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Posted by DJ_NRG on Nov-21-2003 23:11:

Lord of the Rings Survival Tips

I found this as one of the quotes on Bash. Found them to be pretty funny!

For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians

10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

Posted by N|te-L|fe on Nov-21-2003 23:17:

Excellent!

EDIT: I just like this one too much ! 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

Posted by victor on Nov-21-2003 23:18:

"Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie."

lol

Posted by Psionic on Nov-21-2003 23:44:

Re: Lord of the Rings Survival Tips

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Originally posted by DJ_NRG

12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Posted by Prod on Nov-22-2003 05:57:

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9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians

Hahahaha man my Ethiopian buddy would get a kick out of this one hahahahaah

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7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

And after all that say "Shit! this isn't the matrix? What theater the hell is this?!"

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12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

"I fart in your general direction!"

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15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Hahaha that's the best one of all

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17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

Also walk up to the screen and try to point out where he is while going: "oop there he i...nope, that's not , ooh there!...nope, that's just a gay elf wearing a cat-in-the-hat...hat"

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19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

Or dress up as a Klingon and get up and argue about how much better the Klingons' songs are than those of orcs and pick a fight with a Trek geek who thinks otherwise

Posted by whiskers on Nov-22-2003 06:25:

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Originally posted by N|te-L|fe

ahaha, that's excellent!!! such a creepy laugh!

lol, LOTR, BOO.. hilarious stuff!

Posted by Prod on Nov-22-2003 06:27:

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Originally posted by whiskers
ahaha, that's excellent!!! such a creepy laugh!

lol, LOTR, BOO.. hilarious stuff!

When I saw a preview for Revolutions and Smith was laughing his ass off, I thought the producers lost their mind or something during the production and turned it into one big acid trip. Then seeing the movie did kinda explain why he was so happy haha

Posted by matty on Nov-22-2003 16:39:

This is awesome....had a good laugh...thanks

Posted by razzi on Nov-23-2003 04:03:

17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

hahhhahhahaahh i actually thought that during one of the first 2 movies during a battle scene.

Posted by TwoPlow on Nov-23-2003 09:15:

I thought of the "Run Forest Run!" thing when I saw it. Funny stuff though.