2003 01:19:

Michael Jackson was arrested for posession in the early hours of this morning.

In his living room they found class A drugs, in his kitchen they found class B drugs and in his bedroom they found Class 4C.

Posted by ASOT100 on Nov-20-2003 02:35:

quote:
Originally posted by DJPG
Michael Jackson was arrested for posession in the early hours of this morning.

In his living room they found class A drugs, in his kitchen they found class B drugs and in his bedroom they found Class 4C.

i don't get it

Posted by DarkAngel on Nov-20-2003 03:54:

Posted by sym on Nov-20-2003 04:21:

quote:
Originally posted by ASOT100
i don't get it

Class 4C being an entire 4th grade class :P

Posted by kypez on Nov-20-2003 05:48:

HAha fuckin hilarious

Posted by TrancE OasiS on Nov-20-2003 09:55:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Michael is the king, and now he actually is arrested (he was on a good run there for a while)

Posted by razzi on Nov-20-2003 16:13:

hahahahhahahaahahahah that made my night

Posted by narcism on Dec-13-2003 14:32:

here are some more
ill try not to repeat the ones already said

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.

Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand

Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
A: When the crib breaks

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids

Posted by jp on Jan-21-2004 16:21:

Posted by razzi on Jan-21-2004 16:29:

quote:
Originally posted by jp

soooooooooooooooooo wrong!!!!

Posted by ASOT100 on Jan-21-2004 18:16:

quote:
Originally posted by razzi
soooooooooooooooooo wrong!!!!

this whole thread is sooooo wrong

yet so funny

Posted by fathomless1 on Jan-21-2004 18:28:

here are some more...

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalogue

Q. Why does Michael Jackson wear little boys� underwear around his arm?
A. It�s a patch, he is trying to quit.

Q. What is the best thing to watch at a Michael Jackson concert?
A. Your children.

Q. Why are Michael Jackson pants so small?
A. Because they are not his.

Posted by Krypton on Jan-21-2004 23:03:

i like micheal jackson. its a shame he's going through this. really is bad if he actually did the act, even worse if he's convicted..

Posted by vanilabean4 on Jan-21-2004 23:13:

jackson hunts children

funny game

make jacko's new face

Posted by smokeape on Jan-21-2004 23:21:

HAHAHAHA! And the best part about this, is the jokes will just keep getting better as the trial goes on!
Imagine the jokes if he gets convicted and goes to prison!
RFLMAO!
{{{smoke}}}

Posted by DeviantxPete on Jan-22-2004 00:14:

What did the man say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

GET OUT OF MY SON!

Posted by victor on Jan-22-2004 06:11:

lol

Posted by Krypton on Jan-22-2004 17:42:

quote:
What did the man say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

GET OUT OF MY SON!

WOuld have been funnier if it said "GET OFF MY SON!"

Posted by Krypton on Jan-22-2004 17:50:

SMOKEAPE, those were some tight little games. though, some boys escaped at night, so i let jackson get arrested..

Posted by George Smiley on Jan-22-2004 18:11:

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Niel Armstrong?

Niel Armstrong was the first man on the moon, Michael Jackson fucks kids.

Whats worse than letting Michael Jackson put your kids to bed?

Letting Ian Huntly bath them first.

And while were at it...

Sheffield United have solved their striker problems. The new signing is good at hanging in the air with a deadly strike rate. The board expect to announce the signing of Harold Shipman on Monday.

Apparently Harold Shipman was quite a lady killer, think it had summat to do with him being well hung.

Posted by mef on Jan-22-2004 19:17:

quote:
Originally posted by George Smiley
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Niel Armstrong?

Niel Armstrong was the first man on the moon, Michael Jackson fucks kids.

lol. It's funny, cos it's true

Posted by Steven Hays on Jan-24-2004 04:36:

Here's some more good ones:

Q: Why did Michael Jackson call up Boyz II Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: Why did Micheal Jackson get sick?
A: Because he ate a 6-yr old wiener.

Q: Why did Micheal Jackson check into the Betty Ford Clinic?
A: To cure his 14-yr old crack habit.

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