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Posted by Domz on Nov-22-2003 20:41:

You know your drunk when...

heres something i wrote when i was well on my way to being drunk, feel free to add to it :P

you know your drunk when..

you start deleting files via your hacked shell account without using a proxy

you start chatting up the schools minger via msn

you get your thing out on cam

you attempt to ping the US NAVY's headquarters, or even worse, port scan them

you think the input search for google is a password prompt

those porn popups actually 'make' you click them

your sure you closed that xxx movie, but your mum walks in anyway

you start making a 'you know your drunk when..' file

the matrix desktop you got starts telling you about 'the girl in the red dress' and how much she likes you :P

you go into #gay-chat on irc

you go into #piss-heads on irc

you start random fights with pieces of hardware

the pieces of hardware start random fights with you

the cat eats the mouse

you struggle to find the 'shut down' button

the clock in the corner says 2AM but you dont care anyways

you think 'viewing source' of google.com is 1337

you download kazaa lite and blindly accept the sponser

you think that 10kb matrix 3 movie is real

Posted by LKD on Nov-22-2003 20:45:

sounds more like ur on shrooms tahn drunk

Posted by kypez on Nov-22-2003 20:50:

you think that 10kb matrix 3 movie is real

hah beauty.

Posted by Domz on Nov-22-2003 21:06:

hehe, i didnt do any of these, just wrote this when i was bored on my computer and half drunk.

Posted by victor on Nov-23-2003 01:14:

i play NFS HP2 when im hammered...

"pull over to the side of the road ... u are surrounded..."

SUCK MY DICK PIGGIES!!!!!

hehe

Posted by LKD on Nov-23-2003 01:16:

quote:
Originally posted by victor
i play NFS HP2 when im hammered...

"pull over to the side of the road ... u are surrounded..."

SUCK MY DICK PIGGIES!!!!!

hehe
pffffffft..ahahhahaha

please tell me u downloaded the mario kart and drive that too...ahahahhahah

Posted by nchs09 on Nov-23-2003 01:54:

when im hammered...i hope i never go close to my computer or xbox, sometimes im lucky i make it to my bed

Posted by razzi on Nov-23-2003 02:35:

i like getting on msn and aim and talking to my friends. its great when i start talking to my other drunk friends, and then never remembering what we said the next day.

quality

Posted by Domz on Nov-23-2003 10:21:

dont you just love chat logs =)